Airhead 0 #1 September 18, 2002 "WHUFFOS"...? OK, so I AM niave and green...AND most of the terminology is like "Greek" to me...At least right now. SO...ya wanna give a little info here? I got the general idea, but wanna tell us new to the sport a little "story" here so we can get on it, too? Puleeze Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diverdriver 5 #2 September 18, 2002 Whuffo you want to jump out of dem aeroplanes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #3 September 18, 2002 Read this next sentance in the accent of a down-south slack jawed hick. "Whuf fo you people jump outta them air-e-o-planes?"quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 3 #4 September 18, 2002 Whuffo you assin all dem queshions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 259 #5 September 18, 2002 QuoteOK, so I AM niave and green. You may be naive, but you aren't green. "whuffo you jump outta them airplanes for?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #6 September 18, 2002 Oh my God look at all these moderator posts. Honey, you're attracting the wrong kind of attention!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #7 September 18, 2002 Wow. Three moderator responses. Note that their names are green, you and mineses aren't not. Quade got more sylables out of "airplane" than I thought possible. I used to be impressed by a three-syllable pronunciation of Jesus "Jah-HEEE-zus", but "Air - ee- oh - plane" is today's fae-vo-rite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #8 September 18, 2002 Click that link up there ^^^^^ that says "Glossary" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #9 September 18, 2002 It's funny ... everyone has told you what a Whuffo stands for ("What for you jump out of them there airplanes"), but unless I'm not reading everything, nobody explained what a Whuffo is. A "Whuffo" is what skydivers call people who aren't skydivers. Now when does someone shed their Whuffo skin? Well that's a good questions which results in many many different responses. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #10 September 18, 2002 Deuce isn't QUADE absolutley amazing? Why first he spanks me, burns my toast and then turns around with sumpin like that? Gotta luv a man that is so versatile*jumps up and down and waves at the Greenies...* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nws01 0 #11 September 18, 2002 Quote*jumps up and down and waves at the Greenies...* ***Nathan bangs pots and pans together and yells, "Boobies, small canopies, sex with sheep, cheap beer, RSL's, Cypreses*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 3 #12 September 18, 2002 <------waves back at TangoMonkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spy38W 0 #13 September 18, 2002 QuoteIt's funny ... everyone has told you what a Whuffo stands for ("What for you jump out of them there airplanes"), but unless I'm not reading everything, nobody explained what a Whuffo is. A "Whuffo" is what skydivers call people who aren't skydivers. Now when does someone shed their Whuffo skin? Well that's a good questions which results in many many different responses. Howzabout not a whuffo when you don't ask whuffo you jump outta dem planes. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #14 September 18, 2002 They only notice us when they look down from that balcony. Have they thrown you any beads yet? What do I show Bytch to get her to throw me some green beads? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #15 September 18, 2002 QuoteHave they thrown you any beads yet Well no....but I did get spat upon once I just thought they did that to all of thier constituents!!! QuoteWhat do I show Bytch to get her to throw me some green beads Well obviously sumpin' you haven't already shown her!!!! bwahhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #16 September 18, 2002 QuoteWell obviously sumpin' you haven't already shown her!!!! bwahhhhhhhhhh Where's that manual, I know this thing has that self-timey thingie...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites outofit 0 #17 September 18, 2002 just be careful of the hot fork! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #18 September 18, 2002 Ya know it's funny but I have an aversion to red and green pills. I can only take the blue ones nowa days... Wonder why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #19 September 18, 2002 Seb~ Just don't give up on the green M&Ms!! As for your blue pill........enter the Dominatrix........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #20 September 18, 2002 QuoteWhy first he spanks me . . . Oh sweetie. That wasn't a spanking. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #21 September 18, 2002 >enter the Dominatrix.... Freaksis is here? You have to be an oldie to get this one....Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #22 September 18, 2002 Quoteenter the Dominatrix.... I have been a very very bad boy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #23 September 18, 2002 QuoteI have been a very very bad boy... Why yes........you have Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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diverdriver 5 #2 September 18, 2002 Whuffo you want to jump out of dem aeroplanes? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #3 September 18, 2002 Read this next sentance in the accent of a down-south slack jawed hick. "Whuf fo you people jump outta them air-e-o-planes?"quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #4 September 18, 2002 Whuffo you assin all dem queshions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #5 September 18, 2002 QuoteOK, so I AM niave and green. You may be naive, but you aren't green. "whuffo you jump outta them airplanes for?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #6 September 18, 2002 Oh my God look at all these moderator posts. Honey, you're attracting the wrong kind of attention!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #7 September 18, 2002 Wow. Three moderator responses. Note that their names are green, you and mineses aren't not. Quade got more sylables out of "airplane" than I thought possible. I used to be impressed by a three-syllable pronunciation of Jesus "Jah-HEEE-zus", but "Air - ee- oh - plane" is today's fae-vo-rite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 September 18, 2002 Click that link up there ^^^^^ that says "Glossary" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #9 September 18, 2002 It's funny ... everyone has told you what a Whuffo stands for ("What for you jump out of them there airplanes"), but unless I'm not reading everything, nobody explained what a Whuffo is. A "Whuffo" is what skydivers call people who aren't skydivers. Now when does someone shed their Whuffo skin? Well that's a good questions which results in many many different responses. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 September 18, 2002 Deuce isn't QUADE absolutley amazing? Why first he spanks me, burns my toast and then turns around with sumpin like that? Gotta luv a man that is so versatile*jumps up and down and waves at the Greenies...* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #11 September 18, 2002 Quote*jumps up and down and waves at the Greenies...* ***Nathan bangs pots and pans together and yells, "Boobies, small canopies, sex with sheep, cheap beer, RSL's, Cypreses*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #12 September 18, 2002 <------waves back at TangoMonkey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #13 September 18, 2002 QuoteIt's funny ... everyone has told you what a Whuffo stands for ("What for you jump out of them there airplanes"), but unless I'm not reading everything, nobody explained what a Whuffo is. A "Whuffo" is what skydivers call people who aren't skydivers. Now when does someone shed their Whuffo skin? Well that's a good questions which results in many many different responses. Howzabout not a whuffo when you don't ask whuffo you jump outta dem planes. -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #14 September 18, 2002 They only notice us when they look down from that balcony. Have they thrown you any beads yet? What do I show Bytch to get her to throw me some green beads? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 September 18, 2002 QuoteHave they thrown you any beads yet Well no....but I did get spat upon once I just thought they did that to all of thier constituents!!! QuoteWhat do I show Bytch to get her to throw me some green beads Well obviously sumpin' you haven't already shown her!!!! bwahhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #16 September 18, 2002 QuoteWell obviously sumpin' you haven't already shown her!!!! bwahhhhhhhhhh Where's that manual, I know this thing has that self-timey thingie...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #17 September 18, 2002 just be careful of the hot fork! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #18 September 18, 2002 Ya know it's funny but I have an aversion to red and green pills. I can only take the blue ones nowa days... Wonder why Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 September 18, 2002 Seb~ Just don't give up on the green M&Ms!! As for your blue pill........enter the Dominatrix........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #20 September 18, 2002 QuoteWhy first he spanks me . . . Oh sweetie. That wasn't a spanking. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #21 September 18, 2002 >enter the Dominatrix.... Freaksis is here? You have to be an oldie to get this one....Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 September 18, 2002 Quoteenter the Dominatrix.... I have been a very very bad boy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #23 September 18, 2002 QuoteI have been a very very bad boy... Why yes........you have Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
