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billvon

What California's really like

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They could put "I Dream Of Jeannie" back into production. B| I could say I jumped with your famous self.


Damn right! And my "bottle" that I'd pop out of is the Bell 412! That whole Master bit scares me, though.....
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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They could put "I Dream Of Jeannie" back into production. B| I could say I jumped with your famous self.


Damn right! And my "bottle" that I'd pop out of is the Bell 412! That whole Master bit scares me, though.....


It always does at first, but you'd get more comfortable in a while... :ph34r: Maybe you could revise that part of the script? Can you use a whip, or was that just for looks? ;)

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When I left Calif in 95 (born and raised in central calif) I thought it was the best place in the world and always thought I'd get old and die there, but everytime I go back I hate it more and more.....give me the clean fresh air and beautiful land of West S. Dakota or Montana or Wyoming!

Oz

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I moved to San Diego about ten years ago for a job. I moved here from New York, and the climate is, well, a bit different. So are the bars, drop zones, beaches, ski places, mountains etc. The one problem is that lots of people want to move here for the above reasons, and traffic's getting sorta bad. So for all you people considering moving, here's what this place is really like:



So what I am hearing is that California is perfect except for too many people. Well given the liberal/socialist policies of your state I suggest the following.

All Californian's will be limited to 2 10 years terms occupancy in the state. Outside of these 20 years residents must move to other states. Residents may earn up to 2 addition terms by spending at least 5 years in North Dakota, Arkansas, or Canada (not Vancouver).

Any takers . . .

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And let's not forget the annoying 80 degree January days. Sheesh. Winter should be winter folks. What fun is it if you have keep a "short and tank top drawer" active all year around?

Oh, and having Mexico, the ocean, the snow capped mountains, multiple dropzones with Otters and Skyvans, and Vegas all within a few hours makes it SO FREAKING DIFFICULT to plan your days off! Frustrating--who needs that kind of stress?
kate

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>Yeah! Shouldn't those hippie communists give us each our turn in the sun?

There is no sun here; everyone lives in malls or yurts. And if you do go outside, our missing ozone layer gives you cancer in seconds. I'm telling you, stay in Palwaukie where you can get a good steak, a cheap case of Miller and a big SUV.

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San Francisco is a great place for a straight man to be - you do the maths...



Women are people too. What if most of the woman are also gay?:)

Wendy
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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ou can't get meat. Not one little bit of it. Every restaraunt and food store here carries only fruit and nuts and wierd stuff like wheatgrass. And sushi, which isn't really meat.



Ask Kathy about the Brazilian buffet we went to when I was in town. If you want meat, they've got more then you'll ever be able to eat...

Glorious gluttony, I tell ya....

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You put the fun in "funnel" - craichead.

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