quade 3 #1 April 28, 2003 This last weekend, which of your mutant or super powers did you use and did you use them for good or awsome?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #2 April 28, 2003 I used my invisibility power for utmost evil. You? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RichM 0 #3 April 28, 2003 I used hypnosis to get people to buy me beer And I used graviton force to pull the earth toward me at 120mph on several occasions. Rich M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #4 April 28, 2003 I used my mind-control abilities to not only make people at work think I was there, but to do my work for me so my absence was completely undetectable.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #5 April 28, 2003 I used my power to lose my voice for some freakish reason so that skydivers everywhere (well, mainly in Hinckley) would not have to hear my incessant babbling. I've saved all of that up for you guys here! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 April 28, 2003 I used my power of force shield protection to keep the plane running. I am sad to say that I failed in my task, and my evil nemesis MonkeyWrench succeeded in breaking the over-power govenor. So we all had to get off the plane and go home. I never claimed to be a great superhero.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #7 April 28, 2003 I used my Ability to take a serious beating to survive a fall with out serious injury on friday. Is that a super power?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #8 April 28, 2003 Because I was late today I rode my bike superfast and when I came to work I was supersweaty. And when a little girl started bleeding on her knee I had to be supernice to her and take care of her wound. <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #9 April 28, 2003 I used my power of super-idiocy to attempt to carry too much shit at once down a flight of slippery stairs. Fell (large) hurt my back, and bit a chunk off my tongue. Thank You. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 28, 2003 I used my power of persuasion to get extra altitude. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #11 April 28, 2003 I used my X-ray vision to jump, do an 8-way, and land safely with half my goggles taped over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #12 April 28, 2003 Well I have many super human powers... * I used my super powers of pursuasion and charm to convince manifest to let me skip a work load and do a fun jump with three female hottie skydivers* Used my all powerful superhuman liver and processed enough alcohol to keep my body from becoming poisoned, awake and only sluring slightly And my incredible balancing powers to avoid falling over from massive alcohol intake. * Today I am using my amazing ability to slack off and am posting at an amazing rateI am a true super hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #13 April 28, 2003 Mutant powers to telepathically convince you to show me the cryogenic vault with Walt's head in it. Then super powers to throw my daughters into the pool over and over again. They thought it was awesome. You know, Q, that Yvette used her mutant powers on you to make you hold her hand all the way to ESPN? Mutant power runs strong in the Kelly clan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #14 April 28, 2003 I used my uncanny ability to put out smoldering embers - for good even! I don't care what she says! Her breasts were going to catch on fire and burn! And really, who wants to look at blackened, hideous blobs of flesh?! I was not only doing her a favor, I was doing the world a favor by saving those! I also used my mutant power of being a human recliner... but that was just evil and selfish on my part.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #15 April 28, 2003 QuoteAnd really, who wants to look at blackened, hideous blobs of flesh?! Do these breasts you speak of have any enemies? They may love seeing such hideous blobs of flesh! Quote, I was doing the world a favor by saving those! Does the whole world currently get some benefit to the breasts not being burned? Are there plans involving the whole world and the breasts which require them to be in good condition?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #16 April 28, 2003 QuoteDoes the whole world currently get some benefit to the breasts not being burned? Are there plans involving the whole world and the breasts which require them to be in good condition? Yes! There's already a shortage of perfect breasts in the world... would be a shame to lose even one set. And there's my plan of world domination that has to do with boobies, but I can't really get into that right now, world powers may be reading this site...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 April 28, 2003 Oh Sebazz, you're the best ever!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #18 April 28, 2003 Quote I used my invisibility power for utmost evil. You? Lessee . . . Thursday I used a Jedi mind trick on a fellow skydiver and got him to walk his enitre family, including small children, about a half a mile just so he could buy me a beer. One of his daughters then drew a picture of me on a beer coaster. On Friday I used another Jedi mind trick on another skydiver's new girlfriend in an attempt to get him laid. I -think- it worked, but I haven't really heard too much back from him yet. On Saturday, I made a bag of chips and salsa disappear. On Sunday, I found out that a Jedi mind trick I had used on one of my team mates the week before worked and he got hooked up with a very nice new girlfriend. All in all, I gotta say, I'm using my powers for awesome.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #19 April 28, 2003 Quote You know, Q, that Yvette used her mutant powers on you to make you hold her hand all the way to ESPN? Not a mutant power, she's just too cute to resist. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #20 April 28, 2003 i used my hypnotic youngest child power to convince my dad to pay for my car's next tune up i used my amazing hairstyling skills to ensure sebazz looked sensational during his tandem videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #21 April 28, 2003 Quote I used my power of persuasion to get extra altitude. That would be the same powers as Bob and Tom's "shirtless girl" would it? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #22 April 29, 2003 Super powers of personal beauty to pose for some pics in a wing suit, didn't even have to get neckid...... this time. Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #23 April 29, 2003 I used my amazing "page pulling apart power" to pull apart the pages in playboy that seemed to be stuck together.....LOLjust kidding - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #24 April 29, 2003 Just as a point of reference, ya don't halfta get nekkid for the wingsuit photos . . . as a matter of fact . . . quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #25 April 29, 2003 Quote I used my X-ray vision to jump, do an 8-way, and land safely with half my goggles taped over. Way to go, Super Dude! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
