ScottishJohn 25 #1 May 16, 2003 Test your scores. http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 May 16, 2003 And clicky... http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #3 May 16, 2003 DOH ! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 May 16, 2003 QuoteRisky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 25 Potential fine: £7000 Yup.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #5 May 16, 2003 Scoundrel Max yrs in Prison: 107 Fine: 7000 pounds....whatever that is in US dollars Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mac266 0 #6 May 16, 2003 oh well..............guess you knew that anyway!!! hehehe Downright Nasty: You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause! Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #7 May 16, 2003 hmmm, just a scoundrel. i've been called worse!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 May 16, 2003 Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 15.5 Potential fine: £2000____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #9 May 16, 2003 Shoo thank god theres more sick fuckers on here than I heres my result. Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 Im still trippin over the 120+ years lol - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #10 May 16, 2003 Better than I thought dropdeded ------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #11 May 16, 2003 Criminal How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #12 May 16, 2003 I'm risky baby!! Does that make you horny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #13 May 16, 2003 Criminal: 122 years in prison and 9500 pounds fine with the possiblility of the death penalty. NICE! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkearns 0 #14 May 16, 2003 Pretty normal, 107 years with the screws and 7500 quid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #15 May 16, 2003 How many years Seb? I got 19.5 and 7,000 in fines ...and I should stay away from Minnesota Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #16 May 16, 2003 holy crap! in Indonesia the punishment for masturbation is decapitation!I guess Indonesia must be run by PETA, and they're just trying to save the kittens. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 May 17, 2003 Well, at least I know all my moral turpitude is legal here in Cali! Quote Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000 My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,123 #19 May 17, 2003 I'm such a lightweight. Risky. 8 years and 5000 lbs. Hardly worth the effort of prosecuting. I did much better on the purity test. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skykitten 0 #20 May 17, 2003 107 yrs, £7,000.00 When walking up to an officer, it is not advisable to say, "Trick or Donut." Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hawkbit 0 #21 May 17, 2003 Criminal How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You don't quit playing because you get old, you get old because you quit playing" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 May 17, 2003 Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 38 Potential fine: £9500It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #23 May 17, 2003 I'm crooked.. YEAH! > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magistr8 0 #24 May 17, 2003 Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! I am a scoundrel, could be worse I guess. "Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #25 May 18, 2003 i'm a good boy: Years in prison: 37.5 Potential fine: £9500 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Years in prison: 37.5 Potential fine: £9500
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