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derogatory terms for skydivers?

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meat missile
Sky-Trash
Jump-Slut
Air-Trash
Meat-Bomb
ASSHOLE
lawn darts
Skygod
Jump Junky
Skybitch
Yahoo-fuck-nut
toggle Whipping Yahoo
bird shit
Bounce Bait
Impact waiting to happen
Crater
freeflyer
belly flyer
Whippy the toggle monkey
Tuna boat captain
air junkie
Wind drift indicators
Dope on a Rope
Zipper suited sungod

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says who?!




hey bytch (points at yardhippie) he's right over there!!!:P





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"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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"Anvil" for us that belly fly too close to frefly ratesB|
(note to self: there's a chic comming,...suck in your gut!)
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Wind drift indicators



Ha haa...when Joe (my husband) and I were going through our course together, we got out on some days with winds at about the strongest end of the spectrum that you'd throw a student out into...we were calling Joe 'wind-drift' on that jump...he he heee...

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or for static liners, Dope on a Rope.:ph34r:



BWAHAHAHAHAAA! I hadn't heard that before...

Oh, one of our pilots was talking about fitting the 182 with a machine gun and calling us 'targets'...:D:D:D -I guess that doesn't really fit in here, but I thought it was funny!
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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"Anvil" for us that belly fly too close to frefly ratesB|
(note to self: there's a chic comming,...suck in your gut!)



Doh, Bobsled! I resemble that! (note to self: there's a dude coming,...suck in your gut!) :D:D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I saw some terms for static line, but none for tandems and tandem masters, so here ya go:

Cattle, and cattle hauler.
Meat, and meat hauler.

I still remember the mooing sounds my friends were making when I first got my rating.

Then there is:
Human lawn dart.
Meat waffle (if things go badly).
-Josh
If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me*
*Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams.

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B| so cool! B|

meat missile
Sky-Trash
Jump-Slut
Air-Trash
Meat-Bomb
ASSHOLE
lawn darts
Skygod
Jump Junky
Skybitch
Yahoo-fuck-nut
toggle Whipping Yahoo
bird shit
Bounce Bait
Impact waiting to happen
Crater
freeflyer
belly flyer
Whippy the toggle monkey
Tuna boat captain
air junkie
Wind drift indicators
Dope on a Rope
Zipper suited sungod
Anvil
Dirt darts
body bullets
Airplane full of crazies
targets
wind test dummies
Crater Looking For A Longitude And Latitude
Grass Stain
Gear Geek
DGIT=dead guy in training
Gravity whore
Freak with a death wish
Dirt Torpedo
Post Whore
Cattle, and cattle hauler
Meat, and meat hauler
Meat waffle
Dirt Darts

:D:D:D:D:D:D

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