Lumpy 0 #26 January 14, 2004 Ralph Wiggums: the doctor says my nose won't bleed so much if i keep my finger out of there. (flirting with lisa) Do you like stuff?-Moose Screw you guys, I'm going home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #27 January 14, 2004 Edna: "Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield" Ms.Hoover: "I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #28 January 14, 2004 Homer - "Old people should be studied so we can determine what chemicals can be extracted for our own personal use" Marge - "Homer, stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet and go to sleep" or anything where Homer is wearing his reading glasses ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #29 January 14, 2004 "Grease me up, Woman!" - Groundskeeper Willie Lisa - "Grampa! Didn't you wonder why you were getting checks when you weren't doing anything?" Grampa - "I just thought the Democrats were back in power." Krusty: "Eastern Europe's favorite cat & mouse team, Worker & Parasite" "Is this the call-back for that porno film? Look, I was a little nervous that day, but I'm all man. I can assure you." -Krusty on crank call from Gabbo Bart: "they're characters from the Itchy and Scratchy hour - Disgruntled Goat, Uncle Ant, Ku Klux Clam" Ken Griffey, Jr. - "It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is invited!" I'm just getting warmed up! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #30 January 14, 2004 Groundskeeper Willie: Aw.. Don't feel bad laddie... I was wrestling wolves while you you were sucking on your mothers teat!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #31 January 14, 2004 Homer "Look, in college, there are nerds and there are jocks, as a jock...." Wiggum "why are you kids always so interested in my secret closet of mystery" Homer "oh my god, the precious cable tv cable" Bart "It looks like Santa's Little Helper is trying to jump over that other dog. Come on Boy!! You can do it!!" Moe (I have this on tape) - "ohhhh, so you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Waylan, is it? Listen to me, you, when I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants,, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you. OK? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat." Anything with Homer in 'sotto voice' ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborne31582 0 #32 January 14, 2004 Homer: "God, he's my favorite fictional character" Ralph: "Thats where the little leprechaun tells me to burn things!" Chris I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TattooedMoFo 0 #33 January 14, 2004 Homer no function well beer without Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #34 January 14, 2004 no tv and no beer make homer something something. go crazy? don't mind if i DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #35 January 14, 2004 Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny !!! D'OH !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #36 January 14, 2004 OW quit it OW quit it OW quit it OW quit it OW quit it"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #37 January 14, 2004 "Ow - quit it" My team and I do that on the plane on the way to altitude. We also sing mockingbird and do the most annoying sound ever. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #38 January 14, 2004 Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #39 January 14, 2004 God Bless those Pagans - HS Granpa writing to president - "Dear Mr President, there are too many states, please eliminate three" "My Children need wine" - French guy at Euro Itchy & Scratchy land HS: There,s the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power Way BS: Isn't that the wrong way? HS: Yes, only quicker! Anything where Homer talks to his brain. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #40 January 14, 2004 Mr. President, if anybody would know where to get some Tang, it'd be you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #41 January 14, 2004 Bart " I didn't do it" Hey that might work on some of those debriefs growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #42 January 15, 2004 Homer- Does whisky count as beer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SilentJ 0 #43 January 15, 2004 On a marquee in one episode "Sperms of enderment, I'll do anyone" apu: Silly customer you cannot harm a twinkie ralph wiggum: Oh boy sleep! that where I am a viking! homer: mmmmmm soilente green Homer: To alcohol! The cause of and solution too all of lifes' proplems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymick 0 #44 January 15, 2004 OK going from memory here so might eb a bit off.... [On the way to Itchy and Scratchy land in a chopper] Pilot: Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land where nothing can possably go wrong....er.... I mean possibly...thats the first thing that has ever gone wrong" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatever 0 #45 January 15, 2004 Homer: 'No, not the Kentucky Fried Panda! It's finger Ling-Ling good!' gotta be the best, the building even had a red and white KFP sign! soon to be gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive84 0 #46 January 15, 2004 Homer : You tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is never to try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #47 January 15, 2004 Homer teaching Bart his three rules to live by: "I didn't do it". "Cover for me". "It was like that when I got here"!Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #48 January 15, 2004 "Stupid sexy Flanders!" -Homer "Duffman thrusting in the general direction" -Duffman Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #49 January 15, 2004 "Hey there's beer in that ashtray" Barney Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #50 January 15, 2004 HS "Not Arizona. It smells funny." HS "Come family, let us bathe in the warm glow of television."I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
