RedassSkychic 0 #51 March 2, 2004 QuoteAt the moment I'm not even lying about my weight on my drivers license. Course I had to lose 20 pounds or so to be able to say that... Your weight is on your driver's license? I guess in Texas they realize that its never gonna be right because we don't even have it on there.hmm. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #52 March 2, 2004 Quote The 28th of March? That's my b-day. How cool is that? Whoa, your birthday is on the 28th? gosh, I'd better write that one down "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #53 March 2, 2004 QuoteQuote26 (27 on the 28th wow i woulda had no idea.... didn't think you wer ethat old..... well not old at all really.... I think it's the pigtails that make me look a little younger...and it could be my maturity level too. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #54 March 2, 2004 Here ya go : Age: 43 ( 2/11 ) Shoe Size: 12 - 13 depending on the type of shoe. Weight: 220 - 225 depending on the beer consumption. Wealth: enuf for now. Jump numbers: 21 will get more soon ! Sexual Conquests: OK let's go baby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #55 March 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteYour shoes must look like skis. No, but if I were to go skiing on my normal-sized feet and fall on my ass, let's just say I wouldn't really feel it. Kelly Is that why you're resigned to landing on it Kel? Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #56 March 2, 2004 QuoteYour weight is on your driver's license? California DL has height, weight, hair and eye color on it. I probably should go get a Florida DL soon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andrewstewart 0 #57 March 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote26 (27 on the 28th) The 28th of March? That's my b-day. How cool is that? That's kinda freaky....that makes 3 of us...3-28-76 here.. Mike You might be interested in this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #58 March 2, 2004 QuoteCalifornia DL has height, weight, hair and eye color on it. Crazy Californians "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #59 March 2, 2004 QuoteIs that why you're resigned to landing on it Kel? Hahahahaha . . . yeah, sort of. People keep saying I'll break my tailbone, but I'm like, uh, I don't think so. (All in jest. Please no flaming.) Love the sig line, by the way, Benny! That's freakin' hilarious! Sorry I picked on you so much . . . next weekend it'll be someone else, I promise. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny 0 #60 March 2, 2004 QuoteQuoteIs that why you're resigned to landing on it Kel? Hahahahaha . . . yeah, sort of. People keep saying I'll break my tailbone, but I'm like, uh, I don't think so. (All in jest. Please no flaming.) Love the sig line, by the way, Benny! That's freakin' hilarious! Sorry I picked on you so much . . . next weekend it'll be someone else, I promise. Kelly That's ok, you can pick on me all you want, I'm still gonna be freeflying and swooping before you! HA! Never go to a DZ strip show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #61 March 2, 2004 QuoteAge Shoe Size Weight I've noticed that people can't seem to be totally honest about these 3 things. Why is this I wonder? I understand why women would lie about age and weight, but why shoe size???? I mean some guys might lie about shoe size because of the shoe size/dick size correlation, but why women???? (btw i wear 13s ) I think for guys the 3 things would be: sexual conquests sexual conquests sexual conquests (maybe shoe size) MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #62 March 2, 2004 I'm gonna hold my tongue . . . JACKASS! Just kidding . . . kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #63 March 2, 2004 Age: 32 (33 on 6 April) 33 is a very significant number i'm told Shoe Size: 11 1/2 height: 6' 4" Weight: 165 lbs deployment diet is wonderful, a flat stomach and i need a smaller parachute Wealth: debit free and spending my money on jumps and toys! Jump Number: 360ish...i need to sit down and log soon. Sexual Conquests: i'm not so sure i've ever 'conquered' anyone, i certainly never started anything with the intent to conquer, just to play although the opposite might not be true...do you really want an actual number? i dont... that stuff is easy, i cant imagine why anyone would lie about it, but it doesnt really tell you very much about me either, if you really want to know you'll have to ask in person..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mirochristie 0 #64 March 2, 2004 Shoe size??? Why would anyone lie about their shoe size?LiquidSky @(^_^)@ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 186 #65 March 2, 2004 QuoteAge Shoe Size Weight 50 45 (10 1/2D US) 76 kg (167#) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 March 2, 2004 When my grandmother was 85, she used to tell people that she was only 82. Just in case there was a guy who wanted a "younger" woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #67 March 2, 2004 Age-19 Shoe Size-15 (yes, you read that right) Weight-180 No lies here! The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #68 March 2, 2004 QuoteWhen my grandmother was 85, she used to tell people that she was only 82. Just in case there was a guy who wanted a "younger" woman. OMG...leave it to Bill to post something that funny...LMAO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casurf1978 0 #69 March 2, 2004 QuoteWealth: I just finished getting my A license - what do YOU think. . .poor broke skydiver. I'm broke too, wont lie about that. It was worth every single penny getting that license though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #70 March 2, 2004 yup, that was pretty funny The three things I notice people lying about and why... 1. Age. Either because people cannot understand the behavior matches their age, so they have to have people believe they are much younger to allow that much immaturity/or People could only believe an older person could be that grouchy. 2. Gotta agree with Doug on that...Sexual conquests. Some people would lie just so they wouldn't be percieved as someone with too much experience/or not enough experience. 3.Some things people say. I seen it way too many times. People trying to seem like they have so much experience and knowlege that you ought to be listening to them or you are just plain stupid? Then something aweful/or funny happens to them by doing what they told you to do. I think much of the time several opinions need to be heard, and your own conclusions are best drawn from many wells so to speak. Well you asked for my opinion---there you go!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MochaSkyChick 0 #71 March 2, 2004 QuoteShoe size??? Why would anyone lie about their shoe size? I wonder the same thing but I have met several girls who will say their feet are smaller and even buy smaller shoes. Guess some people will take pain for the sake of vanity. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gmanpilot 0 #72 March 2, 2004 Age: 41 Shoe Size: Twice as big as Rosa's. (Someone said that my fingers were sufficiently long too.) Weight: Twice as much as Rosa. 6' Wealth: I used to have wealth, now I'm merely comfortably ahead of the curve. Jump Numbers: 2,100 Sexual Conquests: Would this be the number of shags, or shagees. The aggregate number of the latter is nothing I would brag about, nor be ashamed of._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #73 March 2, 2004 QuoteWeight: Twice as much as Rosa. 6' I know that Rosa is tiny, but there's no way the chick is only 3 feet tall! lol! 22 8 1/2 12-- lets just say 120 I'm poor, but would be less poor if I stopped showing up at the dz. 131 jumps nunya (haven't gotten to use that one in a while:D) Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #74 March 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteAge Shoe Size Weight Heh. I'm 23 (will be 24 this month) I wear a 11 1/2 or 12 shoe I weigh 250lbs All striaght up truth, there's no reason to lie about any of that.I'm with you dude Why would those be the things people lie about? 32 8.5 to 9 depending on shoe 197.5 lbs (now) Here's what I lie about 19 - number of times my nuts have fallen off (This only happened twice) 5 - Highest grade I completed (it was actually 4) 1 - number of times I wore a bra in public (okay so I did not really do this once . . . it was twice!) Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lainey 0 #75 March 3, 2004 Age: 20 Shoe size: 6.5 – 7 height/weight: 5’ 7” 59kg (i think thats about 130 in your crazy system) why bother lying, people can roughly tell by looking at you anyways. nothing to hide here. And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
caress 0 #70 March 2, 2004 yup, that was pretty funny The three things I notice people lying about and why... 1. Age. Either because people cannot understand the behavior matches their age, so they have to have people believe they are much younger to allow that much immaturity/or People could only believe an older person could be that grouchy. 2. Gotta agree with Doug on that...Sexual conquests. Some people would lie just so they wouldn't be percieved as someone with too much experience/or not enough experience. 3.Some things people say. I seen it way too many times. People trying to seem like they have so much experience and knowlege that you ought to be listening to them or you are just plain stupid? Then something aweful/or funny happens to them by doing what they told you to do. I think much of the time several opinions need to be heard, and your own conclusions are best drawn from many wells so to speak. Well you asked for my opinion---there you go!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #71 March 2, 2004 QuoteShoe size??? Why would anyone lie about their shoe size? I wonder the same thing but I have met several girls who will say their feet are smaller and even buy smaller shoes. Guess some people will take pain for the sake of vanity. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #72 March 2, 2004 Age: 41 Shoe Size: Twice as big as Rosa's. (Someone said that my fingers were sufficiently long too.) Weight: Twice as much as Rosa. 6' Wealth: I used to have wealth, now I'm merely comfortably ahead of the curve. Jump Numbers: 2,100 Sexual Conquests: Would this be the number of shags, or shagees. The aggregate number of the latter is nothing I would brag about, nor be ashamed of._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #73 March 2, 2004 QuoteWeight: Twice as much as Rosa. 6' I know that Rosa is tiny, but there's no way the chick is only 3 feet tall! lol! 22 8 1/2 12-- lets just say 120 I'm poor, but would be less poor if I stopped showing up at the dz. 131 jumps nunya (haven't gotten to use that one in a while:D) Angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #74 March 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteAge Shoe Size Weight Heh. I'm 23 (will be 24 this month) I wear a 11 1/2 or 12 shoe I weigh 250lbs All striaght up truth, there's no reason to lie about any of that.I'm with you dude Why would those be the things people lie about? 32 8.5 to 9 depending on shoe 197.5 lbs (now) Here's what I lie about 19 - number of times my nuts have fallen off (This only happened twice) 5 - Highest grade I completed (it was actually 4) 1 - number of times I wore a bra in public (okay so I did not really do this once . . . it was twice!) Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lainey 0 #75 March 3, 2004 Age: 20 Shoe size: 6.5 – 7 height/weight: 5’ 7” 59kg (i think thats about 130 in your crazy system) why bother lying, people can roughly tell by looking at you anyways. nothing to hide here. And you shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need 'Cause you knew you were finally free - Death Cab For Cutie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
