chaoskitty 0 #101 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteRuh-roh! Ummm... well, my legal name is Bill, but my nickname is Nnnn I think that you got that "Nnnn" nickname wrong, Bill. "No" is the word that you were looking for, but it's an answer, not a nickname...lmao. HAHAHAA!!! Rosa!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #102 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteRuh-roh! Ummm... well, my legal name is Bill, but my nickname is Nnnn I think that you got that "Nnnn" nickname wrong, Bill. "No" is the word that you were looking for, but it's an answer, not a nickname...lmao. HAHAHAA!!! Rosa!! You two are just livin' proof of how evil women are. Here this poor girl is explaining how unorganized her dating life is, and what thanks do I get for trying to help. Mr. N. Helpful, that's me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #103 March 11, 2004 You're sweet, Bill.. I appreciate you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 186 #104 March 11, 2004 I would replace prejudices with preferences. I prefer to avoid: =>Democrats/Communists/avowed Liberals. =>True Believers or anyone obsessively dedicated to a cause. =>New Jersey natives. =>Lawyers. =>Therapists or anyone who patronizes a therapist (if you think you're crazy - you're right). =>Low libido types. Contrary to the contention that "there are no frigid women - just lousy lovers," there are women who have such a long goddamned fuse that it isn't worth the trouble. =>Dullards - brilliant women are MUCH better in bed. =>Timid types - if it takes a lot of cajoling to do something that's zero fuss in their absence, they are soon absent. =>Princesses - no matter how good looking they are, the high-maintenance attitude wears thin fast. These are not hard and fast rules, since I've broken every one of them at one time or another. Any time I have thought "I'm going to regret this," I've been right. Blue skies, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kris12 0 #105 March 11, 2004 QuoteI prefer to avoid:.....=>New Jersey natives..... What is wrong with New Jersey natives? People from South Jersey are very different from North Jersey! And, for the record - There's nothing wrong with New Jersey! Is it obvious that I am a South Jersey native? kristen swooo #3 MB #3587 P.M.S. #66 "so let go, jump in...what're you waiting for? it's all right 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #106 March 11, 2004 QuoteYou two are just livin' proof of how evil women are. You're right, Bill! I am evil ...very, very evil...bwahahahaha!!! Stay away from me, Bill, save yourself... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #107 March 11, 2004 QuoteWhat is wrong with New Jersey natives? People from South Jersey are very different from North Jersey! And, for the record - There's nothing wrong with New Jersey! Yeah, what she said! You can't blame north Jersey for all those hairspray stuck in the 80s poofs from south Jersey. Remember, I live in the part of the state everyone thinks is PA because it's gorgeous and green. QuoteIs it obvious that I am a South Jersey native? oh, um, well, ...ah kiss it you bennie!witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #108 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou two are just livin' proof of how evil women are. You're right, Bill! I am evil ...very, very evil...bwahahahaha!!! Stay away from me, Bill, save yourself... There's a large precedent on this. Who gave who the apple? Eve. Women have been leading men astray since day 1. You guys are just the modern day ringleaders. Enslaving men with your wiles, admit it! I'm onto ya (or something). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #109 March 11, 2004 1. Not really interested in long distance dating. Birmingham's only a short trip on the highway... 2. No more military men.. though I always break that one. Nope, finished Quantico, no more stars or stripes for me 3. No more guys named MICHAEL. First, middle, last name.. I dont care.. NO MORE!! I don't think I even have any Michaels in my family 4. Must be a college grad, or working on it. Go Terps, class of 03 5. He can be a whuffo as long as hes not scared. Do I really have to answer that? 6. Mental stability is a requirement. Well, I'm constantly this way, that counts as stable, right? 7. No kids. nope, none, nada 8. handle the big stuff and not freak out over the little things. No worries, darlin I dont know why people say I'm picky.. pick me, pick me!! [edit] d'oh, she said PM...well, at least she didn't say follows directions witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #110 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou two are just livin' proof of how evil women are. You're right, Bill! I am evil ...very, very evil...bwahahahaha!!! Stay away from me, Bill, save yourself... There's a large precedent on this. Who gave who the apple? Eve. Women have been leading men astray since day 1. You guys are just the modern day ringleaders. Enslaving men with your wiles, admit it! I'm onto ya (or something). Speaking of which . . .I want my Rib back NOW!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogue108 0 #111 March 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteI prefer to avoid:.....=>New Jersey natives..... What is wrong with New Jersey natives? People from South Jersey are very different from North Jersey! And, for the record - There's nothing wrong with New Jersey! Is it obvious that I am a South Jersey native? Yeah people from South Jersey have the cousins, who are their uncles, who are their brothers, and their fathers. They also live on farms with various animals. At least you don't have big hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #112 March 11, 2004 No Wimps No Losers No Liars No Abusers No Youngins No Pussies No Wuffos No Dummies No couch potatoes No stick in the muds/Bores Must like kids and mine in particular Must like sex Must have job or be pursuing one Must have personality, wit & charm Must be adventurous Nice body is a plus So are manners and some chivalry too Yep, that just about sums it up.Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #113 March 11, 2004 QuoteEnslaving men with your wiles To quote Aviatrr, "Don't fight it....and don't act like you don't enjoy it...you know you love it!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kris12 0 #114 March 11, 2004 Quotepeople from South Jersey have the cousins, who are their uncles, who are their brothers, and their fathers. They also live on farms with various animals. I can say for certain that I am not related to any relatives in more than one way. And I do not, nor have I ever, lived on a farm with animals. QuoteAt least you don't have big hair All right, I'll give you that one... kristen swooo #3 MB #3587 P.M.S. #66 "so let go, jump in...what're you waiting for? it's all right 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #115 March 11, 2004 QuoteTo quote Aviatrr, "Don't fight it....and don't act like you don't enjoy it...you know you love it!" Hey, what can I say....it works for every situation when there's any kind of resistance.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #116 March 11, 2004 There a particular reason that was replied to me? I like to think I fit all those. Does 23 count as a "youngin?"witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kris12 0 #117 March 11, 2004 Hey - I didn't say there was anything wrong with North Jersey! kristen swooo #3 MB #3587 P.M.S. #66 "so let go, jump in...what're you waiting for? it's all right 'cause there's beauty in the breakdown" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #118 March 11, 2004 witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #119 March 11, 2004 QuoteHey - I didn't say there was anything wrong with North Jersey! If you like living near, on, or under a super fund site, it's a great place to be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #120 March 11, 2004 HEY Don't make me break out the philly list. The only place famous for a food that doesn't make it better than everywhere else. Hell, they don't even make it as good as most places.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #121 March 11, 2004 QuoteHEY Don't make me break out the philly list. The only place famous for a food that doesn't make it better than everywhere else. Hell, they don't even make it as good as most places. That's true....although it is the cheese steak hub, the best are definitely out in the burbs. Hell, I can't even find good pizza in town. But....no matter what, it's not a good steak if it's not on an Amoroso. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #122 March 12, 2004 My personal dating preferences are this 1. Must not be friends with my wife. 2. Must not know personally, my mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law or my brother for that matter. 3. Must not have kids who have any known association with children who know my children. 4. Must be imaginary! PSYCH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #123 March 12, 2004 Hehe.. you reminded me of one of my favorites... **** 5 SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP * 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. * 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. * 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. * 4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you. * 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hmatousek 0 #124 March 12, 2004 Good One!!!! HAHAHAHALife doesn't have to be perfect in order to be beautiful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #125 March 12, 2004 Quote1) I won't date someone dumb. 2) I won't date someone who isn't funny. 3) I won't date someone who isn't a great kisser. What she said. Only add on: 4) I won't date a smoker. Blech! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
