Deuce 1 #1 April 22, 2004 LONDON (Reuters) - A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. "He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell." A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #2 April 22, 2004 BWAHAHAHAAA That is absolutly Hilarious!!! I'm glad they didn't go into much more detail then that...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #3 April 22, 2004 Video!! I wanna see video!!! Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schwede 0 #4 April 22, 2004 Sooo, not only the brit's are in to kinky sex.... even their animals are.........Schwede "Das Leben ist schön, nicht immer aber immer öfter" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 April 22, 2004 That's why they won't let Volkswagens in the park. A horny elephant will do anything with a trunk in the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 April 22, 2004 I read the title and thought; Poor Duecy, he's horny.......maybe us *gals* will be able to help him next month while playing out at Perris.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 April 22, 2004 New Car Ad: Renault Laguna: Even Sharka thinks its a great Fucking CarI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #8 April 22, 2004 LMAO...like Mar, I also read the title and initially thought that you were referring to yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxx 1 #9 April 22, 2004 QuoteVideo!! I wanna see video!!! Here ya go Feet up! Max Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 April 22, 2004 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 April 22, 2004 QuoteNew Car Ad: Renault Laguna: Even Sharka thinks its a great Fucking Car Ahahahaha! Ah, Mar. What a sweet sentiment! I don't think my daughters would approve, though. That and my wife would skin me.... The leg-humping is fun, though. Didja tell Biotch that you delivered? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #12 April 22, 2004 BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That gave my office a good laugh today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #13 April 22, 2004 QuoteDidja tell Biotch that you delivered? Hey, I don't need to. Lisa knows I do what I'm told. Besides, now I can use Lisa as a good excuse when ever I feel the need to give you a good humpingMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #14 April 22, 2004 QuoteNew Car Ad: Renault Laguna: Even Sharka thinks its a great Fucking Car This story cracked me up...freakin' hilarious...And ^ that cracked me up too......That big boy sure does get around... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 April 22, 2004 So, we've made the transition to "Purveyor of Animal Porn" now, have we? I knew these skydiver types were a bad influence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #16 April 22, 2004 QuotePoor Duecy, he's horny.......maybe us *gals* will be able to help him next month while playing out at Perris. Poor Deucy. Surrounded by gorgeous girls, playing with his, ah, "camera"... Poor poor Deucy indeed. And yes, the story was rather funny, too. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #17 April 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteVideo!! I wanna see video!!! Here ya go Feet up! Max I love that Renualt actually ran with it and made a comercial!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 April 22, 2004 It says that it needs a software update to play the clip then it says that the software isn't available.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 April 22, 2004 QuoteIt says that it needs a software update to play the clip then it says that the software isn't available. The woman with the curlers probably has the update... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #20 April 22, 2004 Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread about Corinne being out of town and you being horny 'cuz I'm DYING here w/out Chuckie. I thought I was going to have someone sharing my pain. I'm still a young, hot-blooded woman. I needs my man! Ok, carry on with your thread! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 April 22, 2004 I was gone seven days for the Florida thing I just did. Day seven, last jump, we set the record. All I'm thinking is "can I go home now?" So, Katie-bee, I felt your pain last week. In a guy kinda way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #22 April 22, 2004 hey monkey, damn girl get some toyzs....Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 April 22, 2004 So I guess it didn't help much when I showed you my breast, and was giving you big hugs and dry hummping your legMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #24 April 23, 2004 QuoteSo I guess it didn't help much when I showed you my breast, and was giving you big hugs and dry hummping your leg ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was just plain hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...and naughty...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #25 April 23, 2004 It helped a ton. Very nice cleavage, and wonderful dry humps. I get the whole package at home. The whole boob (astounding) and the knowing-her-biblically thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
