boinky 0 #1 June 29, 2005 1. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 2.The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 3. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. (See if you go off in a metal detector) 4.It is impossible to lick your elbow. 5. The youngest pope was 11 years old. 6. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. 7. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. 8. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar 9. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 OK Take out our calculators 10.It is rumored that if a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 11. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. Perhaps he was a member of the "Procrastinators Party?" 12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 13. Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. 14. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. 15. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace 16. Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession 17. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand 18. Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. 19. Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet. 20. AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 June 29, 2005 Quote14. Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month? A. Conception. GOooooo September birthdays!!! YEAH! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 June 29, 2005 QuoteGOooooo September birthdays!!! YEAH! You [B]DO[/B] realize what that means, don't you? It means your parents had sex! (If you're like most young people, the thought of your folks having sex grosses you out and makes you do the full body shiver). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #4 June 29, 2005 Quote10. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in The air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in The air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the Horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. That would be a neat factoid, if it were true... but it is not. JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 June 29, 2005 OK...I did some editing. Better? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darshiva8 0 #6 June 29, 2005 QuoteQuoteGOooooo September birthdays!!! YEAH! You [B]DO[/B] realize what that means, don't you? It means your parents had sex! (If you're like most young people, the thought of your folks having sex grosses you out and makes you do the full body shiver). Holiday sex....nice ************** For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return. ~Leonardo da Vinci~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 June 29, 2005 Well I hope to God they did! Otherwise, who's my Daddy? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,121 #8 June 29, 2005 QuoteIt means your parents had sex! 3 kids. 3 times. I can deal with that . As long as I don't get any details. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #9 June 29, 2005 #4 and # 20........... I can lick my elbow.......... thanks to yoga and a long tongueMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteGOooooo September birthdays!!! YEAH! You [B]DO[/B] realize what that means, don't you? It means your parents had sex! (If you're like most young people, the thought of your folks having sex grosses you out and makes you do the full body shiver). Sex is one of those inherited conditions. If your parents didn't haven't, you probably won't either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #11 June 30, 2005 That is great and no i did not try to lick my elbow... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #12 June 30, 2005 Quoteno i did not try to lick my elbow Uh huh....Suuuurrrreeee you didn't!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angelfish 0 #13 June 30, 2005 Quote 20. AND FINALLY At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! THIS Fact alone makes me think that all of the above are actually true!!!! Amazing. ______________________________ Don't fear the reaper. ... BOC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt means your parents had sex! 3 kids. 3 times. I can deal with that . As long as I don't get any details. Wendy W. My kids are grossed out by the idea. And I have two kids born in September. Merry Christmas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skolem45 0 #15 June 30, 2005 Quote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jose 0 #16 June 30, 2005 I am so putting a motion activated camera in my medicine cabinet. Right next to the viagra, herpes, and Prepheration H boxes so I can get a good facial expression. Then email thier pictures to them a couple days later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ripple 0 #17 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. 'No' is not a sentence. A sentence is a grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NateC 0 #18 June 30, 2005 Quote17. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand "One hundred and one" surely... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #19 June 30, 2005 Quote8. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar Caesar was not a King - he was named Dictator Perpetuus and was an Emperor but refused to be called "King" or even receive a Diadem which was the Roman symbol of monarchy. Although I suppose you could argue he was effectively a King in everything but title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #20 June 30, 2005 QuoteI am so putting a motion activated camera in my medicine cabinet. Right next to the viagra, herpes, and Prepheration H boxes so I can get a good facial expression. Then email thier pictures to them a couple days later. I like it...I like it!!!!! Don't forget the condoms and KY. Oooooo, this could get interesting!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #21 June 30, 2005 Hey Nina, didnt post the sam damm thing 6 month ago? lol... Or was it Billy! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. "I do" is the longest sentence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Travman 6 #23 June 30, 2005 Quote 8. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar Another myth http://www.snopes.com/history/world/cardking.htm Though the troops in Baghdad did receive decks with Suddam Hussein as the King of Spades, and other notable Iraqis as the other royals. (so I hear) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites champu 1 #24 June 30, 2005 Quote9. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Welcome to the wonderful world of digital signal processing. Quote"One hundred and one" surely... You don't write "and" in that situation though. "And" is like a decimal point. (i.e. 157.9 = One Hundred Fifty-Seven and Nine Tenths) Quote"I do" is the longest sentence. "now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are." QuoteThough the troops in Baghdad did receive decks with Suddam Hussein as the King of Spades, and other notable Iraqis as the other royals. (so I hear) I don't know if decks were actually made, but Saddam was the Ace of Spades, rather than the king. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #25 June 30, 2005 Oh, they were made alright! My dad has a deck. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Skolem45 0 #15 June 30, 2005 Quote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #16 June 30, 2005 I am so putting a motion activated camera in my medicine cabinet. Right next to the viagra, herpes, and Prepheration H boxes so I can get a good facial expression. Then email thier pictures to them a couple days later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #17 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. 'No' is not a sentence. A sentence is a grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb. Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NateC 0 #18 June 30, 2005 Quote17. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand "One hundred and one" surely... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #19 June 30, 2005 Quote8. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar Caesar was not a King - he was named Dictator Perpetuus and was an Emperor but refused to be called "King" or even receive a Diadem which was the Roman symbol of monarchy. Although I suppose you could argue he was effectively a King in everything but title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 June 30, 2005 QuoteI am so putting a motion activated camera in my medicine cabinet. Right next to the viagra, herpes, and Prepheration H boxes so I can get a good facial expression. Then email thier pictures to them a couple days later. I like it...I like it!!!!! Don't forget the condoms and KY. Oooooo, this could get interesting!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #21 June 30, 2005 Hey Nina, didnt post the sam damm thing 6 month ago? lol... Or was it Billy! lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 June 30, 2005 QuoteQuote12. "I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. No. "I do" is the longest sentence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travman 6 #23 June 30, 2005 Quote 8. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar Another myth http://www.snopes.com/history/world/cardking.htm Though the troops in Baghdad did receive decks with Suddam Hussein as the King of Spades, and other notable Iraqis as the other royals. (so I hear) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #24 June 30, 2005 Quote9. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 Welcome to the wonderful world of digital signal processing. Quote"One hundred and one" surely... You don't write "and" in that situation though. "And" is like a decimal point. (i.e. 157.9 = One Hundred Fifty-Seven and Nine Tenths) Quote"I do" is the longest sentence. "now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are." QuoteThough the troops in Baghdad did receive decks with Suddam Hussein as the King of Spades, and other notable Iraqis as the other royals. (so I hear) I don't know if decks were actually made, but Saddam was the Ace of Spades, rather than the king. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 June 30, 2005 Oh, they were made alright! My dad has a deck. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
