boinky 0 #1 December 30, 2005 OK...now's your chance to tell your best, " We were SO poor" jokes. I'll start. "We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed."Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #2 December 30, 2005 "We were so poor we couldn't pay attention" Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #3 December 30, 2005 Monty Python's version.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 December 30, 2005 Quote Monty Python's version. I loved that shit, and many more of Monty Python's works of art. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #5 December 31, 2005 So poor ........ That if they were selling steamboats for a dollar a piece, all I could do is run around in circles and yell, "Ain't that cheap ??" -Roy Clark Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 December 31, 2005 We were so poor that my parents would give me a pair of jeans for Christmas with a pocket cut out. That way I'd have something new to ware and something to play with. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #7 December 31, 2005 We were so poor we didn't have toilet paper. All we had were corn cobbs which were a dark color and a light color. You wiped with the dark one first then used the light one to see if you got it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #8 December 31, 2005 QuoteYou wiped with the dark one first then used the light one to see if you got it all. Now THAT was absolutely disgusting (where's the puking emoticon when you need it?). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanda965 0 #9 December 31, 2005 We were so poor that my mom would make us Hamburger Helper for dinner--- without the hamburger!Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #10 December 31, 2005 Could have been worse. If we couldn't afford corn on the cobb we would have had to use our fingers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #11 December 31, 2005 You're one sick puppy, ya' know that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #12 December 31, 2005 OLDIE BUT GOODY: We were so poor if I wasnt a boy I wouldnt have had anything to play with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #13 December 31, 2005 QuoteWe were so poor that my mom would make us Hamburger Helper for dinner--- without the hamburger! WOW!!! You got Hamburger Helper??The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #14 December 31, 2005 we wuz so poor, if'n christmas mornin' you didn't wake up with a hard-on, you didn't git nothin' to play with! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hipwrddude 0 #15 January 4, 2006 We were so poor .... "How poor were you?" We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... clip our toenails with tooth and gum ... hear a disturbance outside, and bark ourselves ... tell everyone the car was parked around the block ... put our underwear on, yellow in front, brown in back ... turn our pants inside out to get another month out of them ... use the family toothbrush to brush my tooth and clean the outhouse ... sit down for a bowl of steam soup ... paint our feet to look like shoes ... raise our pinkies and kick our heads back when slurping down phlegm based snot soup spiced with foot fungus and toenail clippings because we had style ... tell the kids to get in the family wagon, then push them around in the shopping cart ... tell the kids to stop throwin' empty beer cans out of the family wagon because we needed the recycle money for more beer ... Didn't use words because only smart people know what to do with them. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #16 January 4, 2006 QuoteWe were so poor .... "How poor were you?" We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... clip our toenails with tooth and gum ... hear a disturbance outside, and bark ourselves ... tell everyone the car was parked around the block ... put our underwear on, yellow in front, brown in back ... turn our pants inside out to get another month out of them ... use the family toothbrush to brush my tooth and clean the outhouse ... sit down for a bowl of steam soup ... paint our feet to look like shoes ... raise our pinkies and kick our heads back when slurping down phlegm based snot soup spiced with foot fungus and toenail clippings because we had style ... tell the kids to get in the family wagon, then push them around in the shopping cart ... tell the kids to stop throwin' empty beer cans out of the family wagon because we needed the recycle money for more beer ... Didn't use words because only smart people know what to do with them. We were so poor panhandlers gave us money...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #17 January 4, 2006 We spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #18 January 4, 2006 QuoteWe spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Dam'n, we could only afford 1 OThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #19 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteWe spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Dam'n, we could only afford 1 O ________________________________________ Fortunately, we didn't have to buy vowels and of course, consonants were free. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #20 January 4, 2006 QuoteFortunately, we didn't have to buy vowels and of course, consonants were free. OMG!!! That's too funny! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #21 January 4, 2006 Quote...We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... Hey...mayo sammiches was a staple at our house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Katzeye 0 #22 January 4, 2006 we were so poor, we couldn't afford to pay attention. Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EDYDO 0 #23 January 4, 2006 Deleted, already posted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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boinky 0 #8 December 31, 2005 QuoteYou wiped with the dark one first then used the light one to see if you got it all. Now THAT was absolutely disgusting (where's the puking emoticon when you need it?). Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanda965 0 #9 December 31, 2005 We were so poor that my mom would make us Hamburger Helper for dinner--- without the hamburger!Blue skies and SAFE landings! ~Amanda~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #10 December 31, 2005 Could have been worse. If we couldn't afford corn on the cobb we would have had to use our fingers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 December 31, 2005 You're one sick puppy, ya' know that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #12 December 31, 2005 OLDIE BUT GOODY: We were so poor if I wasnt a boy I wouldnt have had anything to play with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #13 December 31, 2005 QuoteWe were so poor that my mom would make us Hamburger Helper for dinner--- without the hamburger! WOW!!! You got Hamburger Helper??The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 December 31, 2005 we wuz so poor, if'n christmas mornin' you didn't wake up with a hard-on, you didn't git nothin' to play with! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #15 January 4, 2006 We were so poor .... "How poor were you?" We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... clip our toenails with tooth and gum ... hear a disturbance outside, and bark ourselves ... tell everyone the car was parked around the block ... put our underwear on, yellow in front, brown in back ... turn our pants inside out to get another month out of them ... use the family toothbrush to brush my tooth and clean the outhouse ... sit down for a bowl of steam soup ... paint our feet to look like shoes ... raise our pinkies and kick our heads back when slurping down phlegm based snot soup spiced with foot fungus and toenail clippings because we had style ... tell the kids to get in the family wagon, then push them around in the shopping cart ... tell the kids to stop throwin' empty beer cans out of the family wagon because we needed the recycle money for more beer ... Didn't use words because only smart people know what to do with them. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 January 4, 2006 QuoteWe were so poor .... "How poor were you?" We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... clip our toenails with tooth and gum ... hear a disturbance outside, and bark ourselves ... tell everyone the car was parked around the block ... put our underwear on, yellow in front, brown in back ... turn our pants inside out to get another month out of them ... use the family toothbrush to brush my tooth and clean the outhouse ... sit down for a bowl of steam soup ... paint our feet to look like shoes ... raise our pinkies and kick our heads back when slurping down phlegm based snot soup spiced with foot fungus and toenail clippings because we had style ... tell the kids to get in the family wagon, then push them around in the shopping cart ... tell the kids to stop throwin' empty beer cans out of the family wagon because we needed the recycle money for more beer ... Didn't use words because only smart people know what to do with them. We were so poor panhandlers gave us money...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 January 4, 2006 We spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #18 January 4, 2006 QuoteWe spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Dam'n, we could only afford 1 OThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 January 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteWe spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck Dam'n, we could only afford 1 O ________________________________________ Fortunately, we didn't have to buy vowels and of course, consonants were free. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #20 January 4, 2006 QuoteFortunately, we didn't have to buy vowels and of course, consonants were free. OMG!!! That's too funny! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 January 4, 2006 Quote...We were so poor we'd eat mayonnaise sandwiches ... Hey...mayo sammiches was a staple at our house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #22 January 4, 2006 we were so poor, we couldn't afford to pay attention. Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EDYDO 0 #23 January 4, 2006 Deleted, already posted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
