Office pranks

[Dumpster 0]

Here's a nice little joke I played on a sargeant I worked for in the Air Force. (He was cool and really appreciated the humor - )

Get one of those greeting cards that play a tune (if you can find one-) You can take it apart to get the eletronic thingy out of there. With a little examination you'll be able to devise a way to tape it up to the desk, so when they open their drawer it will start playing, and never stop until they find it.

Easy Does It

[eeneR 1]

A fun one...if they have pictures on the desk in frames.

If you have a scanner at work...borrow it and make a copy. Have fun with photoshop.

If not..print hats and cigerettes out..cut them out and get them to static stick...(not doing any damage to the picture) put pic back in frame and whala!

We did this to a guy I worked with...took his family portrait...scanned it, gave him a 5 o'clock shadow...his young boys cigerettes..his wife an 80's hair do....and put it on top of the real pic...

We also did the add on thing with a pic of him climbing....was hilarious....

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[TheAnvil 0]

Cut the coffee with 1/4 decaf for about a week, then 1/2 decaf for another week, then 3/4 decaf for two weeks. They will increase their coffee intake to compensate. Then stop cutting the coffee and watch them bounce off the walls!

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[happythoughts 0]

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If you have a scanner at work...borrow it and make a copy. Have fun with photoshop.

A while back, our software librarian was the local chapter President for NOW. She was a little tense on some issues.

However, those rules didn't seem to apply to her. She had a drawing of a mans head with leaves around it. Captioned "Grow your own dope, plant a man." (She had this on her office wall, but would submit written complaints about blonde jokes. )

I took the paper off the wall, used white-out to cover the "own dope" and then replaced it with "only hope". It was on her wall for two weeks before she noticed it.

The oddest thing ? She complained to the manager about how "offensive" it was.

[eeneR 1]

Wow...she really needed to get laid..

Was she even blonde??? I am...and I looove blonde jokes..cause they are funny...

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[warpedskydiver 0]

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I'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved.

Examples of stuff I have done:

Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved.

Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse.

Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N.

I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk.

Any more ideas?

take a chocolate and peanut candy like reeses and rub it on the seat of the chair so it looks like shit stains.

Blow up doll in his closet

set homepage to a gay porn website

use TWEAKUI and take away all those nifty tools he uses for work and all settings etc.

use photoshop to make a very embarrassing photo of his loved ones and replace the one already on his desk

sign him up for a whacked out magazine that gets delivered to his office

Hang a KKK robe and hood on his coat rack

leave a piece of fish or broccoli in his desk drawer on friday before a long weekend....eeeeeeeeewwwwww

capsacium ointment on his mouse

if they use hand lotion replace it with a fish attractant

if the floor is a hard surface like wood or tile use some hair conditioner to make fake cumstains on the floor under the desk

[leapdog 0]

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take a chocolate and peanut candy like reeses and rub it on the seat of the chair so it looks like shit stains.

I love it!

Gunnery Sergeant of Marines
"I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker

[warpedskydiver 0]

leave a pair of badly stained size 52 womens underwear in his desk drawer with a love note

[shermanator 3]

this is a fun one to get them to think their computer crashed... pull up the command prompt window, maximize it to full screen. then Fill the entire screen with UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU's, ivery now and then, write TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICE

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TERMINAL OUT OF SERVICEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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[SpeedRacer 1]

don't do the suggestions about putting porn on his screen unless you want the guy to get fired.

Speed Racer
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[lawrocket 3]

I like the way yoiu think.

here's one that worked for me: leave a message for co-worker to call Myra Maines. Leave the number for either a mortuary or the coroner. "May I speak to Myra Maines?" It's a funny one.

Here's a really nasty one - have a friend act like a process server. Have him served with something funny, like something that resembles divorce paperwork from his wife.

Also nasty and a bit more devious is, if there is a message form, take all messages he leaves for a boss or a supervisor. Get a file folder and put the file folder deep in his desk. File the message slips away. The boss will be getting pissed at not being given messages. Eventually suspicions will arise and the mesdages will be found in his desk. But this will get him fired.

Reset the computer wallpaper at night to leave a vilgar message. Not too mush IT involvement.

Add a signature to his e-mail program, something like "This e-mail for use of customer only. Anyone else reading this should suck my balls."

While more IT involvement will be necessitated, program his phone to automatically forward to the boss's phone.

Change his voicemail message to a screaming orgasm.

Change the date on his computer one day forward. Easily fixed.

Simply switch monitors with him. You'd be amazed how weird it'll be for him. he'll know something it up.

Go into his word processing program and set the tabs differently. Subtle, but frustrating.

Open the documents database and move one of his folders into another one. Easily fixed, but he'll shit a brick! And it happens accidentally quite often.

If he's got one of those plastic carpet covers for his chair, flip it over.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[leapdog 0]

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I'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved.

Examples of stuff I have done:

Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved.

Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse.

Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N.

I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk.

Any more ideas?

I didn't get to zip tie hs phone cord, yesterday evening he stay so late trying to catch someone messing with I couldn't do it. then this morning he was extra early "trying to "catch the perp". he lives just right down the road and is always late. ...unitl now

Gunnery Sergeant of Marines
"I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker

[warpedskydiver 0]

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I'm looking for ideas to prank co-workers that won't get phone support or IT dept. involved.

Examples of stuff I have done:

Remove the mouse ball from the mouse. Easily noticed but easily fixed so IT isn't involved.

Stole the chair and put it in the warehouse. This guy looked just about all day for another chair. he eventually found one that looked like his and thought he found it. It's been three days and the chair I took still sits in the warehouse.

Switched the M and N key (the co-worker is a hunt and peck typer) This one was good but almost got IT heavily involved. It took this guy and the boss two hours to get his password reset because his password just happen to have an N or an M in it. later he found the keys were switched when he went to type an email and the M produced an N.

I'm going to zip tie his phone cord together to when he answers the phone he will jerk it off the desk.

Any more ideas?

I didn't get to zip tie hs phone cord, yesterday evening he stay so late trying to catch someone messing with I couldn't do it. then this morning he was extra early "trying to "catch the perp". he lives just right down the road and is always late. ...unitl now

leave catfish stinkbait in his coat pockets

try a nice bumper sticker on his car
"I love Satan"
"I am Fonda Jane"
"Honk if you are a Pedophile too"
"Ask me about my hemmaroids"
"KKK all the way"

or try a nice picture edited with photoshop

leave a pic on his desk of him
"being knotted by a dog"
"teabagging a homeless man"
etc


on the size 52 badly stained panties a nice leopard print or equivalent is a nice touch!

[cocheese 0]

Tell everyone you are going to join the circus and become a full time clown. Then do it.

[jumper03 0]

got this one from billy vance - worked great!

use a large rubber band on the key board tray (if there is one). I used a tandem tube stow - everytime she pulled out the keyboard - BLAM - back in it went....

Scars remind us that the past is real

[MLKSKY 0]

If the chair has an adjustable height and back, loosen both so when he sits down, he will fall out of the chair.---> that was one of the funniest things i have even done to a co-worker other than....

Crazy glue something like a stapler on his desk... (One of the stupid bitchy chicks I work with put a stupid teddy bear on the ledge of my cubicle--I swear that bear had an evil eye that he stared at me with all day, so I came in really early one morning and crazy glued it to the top of the cube.

[tso-d_chris 0]

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Cut the coffee with 1/4 decaf for about a week, then 1/2 decaf for another week, then 3/4 decaf for two weeks. They will increase their coffee intake to compensate. Then stop cutting replace the coffee with espresso and watch them bounce off the walls!

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[Stumpy 256]

Set his office accessories in blocks of Jello

(unfortunately i can't lay claim to that - saw it on "The office")

"Oh no they have put my stapler in Jelly again"

Never try to eat more than you can lift