boinky 0 #1 February 17, 2006 Q: Just how blonde was she? A: She was sooo blonde that she wanted to sign up to be an organ donor......but all she had was a guitar. Q: Why can't you tell a blonde a knock knock joke? A: Because she's liable to answer the doorNina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #3 February 17, 2006 Not a blonde joke, but a joke in general: A man walks into a bar and orders six shots of whisky. The bartender looks at him and says "You must be celebrating something", the man says "Yes my first blow job" and downs all six shots of whisky. The bartender excited for the man offers to buy him another shot, the guy looks at him and says "If 6 shots of whisky doesn't take the taste of out my mouth then nothing will"._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #4 February 17, 2006 Ooopppss....I guess I should've added that no offense was intended. A lot of my friends are blonde. But whoever heard of "Brunette Jokes?" Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 February 17, 2006 It's okay!! I can takem'. BRING THEM ON!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 February 17, 2006 QuoteIt's okay!! I can takem'. BRING THEM ON!!! You heard her, y'all. Sick her!!!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #7 February 17, 2006 Not a joke this is serious. My very blonde step daughter, Elizabeth was wanting a dog really bad. One day, these two little cute dogs wandered into the back yard. They obviously belong to somebody because they were very well kept. She brought them into the house and played with them and just had a fit over these cute little dogs. Playing with them and letting them lick her face......just having a great time. Finally I spoke up and said, Lizzy, you know that those dogs belong to somebody and you can't keep them. She said, "I know but if I could, I would name this dog Izabel. What would you name the other dog I asked? The other dog has a name already she said. I then asked her, how do you know what the other dogs name is? She said that it was on her tag, her name was rabies. Izabel and Rabies. How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 February 17, 2006 Quote WTH!!! It's ok, just have him write the joke a bit more slowly next time....You'll get it. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 February 17, 2006 The nut doesn't fall far from the tree. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildWilly 0 #10 February 17, 2006 QuoteIt's okay!! I can takem'. BRING THEM ON!!! You asked for it What do you get when you turn 2 blondes upside down? 2 Brunettes. What did the blondes mom say to her before her prom? Remember if you're not in bed by 12 come home. How do you know a blonde was on your computer? There's white out on the screen. Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing her jig saw puzzle in only six months? It said 2-4 years on the box. What's the quickest way into a blondes pants? Pick them up off the floor. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammer. A gouvernment study did find that blondes do have more fun.. They just don't remember WITH WHO!! What's the mating call of a blonde? I'm just soooooooooo drunk!!!! WHy did the blondes get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's. How do you make a blondes eyes light up? Put a flashlight to her ear. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth. Why are blondes so happy? Ignorance is bliss Three blondes were walking in the forest one day when they came upon some tracks. They started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. Blonde 1: " they're deer tracks!". Blonde 2: " they're dog tracks!". Blonde 3: " they're cow tracks!". They were still arguing when the train hit them.growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 17, 2006 You forgot "What did the blondes left knee say to her right? nothing they've never met" *drum roll*1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #12 February 17, 2006 Blind guy walks into a bar. "Bartender would you like to hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies, "I'm a blonde, the bouncer is a blonde, & the weight lifter next to you is a blonde. Now, do you really want to tell that joke." The guy thinks for a moment then replies, "Not if I'm going to have to explain it 3 times."Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #13 February 17, 2006 How tall is a blonde? Depends on how much she paid for the implants.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #14 February 18, 2006 QuoteOoopppss....I guess I should've added that no offense was intended. A lot of my friends are blonde. But whoever heard of "Brunette Jokes?" What's the Brunette's mating call? "All the blondes have gone home!"-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gone_Skiing 0 #15 February 18, 2006 What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A Hostage.-- I used to pray to God for a bicycle. Then I realized God doesn't work that way. So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 February 18, 2006 QuoteOoopppss....I guess I should've added that no offense was intended. A lot of my friends are blonde. But whoever heard of "Brunette Jokes?" What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? No one else wants it. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? Invisible. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. Why is brunette considered an evil color? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A hostage Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their moustache These are not my opinions just jokes.....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #17 February 18, 2006 What does a blonde and a screen door have in common? The harder you slam them, the looser they get! What's the difference b/w a blonde and a rooster? A rooster says "cockl doodle dooo", a blonde says "any cock'll do." What does a blonde say after having multiple orgasms? Good job team! What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #18 February 18, 2006 Tired of constantly being made fun of, a blonde decided one day to have her hair dyed so that she would look like a brunette. Feeling confident (and more intelligent) with her new darker locks, the brunette-blonde decided to air her hair out with a little drive into the countryside. After driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought: "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" So she stopped, walked over to the farmer and said: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home with me?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, accepted the bet. The blonde glanced at the flock and, without hesitation, said: "157" The farmer was amazed, and being an honorable man, instructed her to have her pick of the flock. Finding one of them to be to her particular liking, she picked it up, and began heading back to her car with her new found pet. Before she could leave, however, the farmer strolled up to her and said: "Excuse me, but if I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydvr18 0 #19 February 18, 2006 A blonde's house catches on fire. She calls 911 and frantically screams, "Quick, please come help, my house is on fire!!" "OK, ma'am, just calm down and tell us how to get there." "DUH, big red truck!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 February 18, 2006 What is a blonde's mating call ? "I am soooo drunk." What is a brunette's mating call ? "HEY! I SAID, I AM SOOO DRUNK..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #21 February 18, 2006 i know two. bit rude but funny. Q. what does the blonde's left leg to her right? - "dunno never met". q. why do blondes wear knickers - "keep their ankles warm" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #22 February 18, 2006 OK....the brunette is now going to die her hair...um...how about red? Are there any Redheaded jokes? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #23 February 18, 2006 QuoteOoopppss....I guess I should've added that no offense was intended. A lot of my friends are blonde. But whoever heard of "Brunette Jokes?" oops, should have read the entire thread ...and I'm NOT blonde!----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #24 February 18, 2006 QuoteIt's okay!! I can takem'. BRING THEM ON!!! I love it when a woman says that!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #25 February 18, 2006 Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after having sex? A: She opens the car door! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
