airtwardo 6 #26 March 13, 2006 QuoteI would tell her that its something you have been doing for a long time... *** Or.... tell her you were merely running a "Systems Check" and all lights are Green... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteI would tell her that its something you have been doing for a long time... *** Or.... tell her you were merely running a "Systems Check" and all lights are Green... Clearing the pipes for maintenance purposes only.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 7 #28 March 13, 2006 QuoteYes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. OK, well some people don't know how to take a joke. You might know more about this guy than anyone else, but most seem to think it was a joke...Maybe a joke in poor taste, but still a joke. His "Interests" section also has a clue to his nature: Quotefornication, skydiving etc.. While I think he might very well consider fornification an interest of his....I also see it as a joke. I also doubt anyone that beats their significant other would be so stupid as to brag about it in an open forum. I also wish that anyone so stupid to beat their significant other DOES brag about it in an open forum so it can be used against them and they can go to jail and be treated just as they treat others. But in this case I think he was just joking. I could be wrong."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #29 March 13, 2006 So did she throw your lube away? If so, time to kick her to the curb and find new. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpah 0 #30 March 13, 2006 QuoteFind a new GF this is the tip of an iceberg I second that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #31 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteYes, I do joke. No, I do not believe he was joking. OK, well some people don't know how to take a joke. You might know more about this guy than anyone else, but most seem to think it was a joke...Maybe a joke in poor taste, but still a joke. His "Interests" section also has a clue to his nature: Quotefornication, skydiving etc.. While I think he might very well consider fornification an interest of his....I also see it as a joke. I also doubt anyone that beats their significant other would be so stupid as to brag about it in an open forum. I also wish that anyone so stupid to beat their significant other DOES brag about it in an open forum so it can be used against them and they can go to jail and be treated just as they treat others. But in this case I think he was just joking. I could be wrong. lmao... I was kidding about the punch. I hope she chills out about it. Maybe talks to her friends and they laugh etc.... I laughed when she told me she found it... I saw it as funny. She freaked... Which was quite surprising... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimoke 0 #32 March 13, 2006 was the lube in a small tube? or an industrial size tub from sams club? maybe she is freaked about being left out.......The ground always, remembers where you are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #33 March 13, 2006 QuoteWhat? - What's wrong with a good old everyday Donkey Punch? Yeah, a buddy of mine (back in the Army days), was telling me that if I ever get the chance to do a girl in the butt, I need to punch her in the back of the head while we're going at it - supposedly it gets REALLY tight! This is the same guy that would take a tube of 'surgilube' with him in the field. I don't want to know what the inside of his sleeping bag looked like... As far as the theory of her being upset because you were hiding things: was it the lube she was upset with or the anal beads and 12" black dildo next to the lube that really upset her? Seriously though. She's kind of a prude if she actually thinks guys don't take care of themselves. As someone else mentioned, that's probably the tip of the iceberg. I can understand why should wouldn't be happy, though. She may be thinking, 'am I not enough for him', 'am I so bad that he'd rather use his hand?', 'who is he thinking about while he's doing that?' Maybe if you can put her concerns at ease, she'll let it go... otherwise, you'll have to let it go! Good luck! JShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brits17 0 #34 March 13, 2006 Thats funny. Advice? I guess just laugh and tell her 'You haven't seen anything yet.' Then bust out the real collection. _______________________ aerialkinetics.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #35 March 13, 2006 Quotewas the lube in a small tube? or an industrial size tub from sams club? maybe she is freaked about being left out....... ROFL! Just a small tube... It was in a drawer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #36 March 13, 2006 QuoteQuotewas the lube in a small tube? or an industrial size tub from sams club? maybe she is freaked about being left out....... ROFL! Just a small tube... It was in a drawer Maybe she thinks it was something you used with your ex, rather than with yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #37 March 13, 2006 interesting. I would think that if someone did not service themselves from time to time that something was wrong with them. hope things work out for you two........seems to be more of a small misunderstanding than anything. But if she really has a problem, I agree with the others._________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #38 March 13, 2006 QuoteDo women not know men jerk off?...Advice? I seriously do not know what to say....this chick sounds asexual to me. I mean why on Earth would a chick get pissed at her BF for masturbating when we do it ourselves. I used to think chicks got pissed about this stuff b/c of the idea that their man was looking at other women (i.e. mags, porn vids, etc.) while doing it. You know, the convoluted idea that your man should only be getting excited and off by your image. But I think that is a HUGE double standard. I mean do you think chicks are thinking of their BFs/Husbands when they are masturbating....not exactly. Hell, we don't even need lube or visuals . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #39 March 14, 2006 QuoteDo women not know men jerk off? She was really upset.... Funny thing is thats all I have... I dont have any porn mags or anything.. all she found was lube. big fucking deal right? Wrong.... She freaked out and said "If i found something like that without even looking I'm scared of what I would find if I actually looked." christ man... What should I do? I punched her in the face but that didnt solve the problem.. Advice? Well, I took a tube of lube with me to the WFFC, and someone borrowed it, and forgot to return it. I mean MAN is that selfish or WHAT??!!skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
24fps 1 #40 March 14, 2006 Maybe she was upset because you weren't thinking of the kittens! Poor little kitties.something funny and unique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #41 March 14, 2006 The problem is you only punched her in the face once...what do you say to a woman w/ two black eyes? Nothing! You already told her twice! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 March 14, 2006 With all this punch in the face business it brings one thing to mind: Jelly Doughnut cum on her face, and then punch so she gets a nose bleed. Now that is hot.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cesslon 0 #43 March 14, 2006 d00d you have 1 weird twisted shit both males and females have evolved to have highly developed reproductive systems, both produce fluids that if not used will be excreted from the body, for females this happens automaticaly, for males this is usually done manually or can happen automatically. semen contains some pretty savage chemicals and if it stays in the system to long isn't good for you, recent study show that males who bust a nut (scientific term) atleast 5 days a week are a lot less likely to get prostate cancer later in life. if your g/f doesn't allow you to look after your personal health then you should get rid of her. or totally stop spanking the monkey all together and simply chase her around the house every second of the day and just dry hump her leg, she'll eventually get the hint that your body's fluid production and hormone levels don't simply stop when she aint in the mood lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #44 March 14, 2006 Quoted00d you have 1 weird twisted shit both males and females have evolved to have highly developed reproductive systems, both produce fluids that if not used will be excreted from the body, for females this happens automaticaly, for males this is usually done manually or can happen automatically. semen contains some pretty savage chemicals and if it stays in the system to long isn't good for you, recent study show that males who bust a nut (scientific term) atleast 5 days a week are a lot less likely to get prostate cancer later in life. if your g/f doesn't allow you to look after your personal health then you should get rid of her. or totally stop spanking the monkey all together and simply chase her around the house every second of the day and just dry hump her leg, she'll eventually get the hint that your body's fluid production and hormone levels don't simply stop when she aint in the mood lol I may be twisted, but I was diagnosed as normal. Dry humping now there is a planDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cesslon 0 #45 March 14, 2006 Quote I may be twisted, but I was diagnosed as normal. Dry humping now there is a plan sorry d00d I was referring to the person who started the thread and when I said "shit" I meant "chick" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #46 March 14, 2006 If I found the same thing, I'd be begging my husband to let me watch. Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #47 March 15, 2006 QuoteThats funny. Advice? I guess just laugh and tell her 'You haven't seen anything yet.' Then bust out the real collection. So Brits, tell us about that real collection! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sundevil777 94 #48 March 15, 2006 Ask her if she masturbates. If yes, then ask her to let you watch. If no, then ask her to do it anyway and let you watch. Either you'll break up or the intimacy of your sex life will expand greatly.People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #49 March 15, 2006 I only get pissed when my hubby borrows MY lube and then doesn't return it. I finally started buying it for him so he'd stay out of mine,dammit! "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #50 March 15, 2006 just explain to her that the whole reason men evolved as far as we did is just so we could use our thumbs! there's a reason why dogs lick themselves....not because they can but more likely because they DON'T have thumbs. LOL ok, seriously.... Rons original post had soem decent points in it she may be prude-ish but it's no reason to send her to hell. if everything was fine until that episode than sit and ask find out what she was so freaked out about. THEN if she starts talking in tongues run like hell. but if she was a lunatic before then...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
