Whos on first?

[DaGimp 0]

OK..i was thinking about this today...Casie and I went to a show not to long ago, and they did Abott and Costello's skit "Whos on First" and she has never heard it......now i found this highly unbelieveable...so who ealse has heard or never heard this skit??

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Kids these days.

When I was growing up, there wasn't much for kids to watch on Sunday mornings besides news or church shows. The one cable channel only showed the old shows like Shirley Temple, Little Rascals, Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy and Abbott and Costell. Everyone knew that old routine!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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What's on second.

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What's on second.

I don't Know's on third

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I don't know.

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OK..i was thinking about this today...Casie and I went to a show not to long ago, and they did Abott and Costello's skit "Whos on First" and she has never heard it......now i found this highly unbelieveable...so who ealse has heard or never heard this skit??

Who.

[wmw999 2,123]

Not everyone grew up in the US, or understands baseball. On the other hand, if it was someone who grew up in the US, well, obviously they were raised in a bomb shelter.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[TMPattersonJr 0]

I'll be honest I've never seen the entire skit first hand, but have at least heard of it

[DaGimp 0]

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Kids these days.

When I was growing up, there wasn't much for kids to watch on Sunday mornings besides news or church shows. The one cable channel only showed the old shows like Shirley Temple, Little Rascals, Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy and Abbott and Costell. Everyone knew that old routine!

haha...yeah i was a little disapointed in the show we went to they left out the whole paycheck part of the skit..but hey...was still funny

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Old post but still a good one:

Costello Wants to buy a Computer from Abbott

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den,
and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in
the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer
and software.

ABBOTT: Software for windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can
use to write proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What have you got?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows!
OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I
want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W."

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you
don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget
that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I
watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I
need!

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel
2, 3& 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great, with what?

ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a
movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1."

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1."

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for
windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in
the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other
Words out
there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One
isn't even Part of Office.

COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about
financial bookkeeping you have anything I can track my
money
with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?
How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(LATER)

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??

ABBOTT: Click on "START

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Not everyone grew up in the US, or understands baseball. On the other hand, if it was someone who grew up in the US, well, obviously they were raised in a bomb shelter.

Wendy W.

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I recall seeing that 'skit' in it's entirety, when I was a kid. Speaking of bomb-shelters, those were real popular years ago. I recall a lot of folks concerned over whether or not their root cellar would 'work' in the event the Russians 'pushed THE button'!


Chuck

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So Whos on first?

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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What's on second.

I don't Know's on third

Who's pitching tomorrow?

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[monkycndo 0]

Seeing them do it is a hoot. They did not write it, just made it famous. They were inducted into the baseball hall of fame for the routine.

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Not everyone grew up in the US, or understands baseball. On the other hand, if it was someone who grew up in the US, well, obviously they were raised in a bomb shelter.

Wendy W.

I was not raised in the US, but I've seen every A&C movie and the Hanna Barrberra type cartoons aswell.

Tell me the Pitchers name::
.... Tomorrow

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[DaGimp 0]

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Tell me the Pitchers name::
.... Tomorrow

What time?

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[freeflir29 0]

Wow............I knew she was somewhat sheltered........but damn.

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OK..i was thinking about this today...Casie and I went to a show not to long ago, and they did Abott and Costello's skit "Whos on First" and she has never heard it......now i found this highly unbelieveable...so who ealse has heard or never heard this skit??

that was sooo funny to watch

~Porn Kitty
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