NWFlyer 2 #26 April 14, 2006 QuoteAlright, one good thing about the states was IN'n'OUT . That needs to come over here. Hell, they need to expand beyond California, Arizona and Nevada. Large portions of the United States are deprived of regular In N Out fixes. (But seriously, if you read the book, the author cites INO as one of the few fast food chains that takes a very different approach to sourcing, quality, labor practices, etc.). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #27 April 14, 2006 In my experience, when asked the question, "Does this dress make my butt look big?," it is merely an affirmative statement from the female that is coded to mean, "I want to fight." For there is no correct answer to this. Let us assume, for example, that it does NOT make her butt look fat, and you truthfully say, "No." The standard reply from the female is, "You're just saying that." It may be followed by, "Why can't you just be honest with me..." and a venting session. Let us assume that it DOES make her butt look fat, and you truthfully say, "Yes." Well, then, you've answered her question, but it's not what she wanted to hear (or probably it's EXACTLY what she wanted to hear). This will be followed by accusations that you make her feel bad, you can't just let things go, and that you are focused on looks when she needs a companion. Let us assume that it does NOT make her butt look big, but you know that a fight is coming, and so you figure you might as well go with it. "No, it does NOT make your butt look big, but maybe it's because your wide-ride waist and battleship hips make your fat ass look small." Well, now you've given her the fight she was looking for, and now maybe she'll be so mad that she'll just go out with her group by herself, and leave you alone to eat a pizza, drink beer and watch the game, which is what you wanted to do all along, anyway. Now, there are a couple of responses that less wrogn than others. "No, your butt looks great, but nobody will notice your butt, anyway, considering how nice your breasts look with that dress." Or, even better, "No, but I don't like that dress, anyway. I never have. The tan dress you wear? It brings out the stunner that you are." She may disagree, but have her wear it, anyway. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #28 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? Try telling her the truth, followed up by some pity sex. Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #29 April 14, 2006 Quoteexcept maybe In N Out Burger There and Steak n Shake....only the best!'In and Out Burger' use to give away free bumper stickers ten years ago... They quit because so many people were coloring out the "B" and the "R". ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #30 April 14, 2006 why are you with a fat chick that asks stupid self inflicted pity questions anyway? there is your problem. Wait another few years and see if you dont crack up laughing if she asks you again. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 April 14, 2006 Quote 'In and Out Burger' use to give away free bumper stickers ten years ago... They quit because so many people were coloring out the "B" and the "R". They still give away stickers, but the letters are now cutout so that you can't really cross them out. See attached photo I just took of my helmet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 April 14, 2006 "They call it a Royál with Cheese."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #33 April 14, 2006 On your helmet??? Dude! I guess you americans really are crazy for fast food, and here i thought it was just a rumour .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #34 April 14, 2006 Quote"They call it a Royál with Cheese." Oh yeah, so what do they call a Whopper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #35 April 14, 2006 Don't know. I didn't go into Burger King. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #36 April 14, 2006 Scoop sells his balls to old ladies for jump tickets. Quote] Damn I never thought of that....I need jumps sooo fucking badly too...Scoop you are named correctly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #37 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? *** It's best to avoid the situation entirely... This can be done with proper planning at the earliest of stages in a relationship...LOOK at the woman carefully before you even begin to date! I don't mean the boobs & butt...Check out the ANKELS! If they look like they were 'designed' to carry a lotta weight, eventually they WILL! Choose carefully and you'll never have to tell a woman that '5 more pounds and you'll start creating your own gravity field. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mcneill79 0 #38 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuote"They call it a Royál with Cheese." Oh yeah, so what do they call a Whopper?I don't know I didn't go into Burger King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bigway 4 #39 April 14, 2006 A fat american?? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #40 April 14, 2006 QuoteOn your helmet??? Dude! I guess you americans really are crazy for fast food, and here i thought it was just a rumour I have this thing for In N Out. It's because I don't get to go very often. One of my other stickers is for an espresso stand at a DZ. I have my priorities straight: burgers and coffee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #41 April 14, 2006 Ok, so, tell me about the Hash Bars again.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #42 April 14, 2006 QuoteDon't know. I didn't go into Burger King. *** Catsup & Mayonnaise! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #43 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? "Yeah, Babe, but don't worry--I'll still do you after I've had a few beers." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #44 April 14, 2006 Catsup? Is this a regional spelling?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #45 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? "Yeah, Babe, but don't worry--I'll still do you after I've had a few beers." Walt You forget.. after you bought me few beers. Very important bit missing there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #46 April 14, 2006 Quote Is this a regional spealling? That's priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #47 April 14, 2006 QuoteCatsup? Is this a regional spealling? Catsup is an accepted spelling for ketchup. Unlike say, oh I don't know, spealling for spelling. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #48 April 14, 2006 Rats Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #49 April 14, 2006 Heehee...Carrie, I think you better change your sig line. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #50 April 14, 2006 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 2 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
airtwardo 6 #37 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? *** It's best to avoid the situation entirely... This can be done with proper planning at the earliest of stages in a relationship...LOOK at the woman carefully before you even begin to date! I don't mean the boobs & butt...Check out the ANKELS! If they look like they were 'designed' to carry a lotta weight, eventually they WILL! Choose carefully and you'll never have to tell a woman that '5 more pounds and you'll start creating your own gravity field. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #38 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuote"They call it a Royál with Cheese." Oh yeah, so what do they call a Whopper?I don't know I didn't go into Burger King Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #39 April 14, 2006 A fat american?? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #40 April 14, 2006 QuoteOn your helmet??? Dude! I guess you americans really are crazy for fast food, and here i thought it was just a rumour I have this thing for In N Out. It's because I don't get to go very often. One of my other stickers is for an espresso stand at a DZ. I have my priorities straight: burgers and coffee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #41 April 14, 2006 Ok, so, tell me about the Hash Bars again.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #42 April 14, 2006 QuoteDon't know. I didn't go into Burger King. *** Catsup & Mayonnaise! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #43 April 14, 2006 QuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? "Yeah, Babe, but don't worry--I'll still do you after I've had a few beers." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #44 April 14, 2006 Catsup? Is this a regional spelling?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #45 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteIs there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter? "Yeah, Babe, but don't worry--I'll still do you after I've had a few beers." Walt You forget.. after you bought me few beers. Very important bit missing there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #46 April 14, 2006 Quote Is this a regional spealling? That's priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #47 April 14, 2006 QuoteCatsup? Is this a regional spealling? Catsup is an accepted spelling for ketchup. Unlike say, oh I don't know, spealling for spelling. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #48 April 14, 2006 Rats Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #49 April 14, 2006 Heehee...Carrie, I think you better change your sig line. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #50 April 14, 2006 ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
