Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat

[funks 1]

Is there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter?

[Scoop 0]

Its impossible. They know when your lying and also get offended when you tell the truth. Only way to avoid it is to throw yourself down the stairs to divert attention. Either way your fucked

[Andy_Copland 0]

Oh god that made me chuckle, its all about adding your own mental imagine to the text.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[simplyputsi 0]

I say give it to them straight. Yeah you are fat. You know that or you wouldn't ask it. Are you obesely fat, no. Do you like you body? If not do something about it. How far did you run today? If you want to look different do something about it. I'm sorry if that isn't that answer you wanted but that is my answer.
BEOTCH!!!!

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[weegegirl 2]

you shouldn't talk about your mom that way.

[Rebecca 0]

That's retarded.

If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY??

Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[GTAVercetti 0]

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That's retarded.

If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY??

Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions.

That is what I say, dammit.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[Andy_Copland 0]

Ouch

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[bigway 4]

Tell her 'yes you are fat' Their fault for going to Mc'donalds, No reason to lie when they already know that they are fat. You are only fat if you choose to be fat.

I think i need to lose some weight, A new burger has been introduced to Mcd's here in the UK, a Double quater punder! And they were doing so well with their health kick in there.

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[NWFlyer 2]

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That's retarded.

If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY??

Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions.

Because she's insecure and wants validation and has developed a very misguided way to get it. And believes she then has the right to get angry when she doesn't get it.

[Scoop 0]

Yeah, isn't a double quater pounder a half punder?
This has been bugging me for ages. I think by putting the word DOUBLE in the mix it makes it sound better. Losers. i have boycotted McDonalds. Shit food, shit quality, silly money, poor ethics!

[Rebecca 0]

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That's retarded.

If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY??

Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions.

Because she's insecure and wants validation and has developed a very misguided way to get it. And believes she then has the right to get angry when she doesn't get it.

No good can come of that.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[bigway 4]

Just got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast.

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[weegegirl 2]

man, i just had mcdonalds for lunch.

[ccowden 0]

You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, in France?

[Rebecca 0]

They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[bigway 4]

um, lets see, no sorry, never watched pulp fiction.

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[yardhippie 0]

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Just got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast.

mcdonalds beef typically comes from Argetina. Or at least it used to.

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[bigway 4]

whenever i had a quater pounder in france the meat was always a bit pink, now that is disgusting for a burger.

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[bigway 4]

you kind of get the impression though that it is coming from a science lab these days. There are way to many burger joints in the states for nature to keep up with producing cows.

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[NWFlyer 2]

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Just got back from the states, i can not believe every where you look, there is a big park full of every fast food joint you can imagine. On the road trip you started to feel sick whenever you saw the golden arches. Just that sign makes me feel ill now. Where the fuck do all the cows come from? They must grow pretty fast.

Go read Fast Food Nation. It'll explain everything about the burgers as they go from the cows to your hands. And will make it so you don't want to eat much fast food any more (except maybe In N Out Burger

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[bigway 4]

Alright, one good thing about the states was IN'n'OUT . That needs to come over here.

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[Andy_Copland 0]

Whats with all the MacDonalds talk? Its all about the King!

What do you call an anerixic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[ccowden 0]

No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.