Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat

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Geez, people....haven't ya'll figured out I post THEN edit.

Sheesh!

Hence, the need for the sig line

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Perhaps so , but it is still funny that you poked fun at someone's spelling and then made an error yourself.

What can I say? I amuse easily.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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I'm quite certain your easiness is not limited to amusement, wagon boy

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Dude! I just saw that. But, found it too boring to post

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I'm quite certain your easiness is not limited to amusement, wagon boy

Are you calling me a whore?

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[bigway 4]

quickly, you are only 25 posts behind GTA.

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and I didn't even need to use an acronym

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You're right. I must be quick. I'd prefer it if he were behind me

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and I didn't even need to use an acronym

That is hilarious.

If only it were true.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I'd prefer it if he were behind me

I feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Big boy, my #s might be low, but he's still on my tail....watch

I think he said something about riding his wagon...

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Big boy, my #s might be low, but he's still on my tail....watch

I think he said something about riding his wagon...

Are you jealous of the wagon? You seem to be mentioning it alot.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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I told you. I prefer boats.

My work here is done

I'll be in yardhippie's boring thread until I fall asleep, which shouldn't be long.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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I told you. I prefer boats.

My work here is done

I'll be in yardhippie's boring thread until I fall asleep, which shouldn't be long.

thats nice. im leaving work now. You'll have to entertain yourself with or without your bengay.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Take a nap when you get home, then when you're rested maybe you'll think of better places to take the ambiguous lines I left you in your thread

Geez, must I do all the work??? I mean, I give and I give....

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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Is there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter?

Fat chicks need love too man. Roll them in flour and go for the wet spot.

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In my experience, when asked the question, "Does this dress make my butt look big?,"

I was just sitting here wondering if people really ask such questions, because I never have. (I try not to ask questions that will cause people to either lie to me or tell me something that I don't really want the answer to)... So I decided to go ask Rich if the pants I'm wearing make my ass look fat, just to see what he would say... And he said no, that my ass and the cheeseburger I ate last night are what makes my ass look fat.

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Big boy, my #s might be low, but he's still on my tail....watch

I think he said something about riding his wagon...

Are you jealous of the wagon? You seem to be mentioning it alot.

Do we allow fat chicks on the wagon if the ask us if they are fat? What about if they don't? This is tough

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I don't think Rob is too picky in that department.

As long as they're willing to ride...

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Are you jealous of the wagon? You seem to be mentioning it alot.

Do we allow fat chicks on the wagon if the ask us if they are fat? What about if they don't? This is tough

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Is there any way for a guy to come out of this situation without his balls being handed to him on a platter?

hmmmm..... Yes?







What's the question?






Come to think of it... I don't know... nobody has ever valued my opinion enough to ask me this question...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Do we allow fat chicks on the wagon if the ask us if they are fat? What about if they don't? This is tough

Now don't worry about the minor stuff on the wagon. Here, I've made you a Margarita, extra strong. Relax and join the bumpy ride.

Hyeahhh, {cracks the whip at the mule up front}

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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Do we allow fat chicks on the wagon if the ask us if they are fat? What about if they don't? This is tough

Now don't worry about the minor stuff on the wagon. Here, I've made you a Margarita, extra strong. Relax and join the bumpy ride.

Hyeahhh, {cracks the whip at the mule up front}

You are a very good driver. Nicely done sir.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Do we allow fat chicks on the wagon if the ask us if they are fat? What about if they don't? This is tough

Now don't worry about the minor stuff on the wagon. Here, I've made you a Margarita, extra strong. Relax and join the bumpy ride.

Hyeahhh, {cracks the whip at the mule up front}

Is the whip only for the mule?