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Dealing with fat chicks that ask if they are fat when they really are fat

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I got the perfect answer to any question you don't want to answer....by asking this question, "Why would you ask me that question?" The perfect way to throw someone off track, is by replying with another question, thus putting the burden of the question right back onto their shoulders.....



"And THAT Your Honor is when I snapped....she's in the wood chipper";):ph34r::P










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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OMG you are all a bunch of sex starved WHORES!

:D

Can I shoot video while riding in my dune buggy next to the wagon? :)



Well, in order to stay with the slow moving theme of the wagon, I would prefer you ride a horse while doing video.

And I am out. Type at ya on Monday! :)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Does my ass look fat in this pic?




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Well........:|



Ya' know, if you look at it from just the right angle and squint a little bit, it kind of looks like an erect penis viewed from underneath, with some huge testicles.

Damn, I DO need some pity sex!!! C'mon SuperConnie, I'm desperate!

Walt

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"Why would you ask that question?"...."Are you unhappy with your ass?"...."I am wondering if you are that unhappy with that fine ass, if you shouldn't make that ass happier?" ...."I would like to know, if you would like some help making your ass a happier, or cheekier?"



Do you think I need to be spanked?

Walt

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"Why would you ask me that question?" ...."Don't you get enough?"...."Is your wrist broken?"...."Would you like me to send you a pair of my undies?"...."Will they fit you?"



"Why wouldn't I ask you that question?" ... "Can you ever have enough?"... "Is your jaw busted?" ... "Why wouldn't I want a pair of your undies?" ... "What size are you?"

This is kinda fun. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Cripes, you people type too fast for me...I can see that everyone is anxiously anticipating jumping tomorrow...let's all channel this energy



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Okay...GREAT!


Speaking of 'undies'....and skydiving:

I use to wrap my goggles in a really nice pair of Victoria Secret Black Silks....

Only thing I could come up with when an old GF found them in my stuff after a demo in another state.

"Oh....Thanks hon.... THAT'S where those went, here lemme show ya what I use those for...!":ph34r:










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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That's retarded.

If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY??

Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions.



Tell it like it is . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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