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Ok you killed him now you have to eat him it's only right
Well if he is still there later maybe I'll pick him up for dinner.
Or make him into a nice puppet or something. Shouldn't let him go to waste.
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I really had nowhere to go. It's a one lane road with houses on right and divider on the left. I only will swerve if possible, which ummmm is neverkidding of course.
You need one of those bumper stickers with a squirrel with a circle and a line through it and a couple of tick marks next to it.
Or one like this ----->I brake for(Picture of a Squirrel) llllllll
I avoid turtles on the road at all cost because you never know who it might be!!
I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!
Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!
My new roommate has a dog that just loves to chase squirrels and birds. The squirrel activity has gone way down by my place since we let her out and she tears off after them. She is awesome.
QuoteIn response to your sig line... you should put after that... "Cars don't cause accidents, squirrels do."
QuoteQuoteIn response to your sig line... you should put after that... "Cars don't cause accidents, squirrels do."
Done
Hope I don't have a accident around that person again.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
stitch 0
Surely a PETA agent has seen this,and will dispatch a hitman to take you out within 24 hours.
Or you could just join the NRA
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"
Would have been nice if he didn't dive under MY car though.
turtlespeed 212
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You need one of those bumper stickers with a squirrel with a circle and a line through it and a couple of tick marks next to it.
Or one like this ----->I brake for(Picture of a Squirrel) llllllll
I avoid turtles on the road at all cost because you never know who it might be!!
Thank you.
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
turtlespeed 212
Quoteonce I ran over a squirrel and felt so bad. I didn't really know if i hit him cause I didn't hear a Kuhthump, but I saw him in the road in my mirror. I stopped and got out to see how bad it was. He was all messed up but still alive. There was nothing I could do to save him so I turned around and purposely hit him again. I know it sounds mean but he was done and I hate seeing animals suffering. I hope I did him a favor. If I were a squirrel in his situation I woulda wanted it to be over as quick as possible.
. . . And a little sanity in this mess up world of ours - Thanks.
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
yamtx73 0
QuoteMy exploding squirrel story and mutant squirrel stories are stranger, trust me.
Don't trust squirrels.
Squirrels are good.... especially in a stew
turtlespeed 212
QuoteMight as well be rat soup as squirrel stew. Ick! Those things will eat anything.
And blow up ANYWHERE!!
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
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I suppose he looks something like this now.
I'm very surprised some photoshopper hasn't put a "Free Squirrel" sign on that pic as yet.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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