McDuck 0 #26 May 18, 2006 Making gruntwurst.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,069 #27 May 18, 2006 QuoteI gotta go take a shit! Wouldn't it be better to leave one?Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #28 May 18, 2006 Inserting the seal team till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 May 18, 2006 Here I sit in stinking vapor, cause some freeflyer used all the paper. should I sit and let it linger, or just say fuck and use my finger?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demoss99 0 #30 May 18, 2006 "First things first....where's the shitter....I've got a turtle head poking out" Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #31 May 18, 2006 QuoteHere I sit in stinking vapor, cause some freeflyer used all the paper. should I sit and let it linger, or just say fuck and use my finger? I think I will have to use that for some future vandalism in the dz bathroom. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyboyblue 0 #32 May 18, 2006 QuoteHere I sit in stinking vapor, cause some freeflyer used all the paper. should I sit and let it linger, or just say fuck and use my finger? or howabout here I sit, buns a flexin' givin' birth to a 10 lb texan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #33 May 18, 2006 QuoteDrop a deuce. So that's how he got then nickname "deucy-poo"! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #34 May 18, 2006 QuoteInserting the seal team I love that one! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #35 May 18, 2006 I got a chicken peckin' on the backdoor. I got to push a Zeppelin out of the hangar. I got a grocery snake trying to get loose. My ass-eels are squirming."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #36 May 18, 2006 Not sure if anywone said this yet, but I've been known (in all my ladylikeness) to say: "I gotta lay one down." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #37 May 18, 2006 "Turn Two" "Curveball" "take a Smash" "lay a turd-ferguson"Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #38 May 18, 2006 If you would please excuse me, I have to go abuse a little porcelain... or I feel a bowl buster coming on... Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wojoe 0 #39 May 18, 2006 I've got to make a conference call with the president. Or I just go use the big white 'Bat-Phone' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cderham 0 #40 May 18, 2006 Packaging a jar of stink pickles -or- making a fall rate adjustment Chris It's Jimmy Time!! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Team-Fast-As-Fuck/6099474213 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #41 May 18, 2006 Brown bear knocking (international hand sign for "I gotta shit" is left hand up, fingers together. Right hand fist, "knocking" on left hand "door." Used it a lot snowboarding, scubadiving or other places verbal communication isn't possible.) Learn it, ...know it, ....live it. ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #42 May 18, 2006 QuoteDo you mean 'euphemism' or what that your euphemism was to say it? Did I say I was an English major? Brewing a Jambi was one I heard once... These are just awesome!!!! Bring on some more! I can't remember the last time I had a post with more than 30 replies! Woohoo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #43 May 18, 2006 "Dumprun" "Go potty" [Yoda voice]"MMM Yes, Pinch a Loaf I must"[/Yoda voice]Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #44 May 18, 2006 I just thought of Kirsten...my office reaks of tainted sugar cookies. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 3 #45 May 18, 2006 "launch SEAL team 6" is my favorite. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corazon 1 #46 May 18, 2006 My ass-eels are squirming. OMG I'm crying!! BTW, my kids liked that one!Ashley Martin "Corazon" Rodriguez PMS #462 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #47 May 19, 2006 Hey Shari! Canning a jar of stink pickles for you. I'll bring them to the DZ Saturday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 May 19, 2006 QuoteHey Shari! Canning a jar of stink pickles for you. I'll bring them to the DZ Saturday. Gonna be there Sunday too? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #49 May 19, 2006 Naw! I gotta go to Huntsville, AL on Sunday. I'm giving shari my last jar of stink pickles and I gotta go to Alabama to get some more. PS - Scari Shari smells like sugar cookies!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #50 May 19, 2006 QuoteNaw! I gotta go to Huntsville, AL on Sunday. I'm giving shari my last jar of stink pickles and I gotta go to Alabama to get some more. PS - Scari Shari smells like sugar cookies!!!!!' Damn!!!!! I'm gonna be at the DZ Sunday. Fuckity fuck!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
