RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 May 20, 2006 what would you teach me? Come on...I know you all have special talents to share _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 May 20, 2006 How to pick your nose in public discreetly1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #3 May 20, 2006 I'd teach you that THE stereotype about asian men is wrong. OK OK so I'm only half asian. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #4 May 20, 2006 Which half?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 May 20, 2006 How to squander every last penny on worthless shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 May 20, 2006 How to be an effective smartass. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigSky 2 #7 May 20, 2006 How to make a slightly more reveling avitar“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #8 May 20, 2006 Pets licking themselves...now thats talent. if you could learn how to do that, you would win on Simon Cowells newest reality show fer shur.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #9 May 20, 2006 I'd teach you what I know of ballroom dancing... not that I'm an expert or anything, but I do know a few things.The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #10 May 20, 2006 How to hum and whistle at the same time. Or I could teach you how to be an extremely efficient packer. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 May 20, 2006 <> - now that course, I'd sign up to too. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #12 May 20, 2006 I would teach you mad num-chuck skills.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #13 May 20, 2006 I could teach your booty to heat suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deltablue 0 #14 May 20, 2006 hey , I've just been a guitar player for 20 years or so. lol~He who looks outside his own heart dreams, he who looks inside his own heart awakens - Carl Jung~ My Space Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 May 21, 2006 My specialty, spending more time in the process of doing less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #16 May 21, 2006 How to make your own venison jerky. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 May 21, 2006 QuoteHow to make your own venison jerky. Now this is one of my favorites! mmmmm....that was some yummy jerky Brains _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #18 May 21, 2006 I've taught some ladies how to push. (cuz with an epidural, its sometimes hard to know which muscles) edit to add: I was just thinking of the Bill Cosby act where he is describing his wife's labor pains: The Amazing Cosbys - Push it out, shove it out, WAY OUT! Then second pain hit. My wife said "WHOOOOAAAAA!!!", And stood up in the stirrups, grabed my bottom lip, and said "I WANT MORPHINE!!!" I said "But dear..." [imitates lamaze breathing] She said "YOU SHUT UP! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!" And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married. But.... if that's not appealing, how about Kegels? Good exercises for MANY reasons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #19 May 21, 2006 Wow. Either you LOVE your job or you need to get out more than I do!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guru312 0 #20 May 21, 2006 Quotewhat would you teach me? Easy question; simple answer: When the student is ready the teacher will appear.Guru312 I am not DB Cooper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Beverly 1 #21 May 21, 2006 I would teach you how to Juggle! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #22 May 21, 2006 I can teach you how to make pasta from scratch. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #23 May 21, 2006 I would teach you how to make handmade cards : ) or maybe peanut butter fudge.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #24 May 21, 2006 Well, I guess I could teach you how to cast silver for jewelry? Or bead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #25 May 21, 2006 I'd teach you that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Brains 2 #16 May 21, 2006 How to make your own venison jerky. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #17 May 21, 2006 QuoteHow to make your own venison jerky. Now this is one of my favorites! mmmmm....that was some yummy jerky Brains _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #18 May 21, 2006 I've taught some ladies how to push. (cuz with an epidural, its sometimes hard to know which muscles) edit to add: I was just thinking of the Bill Cosby act where he is describing his wife's labor pains: The Amazing Cosbys - Push it out, shove it out, WAY OUT! Then second pain hit. My wife said "WHOOOOAAAAA!!!", And stood up in the stirrups, grabed my bottom lip, and said "I WANT MORPHINE!!!" I said "But dear..." [imitates lamaze breathing] She said "YOU SHUT UP! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!" And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married. But.... if that's not appealing, how about Kegels? Good exercises for MANY reasons! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #19 May 21, 2006 Wow. Either you LOVE your job or you need to get out more than I do!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guru312 0 #20 May 21, 2006 Quotewhat would you teach me? Easy question; simple answer: When the student is ready the teacher will appear.Guru312 I am not DB Cooper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #21 May 21, 2006 I would teach you how to Juggle! I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 May 21, 2006 I can teach you how to make pasta from scratch. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #23 May 21, 2006 I would teach you how to make handmade cards : ) or maybe peanut butter fudge.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #24 May 21, 2006 Well, I guess I could teach you how to cast silver for jewelry? Or bead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #25 May 21, 2006 I'd teach you that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
