Shotgun 1 #51 January 6, 2005 The hood of a car is fun... especially when it is raining outside (or so I have heard)... Most of my cars (and now my pickup) have not had backseats, but the passenger seat in my old Alfa could be lowered back pretty far... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #52 January 6, 2005 Doesn't Ford make cars with adjustable pedals? That way a shorter person can sit with the seat all the way back and still drive. Maybe even do 69 in a 65. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #53 January 6, 2005 Actually I think it probably all pales in comparison to bathtub sex. Can quite remember how it goes but I seem to recall Deuce telling me something about it. Duece care to enlighten us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #54 January 6, 2005 No one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #55 January 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteFront seat is great if you're not driving a standard...then things get a bit complicated. I never had a problem with it. What do you do with the stick shift? Or is that added for her pleasure.... At no extra charge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #56 January 6, 2005 QuoteDoesn't Ford make cars with adjustable pedals? That way a shorter person can sit with the seat all the way back and still drive. Yes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? Hey little boy....want some candy? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #57 January 7, 2005 QuoteYes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? You offering Free Test Drives?? Gotta Check out the head room you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #58 January 7, 2005 QuoteNo one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? ...and wait until we get to the mid-70's Dodge Mini-van, tainted windows, faux leopard interior lining, water bed in the back, 8-tracks playing Barry White, water bed, tight bell bottom leather pants, and say hello to my little friend...Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #59 January 7, 2005 QuoteA brand-new police car which has not transported anybody has amazing potential. It is that new-car smell plus gun oil. Drives the wives mad. And there's the zip ties, legirons and waffle cage for the most adventurous. OK that just sounds like WAY to much fun. What's a legiron? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #60 January 7, 2005 you have one like that Frenchy ?? I'd love to have one of these...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #61 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy have sex IN the car when you can have it ON the car. Much more room on the hood. I gues the only really bad thing about sex while driving is you can't really tie each other up. Can't wait to meet you in Dublin.I'm sure you will be an asset to the RoamingDZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #62 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteNo one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? ...and wait until we get to the mid-70's Dodge Mini-van, tainted windows, faux leopard interior lining, water bed in the back, 8-tracks playing Barry White, water bed, tight bell bottom leather pants, and say hello to my little friend...Ueah! That's what I'm talking about!ummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...????Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #63 January 7, 2005 Quoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #64 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what's the best position to have sex in a car? Is it front seat with the girl straddling the guy or is it back seat? Are there ways I'd never even thought about? I recently had an opportunity to check this out. I can tell you that the girl straddling the guy in the front drivers seat of a 2004 Mustang is a TIGHT fit, especially if the guy is tall. The damned steering wheel and horn get in the way. I can also tell you that the back seat of a Crown Victoria (check back on my "office sex" thread to know what kind of car this was), with the woman laying back and the guy sort of leaning inside the car is erotic as hell!!! Actually, it was 2 different Crown Victoria's. The hood of said car was also experimented with, but the logistics of height issues need some more working on. Somewhere in the near future, I hope to be able to try out a convertible and a limo! If I do, I'll let you know! Throw in the lights and it would look like the f@#$ing alarm was going off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #65 January 7, 2005 Quoteummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...???? Hello, YOU! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #66 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? Yep... But also wish I had a Twingo... They are shagmobiles....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #67 January 7, 2005 Quote I have access to all sorts of vehicles. Surely one of them should allow for more room between us and the wheel. Now all I need to do is find me a willing Guinea pig. Isn't that called Beastiality I've got a Chevy Trans Sport, Noooo Problemo, Hoods at a great angle as well Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #68 January 7, 2005 C'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. QuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #69 January 7, 2005 QuoteBut also wish I had a Twingo... Can't find them in the US. Maybe a Pinto would do... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #70 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? You offering Free Test Drives?? Gotta Check out the head room you know. I think Boinky has found a new way to sell cars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #71 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints OOh kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #72 January 7, 2005 QuoteWhat's a legiron? Like big handcuffs that go around your (the) ankles with a 16 inch chain between them. Again, these can only be used out of the box before they've been used on bad guys. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=Peerless+handcuffs&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D4522e704f3035ee%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3DPeerless%2Bhandcuffs%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.peerless.net%252F%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPTop%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peerless.net%2F Not fur lined, but the stuff real LE types use. The hinged handcuff jobbies are really uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #73 January 7, 2005 QuoteC'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. Trucks rule! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 January 7, 2005 QuoteActually I think it probably all pales in comparison to bathtub sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TallGuy 0 #75 January 7, 2005 Oh you like that eh? Good, have Deuce tell your man how it is done. Be sure to come back with a report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 3 of 7 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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boinky 0 #56 January 6, 2005 QuoteDoesn't Ford make cars with adjustable pedals? That way a shorter person can sit with the seat all the way back and still drive. Yes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? Hey little boy....want some candy? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #57 January 7, 2005 QuoteYes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? You offering Free Test Drives?? Gotta Check out the head room you know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #58 January 7, 2005 QuoteNo one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? ...and wait until we get to the mid-70's Dodge Mini-van, tainted windows, faux leopard interior lining, water bed in the back, 8-tracks playing Barry White, water bed, tight bell bottom leather pants, and say hello to my little friend...Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #59 January 7, 2005 QuoteA brand-new police car which has not transported anybody has amazing potential. It is that new-car smell plus gun oil. Drives the wives mad. And there's the zip ties, legirons and waffle cage for the most adventurous. OK that just sounds like WAY to much fun. What's a legiron? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #60 January 7, 2005 you have one like that Frenchy ?? I'd love to have one of these...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #61 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy have sex IN the car when you can have it ON the car. Much more room on the hood. I gues the only really bad thing about sex while driving is you can't really tie each other up. Can't wait to meet you in Dublin.I'm sure you will be an asset to the RoamingDZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites antifnsocial 0 #62 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteNo one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? ...and wait until we get to the mid-70's Dodge Mini-van, tainted windows, faux leopard interior lining, water bed in the back, 8-tracks playing Barry White, water bed, tight bell bottom leather pants, and say hello to my little friend...Ueah! That's what I'm talking about!ummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...????Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #63 January 7, 2005 Quoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #64 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what's the best position to have sex in a car? Is it front seat with the girl straddling the guy or is it back seat? Are there ways I'd never even thought about? I recently had an opportunity to check this out. I can tell you that the girl straddling the guy in the front drivers seat of a 2004 Mustang is a TIGHT fit, especially if the guy is tall. The damned steering wheel and horn get in the way. I can also tell you that the back seat of a Crown Victoria (check back on my "office sex" thread to know what kind of car this was), with the woman laying back and the guy sort of leaning inside the car is erotic as hell!!! Actually, it was 2 different Crown Victoria's. The hood of said car was also experimented with, but the logistics of height issues need some more working on. Somewhere in the near future, I hope to be able to try out a convertible and a limo! If I do, I'll let you know! Throw in the lights and it would look like the f@#$ing alarm was going off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #65 January 7, 2005 Quoteummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...???? Hello, YOU! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites piisfish 135 #66 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? Yep... But also wish I had a Twingo... They are shagmobiles....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #67 January 7, 2005 Quote I have access to all sorts of vehicles. Surely one of them should allow for more room between us and the wheel. Now all I need to do is find me a willing Guinea pig. Isn't that called Beastiality I've got a Chevy Trans Sport, Noooo Problemo, Hoods at a great angle as well Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites moodyskydiver 0 #68 January 7, 2005 C'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. QuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #69 January 7, 2005 QuoteBut also wish I had a Twingo... Can't find them in the US. Maybe a Pinto would do... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #70 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? You offering Free Test Drives?? Gotta Check out the head room you know. I think Boinky has found a new way to sell cars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #71 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints OOh kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #72 January 7, 2005 QuoteWhat's a legiron? Like big handcuffs that go around your (the) ankles with a 16 inch chain between them. Again, these can only be used out of the box before they've been used on bad guys. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=Peerless+handcuffs&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D4522e704f3035ee%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3DPeerless%2Bhandcuffs%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.peerless.net%252F%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPTop%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peerless.net%2F Not fur lined, but the stuff real LE types use. The hinged handcuff jobbies are really uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #73 January 7, 2005 QuoteC'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. Trucks rule! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 January 7, 2005 QuoteActually I think it probably all pales in comparison to bathtub sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TallGuy 0 #75 January 7, 2005 Oh you like that eh? Good, have Deuce tell your man how it is done. Be sure to come back with a report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 3 of 7 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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antifnsocial 0 #62 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteNo one's talked about convertibles? Head out the sunroof? ...and wait until we get to the mid-70's Dodge Mini-van, tainted windows, faux leopard interior lining, water bed in the back, 8-tracks playing Barry White, water bed, tight bell bottom leather pants, and say hello to my little friend...Ueah! That's what I'm talking about!ummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...????Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #63 January 7, 2005 Quoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #64 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteSo what's the best position to have sex in a car? Is it front seat with the girl straddling the guy or is it back seat? Are there ways I'd never even thought about? I recently had an opportunity to check this out. I can tell you that the girl straddling the guy in the front drivers seat of a 2004 Mustang is a TIGHT fit, especially if the guy is tall. The damned steering wheel and horn get in the way. I can also tell you that the back seat of a Crown Victoria (check back on my "office sex" thread to know what kind of car this was), with the woman laying back and the guy sort of leaning inside the car is erotic as hell!!! Actually, it was 2 different Crown Victoria's. The hood of said car was also experimented with, but the logistics of height issues need some more working on. Somewhere in the near future, I hope to be able to try out a convertible and a limo! If I do, I'll let you know! Throw in the lights and it would look like the f@#$ing alarm was going off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #65 January 7, 2005 Quoteummm.... you lost me on little friend- are you saying that...???? Hello, YOU! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #66 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou have one like that Frenchy ?? You mean my Lovemobile? Yep... But also wish I had a Twingo... They are shagmobiles....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #67 January 7, 2005 Quote I have access to all sorts of vehicles. Surely one of them should allow for more room between us and the wheel. Now all I need to do is find me a willing Guinea pig. Isn't that called Beastiality I've got a Chevy Trans Sport, Noooo Problemo, Hoods at a great angle as well Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #68 January 7, 2005 C'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. QuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #69 January 7, 2005 QuoteBut also wish I had a Twingo... Can't find them in the US. Maybe a Pinto would do... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #70 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteYes, actually they do. What a coincidence that I just happen to sell Ford's huh? You offering Free Test Drives?? Gotta Check out the head room you know. I think Boinky has found a new way to sell cars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #71 January 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat's a legiron? leg restraints OOh kinky! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #72 January 7, 2005 QuoteWhat's a legiron? Like big handcuffs that go around your (the) ankles with a 16 inch chain between them. Again, these can only be used out of the box before they've been used on bad guys. http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=Peerless+handcuffs&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26requestId%3D4522e704f3035ee%26clickedItemRank%3D1%26userQuery%3DPeerless%2Bhandcuffs%26clickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.peerless.net%252F%26invocationType%3D-%26fromPage%3DNSCPTop%26amp%3BampTest%3D1&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peerless.net%2F Not fur lined, but the stuff real LE types use. The hinged handcuff jobbies are really uncomfortable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #73 January 7, 2005 QuoteC'mon people, just buy a truck! All that room for possibilities in the bed and the tailgate is the perfect waist-height if the guy wants to stand up.Damn I love my truck. Trucks rule! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 January 7, 2005 QuoteActually I think it probably all pales in comparison to bathtub sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TallGuy 0 #75 January 7, 2005 Oh you like that eh? Good, have Deuce tell your man how it is done. Be sure to come back with a report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 3 of 7 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #74 January 7, 2005 QuoteActually I think it probably all pales in comparison to bathtub sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #75 January 7, 2005 Oh you like that eh? Good, have Deuce tell your man how it is done. Be sure to come back with a report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
