SpeedRacer 1 #76 November 30, 2006 Quote8. Don't get drunk and crawl down the side of the road in your underwear. shit, there goes my weekend plans. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ToyMaker 0 #77 November 30, 2006 Kill Sangiro!! _______________________________________ White cute poodle puppy found. Approximately six months of age. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #78 November 30, 2006 QuoteDon't rush life. Find out who you are and follow your dreams. Shoot, you could just write that down and put it in an envelope marked "Open on your 18th birthday" ya young whippersnapper. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #79 November 30, 2006 QuoteWhat would you tell them to do with what you know now? I'd tell him to join some military branch to try for helicopter hours, or at least to benifit from the discount former military get for the private training. And to enjoy your full thick head of hair cause it's going to fall out in 3 years. Vasectomy - GET ONE - DON'T ASK WHY - JUST FUCKING DO IT!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #80 December 1, 2006 Make that second skydive. You'll regret it 7 years later if you don't. Think of all the time I wasted not skydiving. Other than that I don't think I would change too much, besides treating a few people better than I did. A few more things: Hurry up and get laid. Do you really want to be a virgin for another year? Stop eating so much. And of course the whole lotto or sports betting or stock thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
br0k3n 0 #81 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuote1. Don't eat ravioli and vodka mixed together. 2. Run like a madman when you meet a certain Catholic girl. 3. Don't put those sex toys in your English teacher's desk drawer. 4. Don't answer the door after you let the girls put make-up on you. 5. Don't sightsee on curvy mountain roads. 6. Don't try hang gliding. 7. Don't quit baseball because of that babe you're going to meet. 8. Don't get drunk and crawl down the side of the road in your underwear. 9. When you meet Corrie, don't assume that she is 18. Check her ID. 10. Buy gold when it gets deregulated. 11. Wear your hair in a french braid because it makes you look really HOT to all the ladies!! (So sorry, I just can't let that visual go since it was the first time I ever met you!!) 12. Dont put Jam on a magnet----------------------------------------------------------- --+ There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.. --+ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #82 December 1, 2006 Don't post naked pics of your girlfriend on dz.com!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #83 December 1, 2006 The list is far too long to bother. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #84 December 1, 2006 Quote Don't post naked pics of your girlfriend on dz.com!!!!! fines post your ownsSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #85 December 1, 2006 QuoteQuote Don't post naked pics of your girlfriend on dz.com!!!!! fines post your owns I don't have any girlfriends.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #86 December 1, 2006 does not meant you can t post you ownSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #87 December 1, 2006 I dont believe you have any, and even if you did have them, you dont have the "balls" to post them (no pun intended) You will be king of all kings (for two mins) if you posts them I triple dog dare you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #88 December 1, 2006 I'd say, Stop wishing for them to be who they are not. Stop expecting them to change. Accept them for their shortcomings,forgive them, and learn to be different from them. And do it sooner rather than later. And stop worrying, you'll be a great mom!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #89 December 1, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #90 December 1, 2006 Get it right the first time and for God's sake don't fuck it up. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kenz 0 #91 December 1, 2006 i would tell myself - to start jumping ON my 18th bday and - just keep holding on - and prepare for the ups and downs that life has to offer - no matter how shitty things seem and how much your family gets on your nerves they love you regardless - appreciate them - don't fight with your mother the people that piss on you will never truly get the best of you - just rinse off and start fresh - and keep your chin held high - keep your eyes open and enjoy your life!!! it's just beginning :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #92 December 1, 2006 QuoteI am who I am because of the choices I made. I'm not necessarily the best person around, but I like who I am and what I stand for; Eh...I'm not that impressed. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Elisha 1 #93 December 1, 2006 Take easy ADDITIONAL college classes like Ballroom dancing and Yoga. There are chicks in them. Also, Yoga will keep you flexible and healthy and chicks think dancing is foreplay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 292 #94 December 1, 2006 One word....plastics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sweetmoose 0 #95 December 1, 2006 Yup, it's called a paradox, and technically, going back in time and running into yourself is a paradox because two of you are not supposed to be able to exist at the same time and place, and could possibly destroy the universe. Have fun.We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Marios 0 #96 December 1, 2006 You better start skydiving soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countzero 7 #97 December 1, 2006 don't get credit cards. buy everything with cash, that way you won't be in financially bondage.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #98 December 1, 2006 a list of people on the BASE list and incidents forums and reasons why they really shouldnt jump Learn some languages ,go travelling after college not when you are older ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites udder 0 #99 December 1, 2006 More drugs, more alcohol, and don't bother with the rubbers. All the women you hook up with will be o the pill anyway."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 4 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
lisamariewillbe 1 #89 December 1, 2006 Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #90 December 1, 2006 Get it right the first time and for God's sake don't fuck it up. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #91 December 1, 2006 i would tell myself - to start jumping ON my 18th bday and - just keep holding on - and prepare for the ups and downs that life has to offer - no matter how shitty things seem and how much your family gets on your nerves they love you regardless - appreciate them - don't fight with your mother the people that piss on you will never truly get the best of you - just rinse off and start fresh - and keep your chin held high - keep your eyes open and enjoy your life!!! it's just beginning :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #92 December 1, 2006 QuoteI am who I am because of the choices I made. I'm not necessarily the best person around, but I like who I am and what I stand for; Eh...I'm not that impressed. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elisha 1 #93 December 1, 2006 Take easy ADDITIONAL college classes like Ballroom dancing and Yoga. There are chicks in them. Also, Yoga will keep you flexible and healthy and chicks think dancing is foreplay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #94 December 1, 2006 One word....plastics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sweetmoose 0 #95 December 1, 2006 Yup, it's called a paradox, and technically, going back in time and running into yourself is a paradox because two of you are not supposed to be able to exist at the same time and place, and could possibly destroy the universe. Have fun.We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Marios 0 #96 December 1, 2006 You better start skydiving soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countzero 7 #97 December 1, 2006 don't get credit cards. buy everything with cash, that way you won't be in financially bondage.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #98 December 1, 2006 a list of people on the BASE list and incidents forums and reasons why they really shouldnt jump Learn some languages ,go travelling after college not when you are older ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites udder 0 #99 December 1, 2006 More drugs, more alcohol, and don't bother with the rubbers. All the women you hook up with will be o the pill anyway."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 4 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sweetmoose 0 #95 December 1, 2006 Yup, it's called a paradox, and technically, going back in time and running into yourself is a paradox because two of you are not supposed to be able to exist at the same time and place, and could possibly destroy the universe. Have fun.We die only once, but for such a very long time. I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marios 0 #96 December 1, 2006 You better start skydiving soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #97 December 1, 2006 don't get credit cards. buy everything with cash, that way you won't be in financially bondage.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #98 December 1, 2006 a list of people on the BASE list and incidents forums and reasons why they really shouldnt jump Learn some languages ,go travelling after college not when you are older ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #99 December 1, 2006 More drugs, more alcohol, and don't bother with the rubbers. All the women you hook up with will be o the pill anyway."In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
