A man never wants to hear a woman say...

[ukdrop 0]

"is it in"

[iamsam 0]

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"is it in yet?"

fixed

but what do I know

[popsjumper 2]

"You through already?"

"Honey, I got this great deal on a credit card!"

"How would you like to be a father?"

"Remember that '57 Chevy you had yesterday...?"

"How much starch do you want in your underwear?"

"What's this big thing in the kitchen with the four curly things on top?"

"Not tonight. I have a headache."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Thanatos340 1]

"Im Late"

"We need to talk"

"Where is this going"

[Rick 67]

don't touch me there

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[popsjumper 2]

"Let's invite your best friend, Joe, over tonight."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[cocheese 0]

...anything at all. Mmmm silence.

[kbordson 8]

Jus remember, boys.... we have half and all. Be nice to us.









(and for those of you that need help - it's half the money and all the pussy)

[Thanatos340 1]

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it's half the money and all the pussy

And some how most of you think that entitles you to the Other half of the money as well!!

(I loved that Movie. My Favority quote of all time)

[willard 0]

"Could you slow down just a bit? I'm spilling my soup."

[Fozz 0]

...you are such a NICE guy...

John Fosgate
"In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond
MB 4310
www.N3Racing.com

[ChrisL 2]

That looks just like a penis, only smaller.

__

My mighty steed

[waltappel 1]

"Don't cum inside me--I'm not on the pill"

"I forgot to tell you--I'm married."

"I want to meet your wife."

Walt

[sartre 0]

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That looks just like a penis, only smaller.

ROFL

[DougH 270]

"I think it broke"

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[ryoder 1,397]

"I think we're taking this too fast."

"We need to discuss our relationship."

"Can we just be friends?'

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[bluepill 0]

"I've past my driving test"

"Do my boobs look saggy?"

"Is my sister pretty?"

"Can I borrow your razor?"

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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"Im Late"

"We need to talk"

"Where is this going"

Translation - "We need to talk" = "You need to sit & listen while I rant on & on about all the ways YOU'VE been Fucking Up!"
"Yes Dear!"

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

"Honey, my Mother was in town today, with a real estate agent looking at the house right next door & ..."

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[bluepill 0]

I used to be a man.

[CaptainOKaos 0]

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I used to be a man.

Ding, Ding, Ding, we have a winner folks.

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[livendive 8]

Any reference to his cock that includes the word "cute"

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[SkymonkeyONE 3]

"I'm leaving"

[livendive 8]

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"I'm leaving"

Actually, that one can be very good if it's just a water buffalo he stupidly brought home on a drunken Tuesday night.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[CaptainOKaos 0]

"Honey, does this dress, (these jeans, whatever) make my ass look fat?"
DANGER - WARNING - TRICK QUESTION Do NOT Answer, without thinking, particularly if you've been drinking, or you're still ticked off about the ding she put in your brand new truck last week.

You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.