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"is it in"

"And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."

If your suspicious, maybe you should have worn goggles.

I know that all the kids used to chase him everywhere, despite him telling them that he didn't have their ball.

Hot buttered crispy toast. hmmmm I feel sorry for people who don't drink... ... when they wake up in the morning, thats the best they will feel all day

Who would like to come And have some serious fun With Squeak’s hairy bum

Sticky Knicker Sue She dropped a mighty big poo Now she’s 10 to 2.

Yes very interesting. When I sat on Jury, one of my fellow members logic was: "He has to be guilty otherwise the police would not have wasted there time bringing the case to court" When i did my jury service, 2 days before I was due to start I broke both my wrists while racing motorbikes. I turned up each day in court with both arms in casts and cos I didn't want to wear a double sling I had to sit there with my arms sticking up in the air. Every new case had a new judge and every one of them singled me out for amusing jibes, ranging from: "Yes you can put your hand down now that you have sworn in" to "Shouldn't you be in the dock and not in the jury box?" Piss taking judges.

Just come out of a "1 to 1" review meeting at work where this one was said to me... "You have done a brilliant job considering your not qualified. However, because your not qualified we are going to have to let you go, but would you mind sticking around for 3 months to train up your (qualified) replacement?"

"More foreplay !!!!" BP

"You're not my REAL dad"

Maybe they just could not reach up in the Pay phone BP

Yes that was a good race. Although the track appeared to favour the duke. Either that or Rossi was just down on straight line speed. IMHO the best race of the season so far is Race 2 of the World Super Bikes at Assen. Toseland and Baylis swap the lead over and over with Baylis finally passing in the last 10 yeards to take the win. And this was only 4 weeks after Baylis had his right little finger amputated. aka - BP