unformed 0 #1 August 3, 2007 So far I've got "Geronimooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!" and "Go go gadget Dick!" i have to add "Ask not what your cunt an do for you, but what you can do for your cunt!" What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped...This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #2 August 3, 2007 Quote What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped... Say the wrong name?Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 August 3, 2007 "You're pussy is looser than a 3 dollar whore with webbed feet." "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #4 August 3, 2007 no that's just mean ....This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 August 3, 2007 Quote "You're pussy is looser than a 3 dollar whore with webbed feet." You get that a lot at truck stops i hearhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #6 August 3, 2007 What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Say the wrong name? *** hoooboy, he said slapped, not punched, kicked, stabbed, shot..... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 August 3, 2007 Rodeo Style: Right as you slide it in, Whisper gently in her ear, "You sister was better!". Then Hold on for the ride!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #8 August 3, 2007 Quote What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Say the wrong name? *** hoooboy, he said slapped, not punched, kicked, stabbed, shot..... Roy Well I was just saying..Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 August 3, 2007 "So THAT'S why you're divorced!" ( I actually said that once...the evening didn't end well...) ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote What else is there? I'm specifically looking for things that'll get me slapped... Say the wrong name? Ummmm, no. That's how you make her scream during sex. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #11 August 3, 2007 Just start screaming your nameI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,129 #12 August 3, 2007 How about "OK, I'm done; g'night" Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 August 3, 2007 Relax! this won't hurt a bit and will only take a minute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 August 3, 2007 "I've had better" "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 August 3, 2007 So Darlin... You ever hear of Kagels?? Obviously not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #16 August 3, 2007 I'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up todayI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #17 August 3, 2007 QuoteI'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up today Or the dirty version of that is to whisper that in her ear and see how long you can stay in. It's called the Bucking Bronco. Say that or "Your sister was better" Or you could always just yell SHAZAAAAAAAMMMMM like I sometimes do...Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #18 August 3, 2007 I can't believe you guys have to shout something when you finally get it in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 August 3, 2007 "Have you put on a little weight?" "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #20 August 3, 2007 Don't get laid by the same woman twice, do ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #21 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote I'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up today Or the dirty version of that is to whisper that in her ear and see how long you can stay in. It's called the Bucking Bronco. Say that or "Your sister was better" Or you could always just yell SHAZAAAAAAAMMMMM like I sometimes do... Freakin' amateurs!To do the Rodeo Position properly, you do a doggie-style mount, take two hands full of funbags and say the thang about her sister -- the idea then is to try to hang on for the full 8 seconds! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 773 #22 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote I'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up today Or the dirty version of that is to whisper that in her ear and see how long you can stay in. It's called the Bucking Bronco. Say that or "Your sister was better" Or you could always just yell SHAZAAAAAAAMMMMM like I sometimes do... Freakin' amateurs!To do the Rodeo Position properly, you do a doggie-style mount, take two hands full of funbags and say the thang about her sister -- the idea then is to try to hang on for the full 8 seconds! Is there a leeway on the full 8 seconds if breast size doesn't allow for a load-bearing grip?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #23 August 3, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'm sure glad my herpes isn't acting up today Or the dirty version of that is to whisper that in her ear and see how long you can stay in. It's called the Bucking Bronco. Say that or "Your sister was better" Or you could always just yell SHAZAAAAAAAMMMMM like I sometimes do... Freakin' amateurs!To do the Rodeo Position properly, you do a doggie-style mount, take two hands full of funbags and say the thang about her sister -- the idea then is to try to hang on for the full 8 seconds! Is there a leeway on the full 8 seconds if breast size doesn't allow for a load-bearing grip? Grab tight to whatever you can. If it's just nips you'll get the same effect as spurring the bronc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #24 August 3, 2007 Oi Vey! what else is up in here..*start fingering her as if your looking for something*JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #25 August 3, 2007 HAHA! I actually laughed out loudMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
