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If you could bitch slap someone today who would it be?

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Story: One day when I was doing something I shouldn't, and watching t.v. with my roommate several years ago, I was also eating some really salty chips and drinking Vodka in with the last half of a lime Gatorade.

Well, after a little while and not paying attention, I was too mesmerized by something on t.v., became completely parched, and reached down to pick up the Electric Gatorade for a big gulp. I missed. I picked up the half-filled-with-water days-old makeshift ashtray, also in a spent Gatorade bottle.

My eyes tear up remembering how bad that was.
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I almost got hit yesterday while cutting the grass in front of my house. I was waiting to cross the road and the second of two cars that I was waiting for drifted of the side of the road. If I had not been looking or if I had been looking for traffic in the other direction I would be dead right now, and tomorrow too.

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I almost got hit yesterday while cutting the grass in front of my house. I was waiting to cross the road and the second of two cars that I was waiting for drifted of the side of the road. If I had not been looking or if I had been looking for traffic in the other direction I would be dead right now, and tomorrow too.



If you were sat in an A/C truck watching your workers you would be ok:D
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right now I would like to bitch slap Andy Copland for sending me a untitled picture of his SHIT!

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That's just means he loves you.

You know that slogan: "Say it with feces." :|
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People who throw their cig butts out the window of their car. I would like to slam their head against the pavement and rub their noses in it.:o:D

me too because a couple of those have hit me whilst on my motorbike>:(
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People who throw their cig butts out the window of their car. I would like to slam their head against the pavement and rub their noses in it.:o:D



For some of our guests here from the Crown: "People who throw their fag butts out the window..."
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