jtval 0 #1 October 26, 2007 Absolutely nothing. Got any one-liners?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #2 October 26, 2007 Kicking a midget twice. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #3 October 26, 2007 Quote Absolutely nothing. Got any one-liners? Well JT....as short as you are i'm suprised you would enter a subject like this one. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #4 October 26, 2007 More fun might be a nymphomaniac midget? If you are looking for a one liner then then you can redefine the phrase "low blow" I'm staying at a hotel in Vegas right now and they are sponsering a fetish and fantasy halloween party this Saturday. That may be more fun too Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 October 26, 2007 Two goldfish are in a tank. One says: "i'll drive, you man the guns" Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 October 26, 2007 Throwing one in a bar and winnning the longest toss contest?Chicks dig midget toss contest winners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 October 26, 2007 Short on jokes, eh?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 October 26, 2007 Two chimps get into a bath. One says "ooh ooh ah ah ah" (chimp noises) The other one says "Well if it's too hot, put some more cold water in". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 775 #9 October 26, 2007 A barrel of monkies?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 October 26, 2007 Quote Two goldfish are in a tank. One says: "i'll drive, you man the guns" Peej and his tall tales.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #11 October 26, 2007 Quote Kicking a midget twice. Cause he didn't listen the first time?I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #12 October 26, 2007 I'm headbutting ALL of your kneecaps! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #13 October 26, 2007 I would not want to kick Gia ever!! She might kick me back in the shins or something Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 October 26, 2007 QuoteQuote Two goldfish are in a tank. One says: "i'll drive, you man the guns" Peej and his tall tales.Wouldn't that be - ". . . you fish the guns?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #15 October 26, 2007 Quote I'm headbutting ALL of your kneecaps! that's what we get for kicking a drunken midget You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #16 October 26, 2007 QuoteWhat's more fun than kicking a midget? Fucking one?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #17 October 26, 2007 Quote Kicking a midget twice. HEY!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 October 26, 2007 Quote I would not want to kick Gia ever!! She might kick me back in the shins or something If you have that damn Burger King mask on - I'm running the other direction!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #19 October 26, 2007 Punching a bigot ??_____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 October 26, 2007 Don't get your panties all twisted this is a joke thread. If you have one post up.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 October 26, 2007 Quote Throwing one in a bar and winnning the longest toss contest?Chicks dig midget toss contest winners. Midget Bowling!!! Oh, and they don't headbutt kneecaps, they headbutt you in the crotch! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #22 October 26, 2007 Quote Quote I would not want to kick Gia ever!! She might kick me back in the shins or something If you have that damn Burger King mask on - I'm running the other direction!!! g I can't wait for you to come back to GA. mwuahahahahaSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 October 26, 2007 Quote Quote I would not want to kick Gia ever!! She might kick me back in the shins or something If you have that damn Burger King mask on - I'm running the other direction!!! g Nah she's so sweet and innocent - but she *might* . . . ACCIDENTALLY head but you in the nuts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
