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BillyVance

How much does a house weigh?

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"Hey Bobby-Joe! We're leavin it here, I always wanted a house with a swimmin pool"



"Let's go down to the store and buy a diving board!"
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Wayall,

Ya turn off da pave-d road, onta da gravel one.
Then, ya take dat dere gravel road ta da crik.
Drive up'n da crik a bit and da house will be up yonder.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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I LIVE IN A HOUSE DOWN BY THE RIVER...



And if I want to go fishing, all I gotta do is pull up a chair and open the window.

:D


Wonder where he is going to run the sewer.[:/]
You may not want to fish downstream from him.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Finally, room for the pet Manatee



I saw my first manatee today. It was floating, fins up and dead. I thought it was sunbathing at first.:(
Fuck them Manatees. I got tired of buying boat propellers.>:(
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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