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waltappel

Straight guys: Be honest. Do you *enjoy* giving oral to a woman?

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"Damn, I smell butt. I hope she's not about to fart!!!"

Ummm, girls don't fart. [:/]


BULLSHIT!:|
Vagarts don't count. :ph34r:
I believe those are called Queefs.
I never heard a vaginal fart called that before. :S


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

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More serious conditions
This can also be a symptom of an internal female genital prolapse,[1] a condition most often caused by child birth.[2]

Air which is forced into the vagina, especially by blowing in order to cause vaginal flatulence during cunnilingus, can cause an air embolism. This is a potentially life-threatening condition for a woman and also for her child if she is pregnant at the time.[3] Possibly linked to Jordan Childs.


[edit] Slang
Queef (onomatopoeia), yeef, and vart are slang terms which refer to vaginal flatulence. The term fanny fart is also commonly used in Britain and Australia.[4]


[edit] Pornography and popular culture
So-called "queefing" can also be considered erotic and is the subject of a pornographic sub-genre, as for example in the movies of Amber Rose.[5] Also, the works of cartoonist George Booth make frequent references to the queef of their characters, as well as Booth himself.

Howard Stern has had a queefing championship on his show.



The things you learn.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I thought queef was a well known word among guys. I've always heard that reffered to as a queef.

I don't live in that gutter called Texas, as Walt and Turtle do.
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
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I've heard it called a queef for 30 years, all over the US.
Pull your head out once in awhile!
Geez!
:P

I, Sir, was brought up as a gentleman. :)
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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...she "gets off"...

That's the point of it all, isn't it?



Not necessarily. Rumor has it that some guys are so into it that they don't even care whether she gets off or not or even whether she enjoys it or not--they just really love doing it. The poll results seem to indicate there are a lot of guys with that attitude. Personally, I don't believe it. I'm sure the guys who say they enjoy it that much would have a completely different attitude if the woman were laying there talking on the phone or reading a book and yawning.

Walt


I don't care what she is doing!!!!! I'm not down there for her, but if she likes it, that is even better!!!!!!!;););):D:):$B|;):)

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

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Let me put it this way. If you went down on a chick and that's *all* the sex you got would you be satisfied?



i could eat pussy and whack off and be completely satisfied with the experience. i just wouldn't want that to be the only sex i get for the rest of my life. i love the way the vagina looks, smells, and tastes.


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edited again to add:
Ok, to you guys who are saying you enjoy it even if she doesn't get off. Let me put it this way. If you went down on a chick and that's *all* the sex you got would you be satisfied?

Wow, the first four votes are the "Yeah, I don't even care if she get's off" category. Are you fuckers for real? I doubt it. I mean gee, if someone made a drink that tasted just like vaginal discharge would you drink a six pack?

Walt



Walt, yes. I really, really enjoy it.

And there have been numerous times when I've been cool with not getting reciprocated.

A drink of vaginal discharge? No. The joy is in getting up there, close and personal. The taste and smells are all part of the experience. I really, really enjoy it.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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edited again to add:
Ok, to you guys who are saying you enjoy it even if she doesn't get off. Let me put it this way. If you went down on a chick and that's *all* the sex you got would you be satisfied?

Wow, the first four votes are the "Yeah, I don't even care if she get's off" category. Are you fuckers for real? I doubt it. I mean gee, if someone made a drink that tasted just like vaginal discharge would you drink a six pack?

Walt



Walt, yes. I really, really enjoy it.

And there have been numerous times when I've been cool with not getting reciprocated.

A drink of vaginal discharge? No. The joy is in getting up there, close and personal. The taste and smells are all part of the experience. I really, really enjoy it.



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i could eat pussy and whack off and be completely satisfied with the experience. i just wouldn't want that to be the only sex i get for the rest of my life. i love the way the vagina looks, smells, and tastes.



These two men echo my sentiments exactly. I just love to kiss (etc. et al...) that part of a woman that I love so much. Mmm...

I love to have my face made into a glazed donut! That is LIFE!!!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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edited again to add:
Ok, to you guys who are saying you enjoy it even if she doesn't get off. Let me put it this way. If you went down on a chick and that's *all* the sex you got would you be satisfied?

Wow, the first four votes are the "Yeah, I don't even care if she get's off" category. Are you fuckers for real? I doubt it. I mean gee, if someone made a drink that tasted just like vaginal discharge would you drink a six pack?

Walt



Walt, yes. I really, really enjoy it.



Your reply, along with some of the others, is heartening. I don't know about the rest of the women (well, actually, if I had to guess, maybe I do know), but I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of cunnilingus from a guy who didn't enjoy it.

And if guys don't think women can tell the difference between a guy who is goal-driven and a guy who enjoys what he's doing, think again.

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And there have been numerous times when I've been cool with not getting reciprocated.



In a good relationship, I would think it should work both ways.

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A drink of vaginal discharge? No. The joy is in getting up there, close and personal. The taste and smells are all part of the experience. I really, really enjoy it.



This was the part that cracked me up. "A drink of vaginal discharge."

There are absolutely delicious edibles some of us consume in small quantities that would be outright sickening in excessive portions. Chocolate espresso beans. Caviar. Semen.

Hmmm...maybe we should ask the women how they feel about fellatio.

Sex is not a chore. Turning it into one takes all the joy out of it.
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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I KNEW that this thread was going to EXPLODE!:P;);) after I left it this morning...

I think it was TH that said something similar to how I feel....FEEL (yum) about this topic.., Looking back I believe that i could have been called a WHORE for giving and going into it NOT expecting anything inreturn... Just call me "amimalistic" about it!

I kinda wish i could give out some more info to verify/vouch for what I am saying, but I see no need to!

I am a MAN that cares what my woman wants or needs, and hopefully She feels/thinks the same way.(communication helps first) I will say that from my lover(s) side this has not always been the case tho. But hey I found something else to do during "mealtime" harhar;);)

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