Thanatos340 1 #1 March 11, 2008 With all the Hubbub about the NY Gov paying $5,500 for a call girl, Several of my co-workers and I got to discussing how does it really cost to get Laid nowadays. Being engineer types, They quickly calculated what their resent divorces cost vs the number of times they actually got laid. They came up with an average cost of $500 per screw. Blow jobs cost considerably more they said. Usually about 8 to 10 grand a piece. As a single guy I told them that sex was only about half that price by the time you bought the drinks and dinner and Blowjobs were generally thrown in for free. So guys, Lets hear it.. What is the most you paid for sex? and women.. What is your average price? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #2 March 11, 2008 $45 every 120 days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #3 March 11, 2008 Quote $45 every 120 days. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonejumpingl 0 #4 March 11, 2008 5000$ for the divorce lawyer then you get screwed royally.... Not the best i had though... Today is a better day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 March 11, 2008 I take payments in the form of housework. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 March 11, 2008 Quote I take payments in the form of housework. Does that come with Sammiches and Beer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #7 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote I take payments in the form of housework. Does that come with Sammiches and Beer? No, but it comes with barbecue and whiskey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 March 11, 2008 How big is the house and Will I have to do Windows too? Oh... and I am NOT wearing THAT outfit either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #9 March 11, 2008 Quote What is the most you paid for sex? Still paying.... Quote What is your average price? Lot more than I ever thought!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 March 11, 2008 Quote How big is the house and Will I have to do Windows too? Oh... and I am NOT wearing THAT outfit either. About 1700 sq.ft..... And if you're gonna be a prude about wearing that outfit, then you definitely have to do windows too. And you just reminded me that I have pictures somewhere of Rich in a maid's dress. I had bought one online for myself, and it was WAY too big for me, but it just happened to be the perfect size for him. If I was evil (or actually if I just knew where they are), I would post them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #11 March 11, 2008 10-20 years I swear I thought no meant yes You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #12 March 11, 2008 Quote If I was evil There are if's, big if's, and if's that are so minuscule that they barely count as anything. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #13 March 11, 2008 QuoteWith all the Hubbub about the NY Gov paying $5,500 for a call girl, Several of my co-workers and I got to discussing how does it really cost to get Laid nowadays. I realize that most people think the price is a bit steep, but the reason most rich people / celebrities use higher priced call girls has little to do with the actual sex involved and a whole LOT more to do with the discretion and anonymity provided. Essentially, they're paying the black mail up front, do what they do and nothing more ever needs to be said about the subject. Of course, government wire-taps do have a tendency to screw up the arrangement.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonejumpingl 0 #14 March 11, 2008 Quote Of course, government wire-taps do have a tendency to screw up the arrangement. you bet ya!!!! Can a guy have some fun?Today is a better day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote If I was evil There are if's, big if's, and if's that are so minuscule that they barely count as anything. You better watch it, ponyboy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #16 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Quote If I was evil There are if's, big if's, and if's that are so minuscule that they barely count as anything. You better watch it, ponyboy. That doesnt count! You tricked me with those hoof shoes!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #17 March 11, 2008 Dunno Jay.......But, I didn't know that you had interests in BUY Sexual conversations! People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 March 11, 2008 Quote and women.. What is your average price I think a fair trade is to give roadhead to the fabulous guy that picks me up at the airport... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote and women.. What is your average price I think a fair trade is to give roadhead to the fabulous guy that picks me up at the airport... I foresee a group of single guys beating the hell out of each other for that right... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #20 March 11, 2008 Quote I think a fair trade is to give roadhead to the fabulous guy that picks me up at the airport... You need to be specific; Which airport, and when?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 March 11, 2008 Charlie Sheen said something to the effect that he doesn't pay hookers to be with him. He pays them so he'll be left alone afterward. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #22 March 11, 2008 Well lately with the price of gas about $300. Which could be why it's been 4 months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chykynlyps 0 #23 March 11, 2008 usually about 50 bucks at the grocery store and an hour in the kitchenBear Down Chicago Bears! "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 March 11, 2008 Dinner: $2.99 at McDonalds Movie: $1.00 special from Blockbuster Wine: $3.99 from Circle K Damn! Now that I've added it up, that was waaaaay too expensive. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 123 #25 March 11, 2008 Quote Dinner: $2.99 at McDonalds Movie: $1.00 special from Blockbuster Wine: $3.99 from Circle K Damn! Now that I've added it up, that was waaaaay too expensive. go for the cheaper wineGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
