lawrocket 3 #1 October 28, 2008 The locked happy birthday thread was started by a dude. The remaining posts (except for one by the honoree) were all by chicks. Hot chicks. He clearly has serious game. Dude - how do you do it??? The rest of us dudes want some hints on your technique. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 October 28, 2008 he is a god among men... behold the greatness! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 October 28, 2008 I don't understand it either. Maybe he's more in touch with his feminine side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #4 October 28, 2008 He must have a giant cack... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 October 28, 2008 Its true.. he has a way of making us feel like a million bucks, without being creepy! I do love me some J! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 October 28, 2008 Well he does have some serious game. He's generous, actually listens to chicks (or puts on a good act), he's fun to be around, buys good alcohol, gives awesome back rubs...and then there was that time i was in prison with him. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 October 28, 2008 Jello J didn't grow that moustache/goatee...he over-stimulated a chick (she'll remain nameless) and her pussy blew up in his face!Lucky bastard! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #8 October 28, 2008 Funny Shit Boy.. Where ya been hanging?I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #9 October 28, 2008 Wow, I want to be that chick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 October 28, 2008 QuoteHe clearly has serious game. Or, Option Two, he's a serious charity caseYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #11 October 28, 2008 I saw him licking his eyebrows the other day Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #12 October 28, 2008 Like the old saying goes, he's good people. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #13 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote He clearly has serious game. Or, Option Two, he's a serious charity case Hasn't worked for me yet. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #14 October 28, 2008 Quote He must have a giant cack... Well, he used to have a huge deck!J is openly pervy, openly flirtatious, never disrespectful, never creepy, always kind and supportive, gives great hugs. He is just a really great guy.If only he knew how to make jello shots, though. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 October 28, 2008 QuoteHe clearly has serious game. Yea, but unfortunately that game is Tiddly Winks. QuoteDude - how do you do it??? Easy. I pay them. 2 Jello Shots for every nice thing they post about me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #16 October 28, 2008 Did chicks always dig you?"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 October 28, 2008 Quote J is openly pervy, openly flirtatious, never disrespectful, never creepy, always kind and supportive, gives great hugs. He is just a really great guy. I have to agree..... he would make a good Cabana Boy in a weekend sport fuck kind of way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #18 October 28, 2008 J makes me smile! I miss that big perv!!! MUAH :-* g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #19 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote He must have a giant cack... Well, he used to have a huge deck!J is openly pervy, openly flirtatious, never disrespectful, never creepy, always kind and supportive, gives great hugs. He is just a really great guy.If only he knew how to make jello shots, though. Ditto! We love our Jello Jay!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #20 October 28, 2008 "he has a way of making us feel like a million bucks, without being creepy..." "he is a god among men..." "He's generous, actually listens to chicks (or puts on a good act), he's fun to be around, buys good alcohol, gives awesome back rubs..." "J is openly pervy, openly flirtatious, never disrespectful, never creepy, always kind and supportive, gives great hugs. He is just a really great guy..." "he would make a good Cabana Boy..." "Maybe he's more in touch with his feminine side..." Ummm maybe its just me but does this sound like a description of a ladies man or a gay man???"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 October 28, 2008 Quote "he has a way of making us feel like a million bucks, without being creepy..." "he is a god among men..." "He's generous, actually listens to chicks (or puts on a good act), he's fun to be around, buys good alcohol, gives awesome back rubs..." "J is openly pervy, openly flirtatious, never disrespectful, never creepy, always kind and supportive, gives great hugs. He is just a really great guy..." "he would make a good Cabana Boy..." "Maybe he's more in touch with his feminine side..." Ummm maybe its just me but does this sound like a description of a ladies man or a gay man??? I'd say Wing Man . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #22 October 28, 2008 what can I say......some of us just can't help ourselves. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #23 October 28, 2008 He has the perfect line! I didn't believe him until I used it. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 October 28, 2008 Quote Ummm maybe its just me but does this sound like a description of a ladies man or a gay man??? I'd say Wing Man . . . Really? J's downright cool, even pinch-hitting as little spoon when necessary. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote Ummm maybe its just me but does this sound like a description of a ladies man or a gay man??? I'd say Wing Man . . . Really? J's downright cool, even pinch-hitting as little spoon when necessary. Blues, Dave Little spoon for Gia? You must mean Baby spoon.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
