HELP! need fast, CHEAP, easy halloween costume ASAP

[Misslmperfect 0]

ok, i'm a bartender....also, i have never been the least bit interested in halloween. apparently, tomorrow night it is mandatory that the staff show up in costume or be written up/sent home. i think its crap, but oddly they don't care what i think. i only work fri and sat, so while everyone else knew about this all week- i just found out 5 minutes ago.

my initial plan was to wear a white t-shirt with the words "halloween costume" written on it (in black and orange of course!)..but i'm thinking that might not be good enough. i need something clever and witty - i just cannot bring myself to stick devil horns or cat ears on my head. the quick, traditional halloween costumes just blow.

i was thinking of wearing this black slip that i have, and somehow putting the word freudian on it somewhere. over tights of course.

ugh. ya'll are clever. help.

Oh Canada, merci pour la livraison!

[quade 3]

Go as Eve. It's a pretty cheap and easy costume.

All the men will be happy.

quade -
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[downwardspiral 0]

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Go as Eve. It's a pretty cheap and easy costume.

All the men will be happy.

and have give big tips

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[Squeak 17]

wear awhite bedsheet with holes cut in it (and nothing else under)

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

[LisaH 0]

Robe, slippers, cold cream and curlers. Be a nagging wife.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[AggieDave 6]

Go as Camilla.

All you need is a horse costume!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[diablopilot 2]

Go to a T-shirt store in the local mall, find a superman/woman t-shirt, wear it under business attire, but have the white dress shirt unbuttoned as if you're suddenly going from mild mannered to superhero.

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[d_squared431 0]

Last yr i went to a last minute party dressed in PJ's and slippers with a sign hanging on my neck that said i went home with jack and woke up with tuaca.

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[Jumpah 0]

Its hunting season....lots of orange and yellow wrap around sunglasses. Plus, if you have a carry permit, you get to wear your gun at work

[kikkoman 0]

Buy some cheap toilet paper and go as a mummy. Wont cost more than a few bucks.

[skydemon2 0]

wear your birthday suit and post pics so we can judge!!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[wmw999 2,149]

Wrap a big ribbon around your middle, with a bow in the front. Write on a big tag:
To: bartending
From: God

You'll be God's gift to bartending

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[NickDG 23]

Place a large dildo in a medium sized sauce pot.

Tie the pot around your neck.

When asked reply, "I'm Peter Pan . . . "

NickD

[BillyVance 34]

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Place a large dildo in a medium sized sauce pot.

Tie the pot around your neck.

When asked reply, "I'm Peter Pan . . . "

NickD

Classic!!

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[jclalor 12]

Add lots of blood and be Cheneys hunting partner.

[jclalor 12]

[BIGUN 1,073]

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lots of orange and yellow wrap around sunglasses. Plus, if you have a carry permit, you get to wear your gun at work

A word of caution... in many states, it is a felony to carry a weapon in a place that serves alcohol.

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[mrwrong 0]

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carry a weapon in a place that serves alcohol

Ahhh... The combination of guns and alcohol...

Just wait for someone to shout -"Hey ya'll, look at this".....

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[Slowfaller 0]

tape empty boxes of single serving cereal to your body w/ plastic knives sticking out. You're a cereal killer

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[flyhi 24]

Cargo shorts, khaki shirt, boots, stuffed manta ray on your chest - Steve Irwin

Probably could do it with a white blouse. Everyone will be so offended they won't notice.

Also works with white jump suit, sparkles, stuffed tiger on the neck - Roy (Siegfried & Roy), but a little dated.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[DaveBjork 0]

Take a large garbage bag and cut holes in the bottom for your head and arms and put it on. Wear a sign around your neck that says Just another old bag. Thats all I got. Cheap and easy.

[Slowfaller 0]

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Take a large garbage bag and cut holes in the bottom for your head and arms and put it on. Wear a sign around your neck that says Just another old bag. Thats all I got. Cheap and easy.

I did that, minus the sign, at six flags when it started raining

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[gravitysurfer 0]

If you were male I'd suggest...

Strip completely naked and put on roller skates or inline blades and be a "Pull Toy"

aloha.

[wmw999 2,149]

Another idea I read in the paper this morning.
Oversized football jersey (long as a miniskirt), fishnet stockings, and sexy shoes. You're Fantasy Football

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[tigra 0]

Oversized sweatshirt with a bunch of mis-matched socks safety pinned to it. You're that thing in the dryer that steals all the socks!