skymama 35 #1 January 1, 2009 My head hurts. Anyone else in the same predicament?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #2 January 1, 2009 Quote Anyone else in the same predicament? Whimp!Welcome to 2009NOW GET UP!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 January 1, 2009 And I just burnt my english muffin. I hate this year so far!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #4 January 1, 2009 Quote And I just burnt my english muffin. I hate this year so far! Was it the last one? Don't you hate that when it goes down like that?? Happy New Year!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #5 January 1, 2009 What's even more pathetic is that I ate it, because it would be entirely too much trouble to make a new one. My kids are lucky they're grown and can fend for themselves, they totally wouldn't be getting any breakfast out of me this morning! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #6 January 1, 2009 if it makes you feel any better - my head does not hurt and my English Muffin was great topped with fresh butter and strawberry preserves consumed with a glass of fresh OJ Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 January 1, 2009 Quote My head hurts. Anyone else in the same predicament? Shhhh Don't type so loud. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 January 1, 2009 So . . . is this from the woman that "Never gets Drunk"?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 January 1, 2009 QuoteAnd I just burnt my English muffin. I hate this year so far! Is that a euphemism ? Did you just accidentally sit on your curling tongues? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 January 1, 2009 Quote Quote And I just burnt my English muffin. I hate this year so far! Is that a euphemism ? Did you just accidentally sit on your curling tongues? DUDE - If she can sit on her own curling tongue, I think the world NEEDS to see that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 January 1, 2009 You strange foreign johnnie. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,408 #12 January 1, 2009 QuoteQuoteAnd I just burnt my English muffin. I hate this year so far! Is that a euphemism ? Did you just accidentally sit on your curling tongues? Yes, definition #1: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=english+muffin"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 January 1, 2009 Where's Wingnut with the duck joke when you need him? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #14 January 1, 2009 The doctor says Bloody Mary's for you....amatuer! Streaker Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #15 January 1, 2009 Quote My head hurts. Anyone else in the same predicament? I didn't drink mlast night.......for a change.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #16 January 1, 2009 Yep. The Mai Tai's got me. Happy New Year! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #17 January 1, 2009 Im on my 2nd beer of the day, the only sure cure.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #18 January 1, 2009 its ok ,,so long as your ass doesn't throb ! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #19 January 1, 2009 (since your not saying anything else hurts) look at the bright side a lot more could be hurting then just your head. LOLpain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #20 January 1, 2009 Quote Where's Wingnut with the duck joke when you need him? I would choke him until I saw the light fade from his eyes if he did that to me this morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #21 January 1, 2009 Quote My head hurts. Anyone else in the same predicament? Remembered to drink an equal amount of h20 between glasses last night. Woke up just fine! Oh, and my english muffin didn't toast -enough- this morning. Had to put it through the toaster one more time.... > ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #22 January 1, 2009 I actually always attempt to chug a litre of water before bed. Helps so fucking much its unreal.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #23 January 1, 2009 QuoteAnd I just burnt my english muffin. I hate this year so far! Well, someone caught up to the English Muffin definition !!!!!!Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 January 1, 2009 Happy New Year, Andrea. I miss you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #25 January 1, 2009 Happy New Year and I miss you too, Rosa! Clint, I still wasn't drunk, I just drank cheap wine and champagne. I did drink water and took Emergen-C and ibuprofen before going to bed, but it didn't help. I'm feeling better now, I just came back from the Dillard's 75% off sale. Retail therapy always helps a girl feel better! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites