Darius11 12 #26 April 9, 2009 Right, I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #28 April 9, 2009 I don't know. Maybe I can get a few examples to judge for myself. PM me to set up an appointment edit for spelling 'cause I can't type."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #29 April 9, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nknPdKr2XFM <---best blowjob ever. Might not be safe for work, but it's not porn or graphic."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #30 April 9, 2009 Quote Quote why yes I did, but then you showed up to zhills so I no longer needed to seek a hooker... (Not to suggest that you are a hooker or anything) CYA You wish!! Carry on..... I'm confused. Are you saying your are NOT?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #31 April 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote why yes I did, but then you showed up to zhills so I no longer needed to seek a hooker... (Not to suggest that you are a hooker or anything) CYA You wish!! Carry on..... I'm confused. Are you saying your are NOT? Clarification: I am NOT, nor have I ever been a hooker. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #32 April 9, 2009 So I am guessing the old "So, Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the Cash?" Line would be not work so well? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 April 9, 2009 QuoteSo I am guessing the old "So, Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the Cash?" Line would be not work so well? Hmmm - sems like she is pondering and considering your question very thoroughly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #34 April 9, 2009 Dont Bogart the Cock!! "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 April 9, 2009 Quote So I am guessing the old "So, Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the Cash?" Line would be not work so well? No, I'm good. I buy my own drinks.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #36 April 9, 2009 How about My Drinks? You buying those too? (Cause if you are, I WOULD really rather just take the cash. then I can just scam drinks off the women that I am NOT planning on taking home.) By the end to the Night I have Free Drinks, A Pocket full of Jump Money and well.. Lets just say you get your moneys worth and then some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #37 April 9, 2009 Whiskey Dick?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #38 April 9, 2009 Quote How about My Drinks? You buying those too? (Cause if you are, I WOULD really rather just take the cash. then I can just scam drinks off the women that I am NOT planning on taking home.) By the end to the Night I have Free Drinks, A Pocket full of Jump Money and well.. Lets just say you get your moneys worth and then some. You have everything figured out...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #39 April 9, 2009 I like it when she uses my balls as a punching bag! Yeah! Oh and when she uses the tazer...oh baby! Nothing says loving like flaming pubes! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #40 April 9, 2009 Quote I like it when she uses my balls as a punching bag! Yeah! Oh and when she uses the tazer...oh baby! Nothing says loving like flaming pubes! I think you are in the wrong thread with that post reply..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #41 April 9, 2009 What a dreaded affliction. Best described by my old buddy Billy Shakes: Quote What three things does drink especially provoke? Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. There-fore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and dis-heartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him. That and getting trapped on the inside. Never a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #42 April 9, 2009 Why am I not surprised that you have this ALL planned out down to the detail of your sammich! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #43 April 9, 2009 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nknPdKr2XFM Might not be safe for work, but it's not porn or graphic. Hey....that's a good way to get out of a BJ *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #44 April 9, 2009 Actually reciting from memory.But I swear, Nothing Happened!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #45 April 9, 2009 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nknPdKr2XFM Might not be safe for work, but it's not porn or graphic. Holy shit! I actually bursted out into laughter when she clapped! "uh no that is the opposite of what's good" Hilariouswww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #46 April 9, 2009 Quote I had a girlfriend who used to love to wake me up with a morning BJ "Had"? As in past tense? And you gave her up? What the hell were you thinking!? (Can you send me her phone number?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybeergodd 0 #47 April 9, 2009 I know, I know.....What the hell was I thinking......But as a buddy of mine says " Even the most beautiful woman in the world had a man who got tired of putting up with her Sh*t." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #48 April 9, 2009 I saw a poster for that once....I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifell 0 #49 April 9, 2009 No teeth, no hands Lots of enthusiasm and lots of saliva When you think there is too much saliva your doing it right but just in case make more saliva and then just a bit more... you know to get a good drip going Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #50 April 9, 2009 turtle ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
