Mazz 0 #1 April 20, 2009 http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ Got any other contenders?In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 April 20, 2009 FUCKING NARWHALS!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #3 April 20, 2009 I think I have to vomit now. Although I do like the comment when one guy said...Wholly shit how did you fit so many women into that dress? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #4 April 20, 2009 Was it just me or does anyone else think they could land an F-18 on her forehead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #5 April 20, 2009 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3299811;search_string=subaru%20thread;#3299811 The thread that this thread refers to is some of the funniest reading I've ever seen online. Elvisio "this white powder rocks"Rodriguez Edit: grammamar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 April 20, 2009 This makes me laugh loudly. And so does this. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,346 #7 April 20, 2009 QuoteFUCKING NARWHALS!!!! WOO HOO!!! THEY'RE LIKE WHALES WITH HORNZ!!!"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #8 April 20, 2009 To the 1st I say, a scuba mask and snorkel,...really? And the second, disgusting, and hilarious What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #9 April 20, 2009 QuoteFUCKING NARWHALS!!!! That's one of the funniest hijacks ever. Edit: In fact, I liked it enough to save a copy ==>Narwhals<==My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #10 April 20, 2009 Quotehttp://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/ Got any other contenders? holy crap if i was in uni id kicked outa class for LOLing so much "Yeah, he was probably regretting it as she was eating him. She wasn't looking for a mate, she was looking for a snack." holy crap thats amazingDudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #11 April 20, 2009 Quote This makes me laugh loudly. And so does this. Blues, Dave That second story had me rolling! I would have loved to see that video (is that sick?)BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 April 20, 2009 Quote This makes me laugh loudly. And so does this. Blues, Dave That second one is absolutely hysterical! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryno118 0 #13 April 20, 2009 "Her vomiting all over my bed, me vomiting on her ass" LMAO! classic Live hard, Live fast, Die broke. D.S. 118118 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 April 20, 2009 Quote And so does this. OMG, I feel so dirty for laughing as hard as I did at that. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #15 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote And so does this. OMG, I feel so dirty for laughing as hard as I did at that. +1 "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #16 April 20, 2009 QuoteQuoteFUCKING NARWHALS!!!! WOO HOO!!! THEY'RE LIKE WHALES WITH HORNZ!!! RRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!111!!Shiftone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #17 April 20, 2009 QuoteOMG, I feel so dirty I just wanted to quote that out of context."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 25 #18 April 20, 2009 QuoteGot any other contenders? Things I learned from my patients. Just remember that when you go to the doctor, it could end up on the internet...-- Tom Aiello [email protected] SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 April 21, 2009 from that last one: Quote if the two dudes live in YOUR city, don't sit out on your front porch reading the bible and minding your own business at 2 AM unless you are praying to be shot Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 April 21, 2009 John Titor. He has been the most epic posters thus far in the relatively short history of the internet. This guy's posts were actually made into a book. http://www.johntitor.com/--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #21 April 21, 2009 QuoteFUCKING NARWHALS!!!! I've seen various documentaries about Narwhals. I've read a lot about their lives and habitats. I'm not a Narwhal expert but I'm certainly not someone who knows nothing about Narwhals. Now that I have explained my credentials, I feel that I have to say that I'm still not sure that I can believe they exist. Obviously they do, but I sometimes feel that perhaps Narwhals are too cool to actually be in this reality. It's like when you're having an amazing dream and you're boning Cameron Diaz while flying Airwolf and machine gunning republican voting lines while snorting cocaine off Hannah Montana's buttocks. Anyway, it's about that stage you realise that this is all just a bit too good to be real and it must be a dream and then you wake up. Anyway, that is how I feel about Narwhals, and so I'm just waiting for the time when I wake up and find out someone has just glued a rolled up tube onto a dolphin or something.It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 April 21, 2009 Kiss Better world Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #23 April 21, 2009 +1"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #24 April 21, 2009 Quote It's like when you're having an amazing dream and you're boning Cameron Diaz while flying Airwolf and machine gunning republican voting lines while snorting cocaine off Hannah Montana's buttocks. This one's got to be up there on the epic post list Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #25 April 21, 2009 QuoteKiss Better world Kiss sucks. Mini Kiss is the best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
