Bibliophile 0 #1 July 4, 2009 Hello, everybody. So I finally graduated AFF yesterday. Of course, I get told about having to buy everybody beer (which I already knew). The only problem is: I don't drink, and for similar reasons, I don't buy alcohol. So I did the next best thing: I bought some cases of soda. But it made me wonder: Am I the only one here who doesn't drink? Or I am condemned to stick out like a sore thumb among skydivers, because I don't partake in the beer tradition? Anybody?"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 July 4, 2009 You have to be trolling, a case of soda? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliophile 0 #3 July 4, 2009 No, I am not trolling. BTW, the cases of soda was popsjumper's idea."You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #4 July 4, 2009 No, you aren't alone. Some don't drink for religious reasons. Others are in recovery. It is a pretty prevalent activity, but I've never seen anyone belittled or ostracized for not drinking. One of the advantages is that it's usually pretty easy to get on sunrise loads because everyone else was up late partying."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 July 4, 2009 In this day and age where alcoholism is a major issue with many people, be it do to themselves having issues with drinking or having a close friend or family member who has issues with drinking, not drinking and or not choosing to drinking isn't that unusual and shouldn't be looked as such. I'm sure every one at you DZ greatly appreciated the gesture and are happy with you being a part of the community. I've only been in this sport for 2 months and I've only meet great, kind hearted, and understanding individuals.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pontiacgtp00 0 #6 July 4, 2009 No you aren't. I rarely ever drink, not for religious reasons but just because I don't like the buzz or whatever. There are other better ways to make yourself dizzy. Anytime someone asks why I don't buy beer, I simply say "I don't drink it, so I don't buy it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 July 4, 2009 Quote You have to be trolling, a case of soda? fuck off gitI dont drink and have often bought soft drink (soda) for the bar. I buy beer for my milestones, and soda for my infringmentscomplain once and you'll never get a beer from me EVERYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #8 July 4, 2009 I dont have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down...no problem! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #9 July 4, 2009 I go dry every year from June to November to train for the NYC Marathon. You're not the only one, and it's fine. I bought a cube fridge for the Ranch when I graduated AFF. It's cool. Besides, it's a shitload easier at the bonfire to focus the camera on other people being idiots when you're sober and they're not. :)_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 July 4, 2009 Actually, I quit drinkin' a week ago. Gettin' ready to quit smokin' here in a day or so... whenever I'm done with the pack I'm on. In a month or so, I'll get back to drinkin'. I've seen people buy cases of soda all over the place. I've even seen skydivers pass on a free beer opportunity in Eloy. First time I went there, I brought a case, walked into the bar, bought a drink, announced that there was more beer on my by the bonfire, and moved out to the bonfire... no one showed so I drank a case to myself. Squeak was there. I've seen non-drinkers split the case 50-50 between soda and beer. I've seen non-drinkers just buy a case of beer and not partake. End of story... no you're not the only skydiver who doesn't drink. No you're not weird for buyin' soda. Shut up Copeland or else I'm deportin' your ass! You still bought a case and were able to celebrate with everyone. Congrats brother. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 July 4, 2009 I'd say buy cases of bottled water or gatorade. It's better to stay hydrated at the dropzone, in lieu of drinking pop.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 July 4, 2009 Quote I'd say buy cases of bottled water or gatorade. It's better to stay hydrated at the dropzone, in lieu of drinking pop. You will drink the soda and you will like it!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #13 July 4, 2009 Quote But it made me wonder: Am I the only one here who doesn't drink? Probably Quote Or I am condemned to stick out like a sore thumb among skydivers, because I don't partake in the beer tradition? Anybody? Probably not ... I drink tequila or vodka myself - I don't like beer. I don't feel singled out or chastised for it. I have a great time socializing at the drop zone ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #14 July 4, 2009 So, when you owe, you do buy a case of Vodka? I gotta go jump up there with you "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 July 4, 2009 Quote Gettin' ready to quit smokin' here in a day or so... Still playin' THAT old fuckin' tune huh Jarhead?! If you're quiting then I guess you finally learned how to pack! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #16 July 4, 2009 Quote Quote Gettin' ready to quit smokin' here in a day or so... Still playin' THAT old fuckin' tune huh Jarhead?! If you're quiting then I guess you finally learned how to pack! Sure am, Moses! How bout you? you still puffin' on them things? Care for a double or nothin'? Pack? Hell I just pay people to do that for me now.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #17 July 4, 2009 No, i dont drink or buy beer for religious reasons. I dont critize people for drinking, thats their freedom to do it. but thats not a bad idea to buy gatorade for everyone.. i think i will do that when i get my A license!! hopefully soon!!"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #18 July 4, 2009 I'm a Russian skydiver who doesn't drink..much. It's almost a double paradox. When there are opportunities to drink, I am usually driving. So, the desire not to leave my car anywhere + the desire not to rely on anyone else to get me home + the fact that I drink 1 or 2 drinks at most on any given outing keeps me pretty sober. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #19 July 4, 2009 Quote No, i dont drink or buy beer for religious reasons. I dont critize people for drinking, thats their freedom to do it. but thats not a bad idea to buy gatorade for everyone.. i think i will do that when i get my A license!! hopefully soon!! Remember: on a hot day, popsicles or ice cream can go just as far as beer.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #20 July 5, 2009 Quote Quote No, i dont drink or buy beer for religious reasons. I dont critize people for drinking, thats their freedom to do it. but thats not a bad idea to buy gatorade for everyone.. i think i will do that when i get my A license!! hopefully soon!! Remember: on a hot day, popsicles or ice cream can go just as far as beer. Yeah, but who ever heard of "popsicle goggles"? Nobody'd ever get laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #21 July 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote No, i dont drink or buy beer for religious reasons. I dont critize people for drinking, thats their freedom to do it. but thats not a bad idea to buy gatorade for everyone.. i think i will do that when i get my A license!! hopefully soon!! Remember: on a hot day, popsicles or ice cream can go just as far as beer. Yeah, but who ever heard of "popsicle goggles"? Nobody'd ever get laid. No one ever said there couldn't be booze in the popsicles... liquor and fruit popsicles... mmmmSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,069 #22 July 5, 2009 Chili Releno doesn't drink. He had a beer offense. He went to the store and bought beaucoup root beer and ice cream and made everyone a root "beer" float. They were fantastic.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #23 July 5, 2009 Don't feel bad... In the eighties I thought I HAD to be the only jumper that didn't do coke or smoke dope. I was Looong through with that stuff when it was very popular at the DZ. Don't sweat it. Go jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #24 July 5, 2009 I generally don't care for the taste and don't need the effects, so I rarely drink anything at all and then in tremendous moderation. No. You are not alone. Doesn't bother me, though.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gregpso 1 #25 July 5, 2009 No I do not. Just starting jumping again 9 tandems last 12 months will be doing AFF soon. I can see I will not fit in after jumping as ceased as I hate alcohol. (I seen the results of it at work all the time) Not much point me ever turning up to a skydive camp cause I would be on the outer all week after dark. (Also a bit boring if every one else is drunk and your sober ) I am sure there are plenty of others like us. QuoteI tend to be a bit different. enjoyed my time in the sport or is it an industry these days ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
