JohnMitchell 14 #26 August 4, 2009 "Like showing a pocket watch to a hog." - Explaining something to a person or group that has no clue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #27 August 4, 2009 "Why wipe your ass? It's only going to get dirty again!" answer to "why do i have to sweep the floor, it's only going to get dirty again"_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #28 August 4, 2009 My great grandmother (1882-1965) always said, "If ignorance is bliss, a lot of people should be covered in blisters." "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" is one of my favorites for describing something really trick.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 150 #29 August 4, 2009 Quote My great grandmother (1882-1965) always said, "If ignorance is bliss, a lot of people should be covered in blisters." "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" is one of my favorites for describing something really trick. I knew someone whose nickname was blister - he always appeared when the work had been doneExperienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 August 4, 2009 As welcome as a turn in a swimming pool. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #31 August 4, 2009 I knew a bloke in the RAF that we called Throm ... short for Thrombosis ..... because he was a complete clot (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 August 4, 2009 QuoteMy great grandmother (1882-1965) always said, "If ignorance is bliss, a lot of people should be covered in blisters." "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" is one of my favorites for describing something really trick. Slicker than Cat Snot on a linoleum floor! Best thing since Sliced BreadI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #33 August 4, 2009 Bloke #1 : That girl is hot .. Bloke #2 : She'll do for practise ...... save ruining a good one. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #34 August 4, 2009 The beatings will continue until morale improves."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #35 August 4, 2009 Got any naked pics of your Mom? You look familiar... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #36 August 4, 2009 QuoteThe beatings will continue until morale improves. See that bird over there? Yeah - that one's good from far - but FAR from good!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #37 August 4, 2009 butter face www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #38 August 4, 2009 Quote Some of my favorite descriptive comments: Easter egg on legs (fat person) I've seen more meat on a vegan buffet (skinny person) Smaller than a gnats cock (small item) Up and down like a whores drawers (can be widely used - stock market, wifes moods, engineering parameter, sales figures etc) Would like to hear some others "On a scale from 1 to 10 he/she is a 747." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #39 August 4, 2009 Quote butter face 20 footer. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote butter face 20 footer. I think I can figure that one out - but do explain.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #41 August 5, 2009 Sound off like you gotta pair. letem swing Candyass. (guy scratching) panty crickets are a bitch huh! I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong. eat it like a fat kid eats cake. I pulled my pud so many times in the shower,every time it rains I get a woody.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #42 August 5, 2009 Visualize whirled peas gaytarded Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #43 August 5, 2009 Quote Quote Quote butter face 20 footer. I think I can figure that one out - but do explain. A "20 footer" is someone who looks smokin' from 20 feet away but close up... not so much. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #44 August 5, 2009 or a restraining order. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 August 5, 2009 Quote or a restraining order. Restraining orders have more space than 20'. At least the ROs that I've seen when I was issuing warrants and summonses when I was a Deputy Court Administrator.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #46 August 5, 2009 Butter face She has a smokin' body, but her face looks like hell.CYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #47 August 5, 2009 How many times do I have to flush you before you'll go away? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #48 August 5, 2009 So short you... could sit on a dime and swing your legs. need a ladder to climb into your shoes. So ugly you... have to sneak up on a glass of water. need a pork chop around your neck so the dogs will play with you.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #49 August 5, 2009 Quoteyou guys have reminded me of a few more. She's so hot she would give a bishop a hard-on Does a bear shit in the woods? Also heard this one mangled as does the pope shit in the woods. Following does a bear shit in the woods: Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Are the Kennedys gun shy?Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 1 #50 August 5, 2009 reply] I knew someone whose nickname was blister - he always appeared when the work had been done Some people have a knack for good timming.Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
