Nataly 38 #1 November 12, 2009 So I got up this morning and got dressed for work and did my usual routine and then managed to get a blob of yoghourt on my bloody work trousers.. So I thought "oh fuck - that was my last pair of work-trousers".. In a panic, I rummaged through my closet, only to find that 99% of what I could wear to work is summer attire, except for my *gasp* dresses.. Fuck, fuck, fuck.. I *hate* wearing dresses.. So I put on dress after dress and thought - no fucking way I'm wearing that to work.. So I tried to wash my trousers - no luck.. The stain wasn't the kind that you could just soak away.. So I threw on a simple black cocktail dress. Then I looked down and thought: "FUCK.. I haven't shaved my legs in about 1 year.." So I put on some leggings.. Then I thought.. SHIT.. My hair looks like a fucking mess.. So I threw on a head-band. Then I looked at the time and thought.. FUCK, I'm fucking late, fuck me this is so fucking shit. So I get to work, and all day I'm dealing with this crisis about a company holding on to all of our christmas stock because we haven't paid them and they're threatening to sue us and if we don't sort everything out, and this would result in us losing about £2m of sales.. So at the end of the day, I'm still on the bloody phone when the entire floor walks down to my desk hollering "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!" And I realise to my horror that I've forgotten my own damned birthday with all the shit at work and my exams, etc.. So not only did everyone really cheer me up by remembering my birthday, but perversely enough, I was dressed nicely!!! AND, I managed to solve the crisis, so our Christmas sales will all go according to plan!!! What a day!!!! My birthday isn't actually until Saturday, but I've got study leave tomorrow.. Seriously.. I need to chill out...! I'm now enjoying a glass of wine and about to put on a movie.. I bloody deserve it!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 November 12, 2009 Glad all turned out well. Now go shave your legs! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #3 November 12, 2009 Happy Birthday..when you celebrate it on Sunday I will be flying overhead heading back home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 November 12, 2009 Happy Birthday Nataly!!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisHandl 0 #5 November 12, 2009 Awesome I've had days like those and none of them ended up with a surprise celebration at work! Relax, enjoy and happy birtday--you deserve it! All your dropzone are belong to us Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #6 November 12, 2009 Happy Birthday!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #7 November 12, 2009 Happy Birthday, Nat! I'm glad everything worked out for you, we all have had those days. Seriously, you haven't shaved your legs in about 1 year..!? ...bothers me even with just 1 day."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 November 12, 2009 Well Happy Birthday to you. Hope you have a great one. And you should dress up more often. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #9 November 12, 2009 Quote Seriously, you haven't shaved your legs in about 1 year..!? ...bothers me even with just 1 day. Yeah.. Singledom and stress at work.. I really need to sort out my priorities, huh?!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #10 November 12, 2009 show us your.....legs smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #11 November 12, 2009 Happy birthday Nataly And congrats on your excellent crisis management skills Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa uuuutiiii huuundraaaadeeee åååår “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 November 12, 2009 Quote Happy birthday Nataly And congrats on your excellent crisis management skills Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa uuuutiiii huuundraaaadeeee åååår Ha ha ha!! TACK!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 November 12, 2009 Quote So I thought "oh fuck - that was my last pair of work-trousers".. In a panic, I rummaged through my closet, only to find that 99% of what I could wear to work is summer attire, except for my *gasp* dresses.. Fuck, fuck, fuck.. I *hate* wearing dresses.. So I put on dress after dress and thought - no fucking way I'm wearing that to work.. So I tried to wash my trousers - no luck.. The stain wasn't the kind that you could just soak away.. So I threw on a simple black cocktail dress. Then I looked down and thought: "FUCK.. I haven't shaved my legs in about 1 year.." So I put on some leggings.. Then I thought.. SHIT.. My hair looks like a fucking mess.. So I threw on a head-band. Then I looked at the time and thought.. FUCK, I'm fucking late, fuck me this is so fucking shit. You sounded like you could have had a role in the movie "Four Weddings and a Funeral". "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #14 November 12, 2009 Happy birthday, Nataly!!! I'm glad that everything worked out for you! Fyi, I love having smooth skin everywhere daily, even if nobody else gets to feel my legs/body. That said, both Orchid and I don't live in the U.K. We get around via cars (instead of taking the Underground), have awesome bathrooms in our homes with all the hot water that we could need and have weather that is much kinder to our skin, than people do in some other countries. Living in the UK guarantees cold weather, perhaps smaller bathrooms and tougher conditions on the skin. If it doesn't bother you to not shave, I think that your priorities are just fine under your circumstances, Nataly. I love the UK, and I hope to meet you soon, lovely girl!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #15 November 12, 2009 Quote Quote Happy birthday Nataly And congrats on your excellent crisis management skills Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa, Jaaaa mååå hooon leeeevaaaa uuuutiiii huuundraaaadeeee åååår Ha ha ha!! TACK!!! If my memory serves me right I believe you sang to me whan it was my b-day.... The least I can do is to return "the favour" “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 November 12, 2009 And here we were thinking that you got called after sex.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #17 November 12, 2009 QuoteSo I got up this morning and got dressed for work and did my usual routine and then managed to get a blob of yoghourt on my bloody work trousers.. So I thought "oh fuck - that was my last pair of work-trousers".. In a panic, I rummaged through my closet, only to find that 99% of what I could wear to work is summer attire, except for my *gasp* dresses.. Fuck, fuck, fuck.. I *hate* wearing dresses.. So I put on dress after dress and thought - no fucking way I'm wearing that to work.. So I tried to wash my trousers - no luck.. The stain wasn't the kind that you could just soak away.. So I threw on a simple black cocktail dress. Then I looked down and thought: "FUCK.. I haven't shaved my legs in about 1 year.." So I put on some leggings.. Then I thought.. SHIT.. My hair looks like a fucking mess.. So I threw on a head-band. Then I looked at the time and thought.. FUCK, I'm fucking late, fuck me this is so fucking shit. Here's how the same story would be if experienced by a man:"Dropped food on trousers. Shrugged. Went to work." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #18 November 12, 2009 I thought this was going to be about your friend finally getting a phone call or getting laid again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #19 November 12, 2009 Quote...bloody work trousers.. ...the bloody phone... This is frightening. Are you an assassin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 November 13, 2009 Quote This is frightening. Are you an assassin? I admit, when I read "bloody trousers", my first thought was "why did you put on bloody trousers?". (I understood the intended-use of said term "bloody" a half-second later...) The frightening part is my first thought was not even why they were bloody in the first place. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #21 November 13, 2009 Happy Birthday Nataly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #22 November 13, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #23 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote ...bloody work trousers.. ...the bloody phone... This is frightening. Are you an assassin? Oh shit - Freudian slip!! Edit: Had to re-read all these posts - too fucking funny everyone!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #24 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote ...bloody work trousers.. ...the bloody phone... This is frightening. Are you an assassin? Oh shit - Freudian slip!! Edit: Had to re-read all these posts - too fucking funny everyone!! I notice you deftly avoid answering the question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #25 November 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote ...bloody work trousers.. ...the bloody phone... This is frightening. Are you an assassin? Oh shit - Freudian slip!! Edit: Had to re-read all these posts - too fucking funny everyone!! I notice you deftly avoid answering the question. Shhhh.. Or you will be dealt with."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
