Nataly 38 #1 December 17, 2009 Ok.. I've lost a pile of weight lately due to stress, illness, etc.. :( I really didn't need to lost the weight, and I'm sure I will be ok again in a few weeks.. But here's the immediate problem: I'm going to a party this evening and had to go buy a dress.. Which made me realise I needed to buy a bra.. Which to my horror I couldn't do.. Apparently, they don't make anything smaller than an AA cup... I mean, fucking hell.. I used to generously fill a C cup.. It made me want to cry.. Didn't realise I'd deflated quite so much.. WAAAAAAAHHHHH!! I want my boobies back! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 December 17, 2009 Massage the area firmly, vigorously and intensively for 4 hours and call back with the results... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #3 December 17, 2009 We need before and after pics to confirm this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 December 17, 2009 TPIWWOP!!!! You could always Try what my Brother once suggested to his wife. He said "Take some Toilet Paper and rub it between your Breasts once or twice a day." She said, "Are you saying that will make my Boobs bigger?" To which he replied.. "Well just look at how well its worked for your ASS!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #5 December 17, 2009 More than a mouth full is a waste, so you are perfect! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #6 December 17, 2009 ------ Apparently, they don't make anything smaller than an AA cup... I mean, fucking hell.. I used to generously fill a C cup.. It made me want to cry.. Didn't realise I'd deflated quite so much.. WAAAAAAAHHHHH!! I want my boobies back! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Would you convert that into an equation for us guys. Pictures would also be acceptable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 December 17, 2009 Quote It made me want to cry.. I'm starting to tear up a bit myself. Sorry for your loss, Nat. But I always thought the best meat was close to the bone.Hey, go grab a cheese burger right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 December 17, 2009 I've heard that too. "The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat." Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote It made me want to cry.. I'm starting to tear up a bit myself. Sorry for your loss, Nat. But I always thought the best meat was close to the bone.Hey, go grab a cheese burger right now. In fact get a couple of 'em ...and stuff the C-cup bra! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 December 17, 2009 With buns like yours, who needs boobs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #11 December 17, 2009 Quote With buns like yours, who needs boobs? ha ha ha!! Awww.. Thanks everyone To make it more visual for the boys (without a picture).. C cup = more than a handful. AA is the smallest size possible, so almost flat.. Think mosquito bites... Boo hoo.."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #12 December 17, 2009 Chicken cutlets work too.... Seriously, they will come back once you return to your normal weight. Don't sweat it. BTW, if they are that small, what do you need a bra for anyways??? "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 December 17, 2009 That's one very Brave man (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #14 December 17, 2009 QuoteChicken cutlets work too.... Seriously, they will come back once you return to your normal weight. Don't sweat it. BTW, if they are that small, what do you need a bra for anyways??? To prevent the nipples from being too protuberant!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 December 17, 2009 You say that, like it's a bad thing (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 December 17, 2009 QuoteQuoteChicken cutlets work too.... Seriously, they will come back once you return to your normal weight. Don't sweat it. BTW, if they are that small, what do you need a bra for anyways??? To prevent the nipples from being too protuberant!! Most women put a bra on backwards to clip it and then spin it around. Instead, take the AA bra, clip it on and don't turn it. The strap will cover the nips, and cup part will fit comfortably on your shoulder blades in the back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #17 December 17, 2009 QuoteQuoteChicken cutlets work too.... Seriously, they will come back once you return to your normal weight. Don't sweat it. BTW, if they are that small, what do you need a bra for anyways??? To prevent the nipples from being too protuberant!! Uhm, pasties? "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 December 17, 2009 Quote You say that, like it's a bad thing Just think of the billions of £ losses due to all those bankers who won't be able to concentrate on their work for the next 5 days whilst their boner refuses to heel!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #19 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Chicken cutlets work too.... Seriously, they will come back once you return to your normal weight. Don't sweat it. BTW, if they are that small, what do you need a bra for anyways??? To prevent the nipples from being too protuberant!! Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #20 December 17, 2009 Quote Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! The removaaaaaalll!!!! Owwwiiieee!!! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! The removaaaaaalll!!!! Owwwiiieee!!! Meh.. How bad can it be?? Edit.. Well, duct tape it is.. I'm off in a few minutes now.. Will let you all know how it turned out! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #22 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! The removaaaaaalll!!!! Owwwiiieee!!! Meh.. How bad can it be?? Edit.. Well, duct tape it is.. I'm off in a few minutes now.. Will let you all know how it turned out! No, no, no, you're not getting it. Don't let us know, post pics!!!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #23 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! The removaaaaaalll!!!! Owwwiiieee!!! Meh.. How bad can it be?? Edit.. Well, duct tape it is.. I'm off in a few minutes now.. Will let you all know how it turned out! Its not that bad Have fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #24 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Uhm, pasties? Think it might have to be duct tape.. Ahh duct tape.. The solution to all the world's problems!! The removaaaaaalll!!!! Owwwiiieee!!! Meh.. How bad can it be?? Edit.. Well, duct tape it is.. I'm off in a few minutes now.. Will let you all know how it turned out! use painters tape, much easier removal. really though, my wife had major back surgery, and still cant wear a bra (oh poor me ) because the strap goes across the surgery area where nerves are still healing, so she wears a sweater when we go out, or does the long sleeve with t-shirt over. really though, nipples are hot! so em if ya got em! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smirniof 0 #25 December 17, 2009 Quote Massage the area firmly, vigorously and intensively for 4 hours and call back with the results... Talk to your doctor. I read on the internet some birth control pills can increase your cup size. Could be a problem with your hormones. Mircea :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
