What's your stupidest Xmas gift this year?

[Airviking 0]

I got a pair of laser-sited office scissors. I can't imagine how I got by without them.

I believe you have my stapler.

[skymama 35]

I got a mixer in a Dirty Santa game. Seriously, Mom, a mixer? I made her give me the receipt...she got it at Macy's, so I think I'll be able to find something a little better.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[JohnMitchell 14]

I didn't get anything dumb this year. Of course, I'm easy to buy for. Get me scotch, chocolate, or another book on airplanes and you're done.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

I didn't get anything. My joy comes in giving to others.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[cocheese 0]

My friend who has 3 teen age boys that think they are comedians, got him a zebra print Snuggie and a ladies pink Shake Weight.

Now that's love.

[Airviking 0]

Also featured under this year's Christmas tree:

A bottle of fart spray.
A package of chocolate bleu cheese pecans.

I believe you have my stapler.

[vanair 0]

my brother gave me a knitted finger puppet, said it was a penis warmer.

[Nataly 38]

Because I've just moved I got bugger all for Christmas (in terms of presies), but got everything I wanted (in terms of what matters).

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

[david3 0]

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I got a pair of laser-sited office scissors. I can't imagine how I got by without them.

I can’t beat “a pair of laser-sited office scissors”. I actually looked them up online because I just had to see them. Unbelievable!

I did get a rechargeable automatic wine bottle opener. Another product that is a solution to a problem I didn’t have. The things they will add power to amazes me. Like the cordless handheld can opener. It already existed; you just had to power it yourself. I can understand if you are arthritic or physically compromised in some other way but come on, if you are able bodied and want one of these things I don’t get it. Just one more thing you have to find a place to store it. Crap like this keeps me in white elephant gifts for the rest of my life and then some.

PS If you really think this opener is something you would want, let me know and I’ll send it to you.
Sorry, continental US only.

[roostnureye 2]

i got you all beat i got a wind up pooping penguin!
it poops real candy!! thanks mom

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[ManagingPrime 0]

I did not receive any stupid gifts, but I gave one: Package of AA batteries...yeah, I'm classy.

[jim_32766 0]

I didn't really get a dumb one this year, and oddly enough my best present was from my mother-in-law. Go figure!

The meaning of life . . . is to make life have meaning.

[skymama 35]

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I did get a rechargeable automatic wine bottle opener.

I have one and LOVE it!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[david3 0]

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I did get a rechargeable automatic wine bottle opener.

I have one and LOVE it!

Why doesn't that surprise me? You were exactly who I was thinking of when I asked if anyone wanted it. Anybody else interested?

[mutumbo 0]

im good with my manual wine bottle opener, i dont drink enough wine to justify one, lol


i did get my mom who loves pigs this . . .


http://www.wisconsingoods.com/Porker-the-Pig-Hat-P762C67.aspx

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[LongWayToFall 0]

Dude WTF! My brother bought me a camo snuggie. Fuckin asshole man.

[Andy9o8 0]

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Dude WTF! My brother bought me a camo snuggie. Fuckin asshole man.

Ha ha, you're such a liar. Just because you won't be caught dead being seen in one doesn't mean you won't use it when nobody's looking.

[Baksteen 84]

My girlfriend and I moved in together this year.

So what better gift than six plates (from person A), and two coffee mugs and two identical tea pots (from person B)?

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[vanair 0]

Camo so no one will see you wearing it!

[flashvortx 0]

The Air Force gave me a deployment to the desert. However, we ended up temporarily losing our clearance into the country so we've been stuck in Spain for about 2 weeks. Turned out alright after all! Best wishes to everyone that is already out there.

[thrillstalker 0]

suprisingly, i didnt get anything stupid this year.

"Never grow a wishbone, where your backbone ought to be."

[PLFKING 3]

Stupidest gift I saw given this year is a tie.......either the doll that poops (she poops out her food, then supposedly the child saves it and feeds it to the doll again anytime she wants to witness the miracle of defecation), or the miniature marshmallow gun.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[mutumbo 0]

marshmellow gun??? sounds fun!!

Thanatos340(on landing rounds)--
Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet.

[turtlespeed 212]

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marshmellow gun??? sounds fun!!

This may could be a nice NSFW thread -

think of how to get the marshmallows to stick to a naked target -

and then think of how to get them off.

I'm thinking chocolate syrup, or honey . . .

maybe some thick hot chocolate painted on her - then stand back and take pot shots at her . . .

hmmmm.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LongWayToFall 0]

Hahaha! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.........

The box is the greatest ever though. It says "You can wear it anywhere!" and has a picture of a guy in the middle of the forest fly fishing a small stream. REALLY??? hahahaha!