virgin-burner 1 #1 January 25, 2011 ..then you die! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #2 January 25, 2011 pretty-fucking-simple, isnt it!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 January 25, 2011 I could tell you some stories, these days Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 January 25, 2011 bring it on! yuppy-ye-aye-ay; i DARE you!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 January 25, 2011 Quote ..then you die! Unless you jump off of a building and land on a cab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote ..then you die! Unless you jump off of a building and land on a cab. life would all of a sudden be "one hell of a ride", right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 January 25, 2011 ..then you die! Wanna bet?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 January 25, 2011 Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycamefalling 0 #9 January 25, 2011 Haha......love these threads!!!Speedracer~I predict that Michael Jackson will rise from the dead. And that a giant radioactive duck will emerge from the ocean and eat Baltimore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #10 January 25, 2011 i'm glad to entertain you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #11 January 25, 2011 I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I."I kept my distance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 January 25, 2011 Quote I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I."I kept my distance. should of gotten her # for me then.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #13 January 25, 2011 That phrase 'Life's X and the you die' always reminds me of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZXobZVNSRoYour rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craterpond 0 #14 January 25, 2011 Quote ..then you die! Then you loose your connection when talking to one of your American buddies...Sorrry my phone died yesterday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #15 January 25, 2011 Oh stop whinging it can always be worse. At least you still have a penis and your hand. Neither of which ignore you or talk back to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #16 January 25, 2011 Or then you go to Yuma. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 January 25, 2011 QuoteI saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I." I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #18 January 25, 2011 QuoteQuoteI saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I." I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that! Well try a little experiment. Get the shirt and wear it for a week or so and report back to us how people treated you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #19 January 25, 2011 Theb she wants to move in with youYour lucky if you get off easy by dying Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #20 January 25, 2011 QuoteQuoteI saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I." I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that! Truth in advertising. Fair warning. Legal disclaimer. Take your pick. :)I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craterpond 0 #21 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I." I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that! It is called, "No I am not single, I am NOT interested in anything you have to say, Leave me the fuck alone , I am sick of jerks like you thinking I will find your punk ass interesting!" just says it in much fewer words..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #22 January 25, 2011 Quote Quote Quote I saw a really hot woman wearing a shirt that said "Life's a bitch and so am I." I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that! It is called, "No I am not single, I am NOT interested in anything you have to say, Leave me the fuck alone , I am sick of jerks like you thinking I will find your punk ass interesting!" just says it in much fewer words..... If science is ever able to advance to asexual reproduction for females us guys are doomed.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roxxx 0 #23 January 25, 2011 "Life's a bitch and then ya marry one." (If you're stupid... ignorance can be fixed, stupidity can not.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #24 January 25, 2011 QuoteThat phrase 'Life's X and the you die' always reminds me of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZXobZVNSRo It always remind me of THIS one. And I have THIS, but I try not to look at life that way anymore, so I have'n't used it in a while."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #25 January 25, 2011 Quote I always wonder what the motivation is when I see someone wearing something like that! It is called, "No I am not single, I am NOT interested in anything you have to say, Leave me the fuck alone , I am sick of jerks like you thinking I will find your punk ass interesting!" just says it in much fewer words.....You got it. Why do great looking women act like bitches sometimes? 'Cause if they even smile at us, we act like idiots around them trying to get into their pants.Another t-shirt worn by an uber hot babe in an FJC a friend of mine was teaching said "Yes, I do, but not with you." Pretty much lets you know to walk away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
