iluvtofly 0 #1 March 7, 2011 you will no longer have a want to have sex with another human being? Having a discussion with a fellow dz.commer (a guy) who says that one day sex toys will be so advanced that you won't even want to have sex with someone else. Then you won't have all the excess bullshit to put up with. I say, that yes sex toys are great, and they're bound to get better. But, there is no true replacement for body pressing against body and all the other things you get with another person. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 March 7, 2011 It didn't work out so well in Demolition Man, now did it?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #3 March 7, 2011 I've already put in my pre-order for a Cherry 2000. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 March 7, 2011 Quoteyou will no longer have a want to have sex with another human being? Having a discussion with a fellow dz.commer (a guy) who says that one day sex toys will be so advanced that you won't even want to have sex with someone else. Then you won't have all the excess bullshit to put up with. I say, that yes sex toys are great, and they're bound to get better. But, there is no true replacement for body pressing against body and all the other things you get with another person. If yes, this guy is a pioneer.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #5 March 7, 2011 You should add.....will technology ever advance enough to allow you to spell the thread title correctly! And you know I'm all about robots that have fluids and run at 98.6. As long as they aren't so real that they whine or nag me like a real womanSex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #6 March 7, 2011 As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 March 7, 2011 Quote I've already put in my pre-order for a Cherry 2000. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot Yeah sure why not. Look we men love you ladies! WE really really do...but...let's face it. Getting a "hot" girl is just way too much work! Look good, smell good, right shoes, say the right things.......ah frack it. I'll just buy Cherry 2000 [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you. Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software. Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me? Fry: Hmm, not right now. Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you. [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you. Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software. Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me? Fry: Hmm, not right now. Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 March 7, 2011 Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. Thank you! A girl who understands exactly what I'm saying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 March 7, 2011 Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. And something else on her face as well Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #10 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote I've already put in my pre-order for a Cherry 2000. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Dated_a_Robot Yeah sure why not. Look we men love you ladies! WE really really do...but...let's face it. Getting a "hot" girl is just way too much work! Look good, smell good, right shoes, say the right things.......ah frack it. I'll just buy Cherry 2000 [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you. Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software. Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me? Fry: Hmm, not right now. Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you. [Fry has purchased a robotic Lucy Liu] Fry: Did you hear that? She likes me. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well Duh, she's programmed to like you. Fry: But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more then just a piece of software. Lucy Liu robot: Would you like to take a moment to register me? Fry: Hmm, not right now. Lucy Liu robot: [tussling Fry's hair] I'll remind you later, you hot stud you. ---------------------------------------------------------- I think its quite possible the only way shah could find his 'perfect' mate would be in a robot fit to his specifications. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 March 7, 2011 Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #13 March 7, 2011 No -but that "People of WalMart" is turning me off to a lot of humans. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #14 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? heeeeey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? heeeeey can i pack your - uhm, chute!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #16 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? heeeeey can i pack your - uhm, chute!? that should be a new pick up line. I'm sure it would be a hit at dropzones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #17 March 7, 2011 Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. and there's nothing a good girl's smile to put a penis in her face scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #18 March 7, 2011 Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. As annoying as women can get, there's nothing like a good lay to put a smile on a guys face."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #19 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? Well, he's horny again, so he must be feeling better."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #20 March 7, 2011 glad im not the only one who thought of demolition man and futurama when i first read thisThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #21 March 7, 2011 "Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?" "Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... fluid transfer?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #22 March 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote As annoying as guys can get, there's nothing like a good penis to put a smile on a girls face. how YOU doin'!? Well, he's horny again, so he must be feeling better. dude, if i'm not "horny" as you put it, then i'm dead..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #23 March 7, 2011 "I think, therefore I am" -- René Descartes "If i'm not horny, then i'm dead" -- virgin-burner "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 March 8, 2011 Quote "I think, therefore I am" -- René Descartes "If i'm not horny, then i'm dead" -- virgin-burner gotta keep it classy, u know!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #25 March 8, 2011 I'm a sucker for a passionate kiss, I'm going to vote no.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
