shropshire 0 #26 May 20, 2011 Quote I used the "honey the world is going to end so we need to be together at least one more time before doomsday" line on the wife last night, and it worked!!!! I tried that one on your Mrs too (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #27 May 20, 2011 Quote Quote So , according to some people on the news this morning the world is going to come to an end tomorrow and I was just wondering how everyone plans on filling their final day. I'm going to work but might treat myself to a nice lunch just in case. I think some retail therapy is in order Good idea. I mean, if the world really is ending I won't have to pay my credit card bill when it comes due. I can go nuts! Today is also my dad's 75th birthday. He's probably celebrating extra hard knowing that it's his last birthday ever. (Actually I fully expect it's business as usual - a quiet day with my mom and maybe dinner out!)."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #28 May 20, 2011 Quote Good idea. I mean, if the world really is ending I won't have to pay my credit card bill when it comes due. I can go nuts! Today is also my dad's 75th birthday. He's probably celebrating extra hard knowing that it's his last birthday ever. (Actually I fully expect it's business as usual - a quiet day with my mom and maybe dinner out!). But it is so much more fun to pretend tomorrow is the end of the world! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #29 May 20, 2011 I was thinking about this topic. There really needs to be an established way of celebrating the end of the world. Think about it: Over the last 40 years or so there have been new dates set every couple of years. By now we should have established some traditions that we do every time the world ends. The TV show Seinfeld established the tradition of Festivus, complete with traditions and ceremonies. Why haven't we done the same thing with the Apocalypse, since it happens every couple of years? Why isn't Martha Stewart telling us how to decorate our homes and what foods to serve for the Apocalypse? We're really slacking on this one folks. If these End Times nuts are going to keep annoying us, the least we can do is get a party out of it. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,064 #30 May 20, 2011 Hi Flyer, Quote my dad's 75th birthday - a quiet day with my mom and maybe dinner out!). As with all grown children, you really do not want to know what your parents are doing. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 May 20, 2011 Quote Hi Flyer, Quote my dad's 75th birthday - a quiet day with my mom and maybe dinner out!). As with all grown children, you really do not want to know what your parents are doing. JerryBaumchen Excellent point. I'm still scarred from finding the Viagra bottle in Dad's nightstand when I was looking for the remote for the bedroom TV. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,398 #32 May 20, 2011 Quote Excellent point. I'm still scarred from finding the Viagra bottle in Dad's nightstand when I was looking for the remote for the bedroom TV. Are you sure he wasn't using it for altitude adaptation? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sildenafil#Altitude_sickness"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #33 May 20, 2011 ...fucking kangaroos..... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #34 May 20, 2011 Thanks for starting this thread. I just found out that the Rapture really will occur tomorrow. Since I won't be going, I need some answers, pronto. (Yes, I did use the search function). When the souls of the virtuous rise to Heaven, do the bodies go with them? What about their clothes and the stuff in their pockets, like car keys? If the soul-less bodies remain on Earth, are they alive or dead? Is this where Zombies come from? If they are dead, and I come across a car with a bumper sticker that says, "When the Rapture occurs, this car will be unmanned", can I just leave the body on the side of the road, or are there some forms I need to fill out before I take the car? If the bodies are alive, and I see a girl stumbling around on Saturday night, how can I tell if I'm looking at the soul-less body of a virtuous woman, or just another drunk chick? These questions have important legal ramifications, so any help provided by the Wisdom of the Bonfire will be much appreciated.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #35 May 20, 2011 Catholics and what are known in the US as "Mainline Protestants" don't believe in the Rapture. The idea was invented only about 200 years ago. In the Rapture people float up to heaven or just disappear suddenly. Their bodies disappear but not their clothes or other belongings. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerseyShawn 0 #36 May 20, 2011 Well since my friends and I tried to perform a satanic ritual once and burned the bible in our attempt to contact satan, and I never apologized to god for it and never will, I guess Im stuck here on earth. Im working, double time pay on the day of the rapture. After work Im going to loot a Piper Super Cub to fly around. Maybe pick satan up if he's not busy. I think Ill enjoy a republican free world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 May 20, 2011 Watching Oprah reruns and listening to my Monkees greatest hits box set...same as every other weekend! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #38 May 21, 2011 Three words: Post Rapture Looting! Fuck Ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerseyShawn 0 #39 May 21, 2011 Don't forget to settle your scores with people of faith by tomorrow peeps. Picture my friend did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #40 May 21, 2011 Quote Don't forget to settle your scores with people of faith by tomorrow peeps. Picture my friend did. toady here dude, 9 h 28 mins.. I'ver already said my goodbyes to the wife... She's been dealing with me and my shit for 23 years..she is Definitely getting liftedYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #41 May 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote I don't think it's quite as simple as that. The righteous (including the dead ones) are going to be whisked up to heaven tomorrow, but for the rest of us it'll only be the beginning of the end. There's a long period of tribulation to go through. I'd still recommend a nice pre-Rapture lunch tomorrow, though. Who knows what the Tribulation lunches are going go to be like? If'n all the pious prick are going to fuck off to heaven tomorrow - who the fuck are the rest of us going to have to take the piss out of in future? Same as always Tone..THE YANKS Good point, well made [phew, what a relief] I ain't goin nowhere. Take your best shot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #42 May 21, 2011 Quote Quote Don't forget to settle your scores with people of faith by tomorrow peeps. Picture my friend did. toady here dude, 9 h 28 mins.. I'ver already said my goodbyes to the wife... She's been dealing with me and my shit for 23 years..she is Definitely getting lifted Take some of your and Mrs Squeaks old clothes and shoes and lay them out on the steps of your local church..... let the pastor think he missed the whole thing and now has to weather the tribulation with the rest of the sinners Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #43 May 21, 2011 In no particular order - eat, fuck, skydive. Often and repeatedly. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #44 May 21, 2011 OK look, you Aussie f#%kers. For once the whole world is counting on you only because you're just west of the International Date Line. Now in less than one hour it will be 6 PM in east Australia. At that time you guys need to set down your drink and post to the USA and UK about whether you have been consumed by earthquakes and famine and the four horsemen of the Apocalypse. Get back to us on that pronto. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #45 May 21, 2011 http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/05/new-zealand-earthquake-christmas-island-harold-camping-may-21-rapture-doomsday.htmlYeah, so, uh, so far we're not getting any earthquakes at the International Date Line. Oh well. I guess it gives us more time for merchandising the NEXT end times prophecy. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #46 May 21, 2011 Say it ain't so!!!! It must be true it was on a bill board above a liquor store.Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #47 May 21, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Don't forget to settle your scores with people of faith by tomorrow peeps. Picture my friend did. toady here dude, 9 h 28 mins.. I'ver already said my goodbyes to the wife... She's been dealing with me and my shit for 23 years..she is Definitely getting lifted Take some of your and Mrs Squeaks old clothes and shoes and lay them out on the steps of your local church..... let the pastor think he missed the whole thing and now has to weather the tribulation with the rest of the sinners 6 mins past 6 pm here (1806hrs) and I am still here..well i expected that...BUT So is the wife... DAMN, there goes tonights plansRAPTURE RUPTUREDYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #48 May 21, 2011 Question: Has Australia legalized gay marriage? If you legalize gay marriage you get hit with hurricanes and earthquakes. It's a well-known fact. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #49 May 21, 2011 Quote Question: Has Australia legalized gay marriage? If you legalize gay marriage you get hit with hurricanes and earthquakes. It's a well-known fact. No but we as a general rule dont care either way.. That's pretty much a general rule for EVERYTHING, Aussies are largely apathetic about most things We just dont give a shitYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #50 May 21, 2011 Gotta check if we can adjust the exit time of our demo to 5:59:30... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
