Opie 0 #226 February 28, 2003 Quote Dear Sunshine, I am concerned that not enough men are carrying babywipes along with thier condoms....(See thread women's forum lmao) what should be done about this? Bwahhhhhhhhhhh >steppin in for sunnySwitch to a higher grade of men Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #227 February 28, 2003 Honey, the kids will be at choir for another 10 minutes. We have to leave in 5 to get them. Have you lost weight? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #228 February 28, 2003 Quote>steppin in for sunny< Switch to a higher grade of men Nicely done Opie. That whole topic kinda sickened me so i stayed away from it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #229 February 28, 2003 Pfft! "Does your back hurt honey? Why don't you lay down on the nice warm hood of the car...." Yes, the capped teeth look almost just like the ones my wife knocked out of my head. Speaking of which: Dear Sunny, SkyBytch makes fun of my enourmous bald spot. Should I; -Kill her -Use that Ronco bald-spot spraypaint -Sell my competition M1A and get plugs installed. ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #230 February 28, 2003 QuoteSkyBytch makes fun of my enourmous bald spot. Don't you remember ever teasing someone cause you secretly had a crush on them? Bytch obviously finds your bald spot very sexy, but is much too shy to admit her true feelings. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #231 February 28, 2003 "Bytch obviously finds your bald spot very sexy, but is much too shy to admit her true feelings." I also think Lia is in denial about her true feelings for you... Deuce, you should politely tell the lady in question that it is not a bald spot, its a solar panel which drives the loooooong distance sex machine....... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #232 February 28, 2003 QuoteDeuce, you should politely tell the lady in question that it is not a bald spot, its a solar panel which drives the loooooong distance sex machine....... Says the verrah tough Scotsman who is talking trash FROM ANOTHER HEMISPHERE! Dude, you've never been Bytch-slapped! You tell her! Her sole remaining salesperson is leaving today and she'll be wanting nothing more than a puching bag by the time Memorial Day rolls around. My bald spot is her target when she kicks my ass up over my head like a hat. Dear Sunny, What are the appropriate shoes to wear to a spring ass-kicking? Is it necessary to have ass-kicking shoes match your ass-kicking handbag? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #233 February 28, 2003 Quote What are the appropriate shoes to wear to a spring ass-kicking? Is it necessary to have ass-kicking shoes match your ass-kicking handbag? The shoes only work when accompanied by a can of whup~ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #234 February 28, 2003 Umm....Sebazz? Did i give you permission to answer questions for me? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #235 February 28, 2003 Great Seb, now I'll have to find out forensically what kind of shoes by looking them up from the sole-prints I remove from YOUR ASS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #236 February 28, 2003 QuoteGreat Seb, now I'll have to find out forensically what kind of shoes by looking them up from the sole-prints I remove from YOUR ASS! Actually i'm wearing boots right now....damn sexy ones too!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #237 February 28, 2003 ooops... Sorry Sunny. I was not thinking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #238 February 28, 2003 thank you sunnyone. due to your advice I have done the following to better my life 1. dumped that girl 2. messed around with her room mate 3. lined up a "date" with her room mate's friend!!! Thanks sunny, for payment I have some advice buy stock in trojan condoms.........I'M BACK!!!!! <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #239 February 28, 2003 why do women do crazy shit, like painting huge red dicks on my garage? Im feeling depressed....I didnt deserve that.... Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #240 February 28, 2003 pee in her butt, and then screw her friend seriosly I heard it is the best revenge!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #241 February 28, 2003 Quotepee in her butt, and then screw her friend seriosly I heard it is the best revenge!!!Nathan? Nathan is that you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #242 February 28, 2003 yeah that's where I heard it...kinda a relationship yoda! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #243 February 28, 2003 QuoteNathan? Nathan is that you LMAO!!! I said the SAME thing ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #244 February 28, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I am becoming increasingly concerned about the future moral welfare of my son, Calum. I am very worried that he will be drawn from his true path in life by whuffoe hoes, and painted ground bound floozies. How can I ensure that he meets a nice sky chick who will not deter him with thoughts of becoming a slave to the Czars of fashion, soccer, golf, croquet and other instruments of demonic distraction? Perhaps excluding the 'bairn' from the source of such temptation would help? I understand that Skybytch once considered a life in a convent. Perhaps the same convent run, I understand, by the Sisters of Virtuous Vertical Velocity may be prepared to take Calum under their ..errr…wings? As you can see by the attached he is a handsome prize, and could easily fall prey to a heinous whuffoe harridan. I understand you are very busy dispensing advice to the needy, and that these are difficult and dark times, however I am genuinely concerned about the future of the wee fella, and would appreciate your womanly wisdom. Thank you in advance Nac. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,123 #245 February 28, 2003 Now that's positively sneaky! Putting a picture of an adorable baby in a liquor box for us all to drool over. I'm sure you'll find someone to corrupt him soon enough. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #246 February 28, 2003 Is that what Scotsmen are weaned on, Cream Sherry?When do they move on to single-malt? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #247 September 19, 2003 Dear Sunshine, I've recently found myself attracted to a number of other dropzone dot com females. I realize that the majority of this is all in my mind, but if it really is real, what should I do? I mean sheez, I'm only one guy, and there are sooooo many of them!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #248 September 19, 2003 Dear Sunshine, You insist that recently I have been a postwhore. Additionally, you seem to feel that there is something WRONG with this. I have the need to release these thoughts yet, I dont wish to be a post whore. What should I do? P.S. Can I have some of the women RevJim dont want?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #249 September 19, 2003 QuoteP.S. Can I have some of the women RevJim dont want? Whoa here! Now that is something I've never said, nor will I ever say! I want 'em all! I'm willing to share most though. No problem there. There's just a couple I gotta claim just for me though. Don't make me get all Merrik on you ass! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #250 September 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteP.S. Can I have some of the women RevJim dont want? Whoa here! Now that is something I've never said, nor will I ever say! I want 'em all! I'm willing to share most though. No problem there. There's just a couple I gotta claim just for me though. Don't make me get all Merrik on you ass! ok, ok, ok... dont get all medevil on my ass... just askin.... but HEY! since when are you Sunshine? ya cant blame a fella for trying to pick up some crumbs now can ya?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
