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And you recognized him how exactly?????? lmao



He emailed pics of his face/upper body and penis.

Did I mention he's a preacher? >:(


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The very perverted ALWAYS have been those trying to make sure no one else can be as perverted as they are. They have built large edifaces to save others from the desires they revel in.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



Seriously, there is no way on earth you're not using that info. You just have to hint about it the next time you see him. Nothing too obvious but enough to make him suspicious.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



So you're saying you don't like to have it done or just not by a cousin? :)

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



Dayum! And to think I had almost stopped checking this thread!B|
(Now where is my popcorn?)
:D:D:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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And you recognized him how exactly?????? lmao



He emailed pics of his face/upper body and penis.

Did I mention he's a preacher? >:(


Hey, at least we know he's straight!:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



Seriously, there is no way on earth you're not using that info. You just have to hint about it the next time you see him. Nothing too obvious but enough to make him suspicious.



I haven't seen him in person in probably 10-11 years. It was at another cousin'd wedding where he officiated. HAHA!

Seriously, I could NEVER even hint I saw that mess.
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Let me get this straight. You set up an AFF creeper account (or is it 2?), then bash others who set up AFF creeper accounts. :D:D You got spunk, kid.



This is the second one I've set up there. A while ago when I was online dating I set one up to check out the guys from the mainstream sites but I've since deleted it.

This one was just for giggles from the other night.

I was the one creeping, HE was the one full on trolling for chicks!! :o
Always be kinder than you feel.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



So you're saying you don't like to have it done or just not by a cousin? :)


We need a puking icon. :P:P:P:P
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Did I mention he's a preacher?



You didn't mention if he's married or not. If not....... to each his own.....different strokes......etc.

Just don't kiss him on the mouth at the next family reunion. ;)


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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My definition of a "creeper account": I created a profile to just look, never uploaded any pics, wasn't identifiable back to me, never answered anyone who contacted me.



I think net-savvy people call this a lurker, or a lurker-account. Not that I'm net-savvy or anything.
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My definition of a "creeper account": I created a profile to just look, never uploaded any pics, wasn't identifiable back to me, never answered anyone who contacted me.



I think net-savvy people call this a lurker, or a lurker-account. Not that I'm net-savvy or anything.


Agreed.
"Creeper-account" keeps bringing up mental images of dirt dives on the hanger floor.:S
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My FIRST COUSIN just sent an email with his ERECT PENIS in his hand stating he likes to LICK ASS.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I can never look at him in the eye ever again.



Is that because you'll be staring at his dick?:o
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Did I mention he's a preacher?



You didn't mention if he's married or not. If not....... to each his own.....different strokes......etc.

Just don't kiss him on the mouth at the next family reunion. ;)


Don


He's been divorced for a long time. Luckily, that side of that family and I do not exactly see eye to eye so I won't be attending any reunions anytime soon!! :D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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