promise5 17 #1 April 12, 2013 I'm a big baby when it comes to pain so I have that moment a lot.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 April 12, 2013 When I bounced I remember think "shit this is going to hurt like hell!" And it did and still does to this day everyday! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 April 12, 2013 Quote I'm a big baby when it comes to pain so I have that moment a lot. I also have a lot, I have 13 scars on my scalp, most of which I cant account forYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 April 12, 2013 8 scars on my body and I'm not sure how many on my head. And now a 3rd degree burn on my scalp and nape of the neck which is going to be grafted tomorrow and then 2 other surgeries to follow that. Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 April 12, 2013 I guess i won't mention that moment before you give blood and they have to check your iron level so they prick your finger. it does hurt you knowNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 April 12, 2013 Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do".My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #7 April 12, 2013 Quote Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strife 0 #8 April 12, 2013 I fucked myself over with Pancreatitis fuck that hurt, had broken bones from horse falls, motorbike accidents, and falling out of a car but the pancreatitis was killer pain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 205 #9 April 12, 2013 I'm typically not smart enough to see the pain before it arrives.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snugfit 0 #10 April 12, 2013 Once I opened too far out and had to ride the brakes to get to the landing area, but my (at the time) new girlfriend was watching and I really wanted to swoop, so like a dumbass I did a front riser turn way too low and found myself way back in the corner. So, no swoop ...just hard brakes (as hard as I could pull them) and miraculously pulled off the landing with nothing more than a slip and almost fell on my ass. (The girlfriend was not impressed...) To this day I cringe thinking about how hard I could have hit. Custom T-Shirts and Pullup cords Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,372 #11 April 12, 2013 I had a broken arm when I was 12; that wasn't too bad, but it didn't set right, and they had to re-break it and re-set it. I wouldn't let them put me out -- knew it was going to hurt, and yep, it did. Whatever topical they gave me wasn't worth much. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 April 12, 2013 QuoteStanding in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 12, 2013 Quote Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". Winner, hands down! I don't think I really ever had time to say "Oh shit this is gonna hurt" before it happens.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #14 April 12, 2013 When I was 11 or 12 I had to have a tooth extracted by an Air Force dentist. It was a baby tooth and the root had wrapped around the one that was coming in behind it. No matter how much novacaine he shot into my head, I still felt every second of it. During the blizzard we had in 2006, I had a scrotal abscess become inflamed and require draining. The doctor had to inject a local square into the middle of my nutsack. It was the second worst pain I've ever experienced. During the procedure, he apologized for the discomfort he was causing me. I told him I'd had worse. Other than that, not much, really...I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". Winner, hands down! I don't think I really ever had time to say "Oh shit this is gonna hurt" before it happens.... Sliding down the freeway on my back doin' triple digits, in my prefierial I see the bike slam into a bridge support and explode... I remember quite clearly thinking THIS is gonna hurt! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickochet 0 #16 April 12, 2013 As I turned in on final right before I broke my Femur and Pelvis the last thing that I remember is thinking F**K this is going to hurt!If you never fall down you aren't trying hard enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #17 April 12, 2013 I was pretty sure this was gonna hurt when it was happening. Happily surprised when it was all over and all I had were a few minor bruises here and there. I've been hurt worse riding bicycles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #18 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote Standing in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". Winner, hands down! I don't think I really ever had time to say "Oh shit this is gonna hurt" before it happens.... Probably takes longer to sign that than it does to say it though."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #19 April 12, 2013 Zing! For me its a tie between: Coming in under a reserve, bad wind conditions, worse reserve. Wind had a nice downrotor to it, flared and nothing happened... Other one was age 17. Mountain bike, steep ridge, in the jungle, Baguio City, Philippines: Ridge falls off to either side, 5 feet wide max, ridgeline itself is at a 45 descending. Hauling ass, halfway down the spine of the ridge, on a curve, I see some dink kicked a football sized rock, directly into the center of the path. Can't turn, can't stop, can't jump it. Guess I'm gettin' airborne. Bang. Rock takes bike out from under me leaves me superman off the side of the ridge, ground dropped away... Oh, this is gonna hurt... It did. -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie 3 #20 April 12, 2013 first crap after hemorrhoid surgery...then the painkillers got me constipated, so i stopped them after a day...man that sucked really badhttp://kitswv.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 April 12, 2013 ...after hemorrhoid surgery Quote Now you're a perfect asshole? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fastphil 0 #22 April 12, 2013 Came right after I said "hold my beer and watch this" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanair 0 #23 April 12, 2013 Real men can do it without someone else having to hold their beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackwallace 3 #24 April 12, 2013 QuoteStanding in front of the preacher preparing to say, "I do". Standing in front of the judge when he said your divorce is final.U only make 2 jumps: the first one for some weird reason and the last one that you lived through. The rest are just filler. scr 316 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #25 April 12, 2013 Hi P5 Just got a call from the vet at 8 A.M. One of our dogs had a biopsy yesterday, due to a lump found during a routine exam. The results were due back today. When the Dr calls with the test results, instead of the nurse That means it's going to hurt. At least we have Google to help us figure out what a Thyroid tumor is. So far our Vet of 15 yrs is going by the book.We are keeping our paws crossed and thinking positive thoughts. R One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
