chemist 0 #1 August 29, 2013 So I've been thinking about this because I've observed that a good 50% of tandem female students are like 8's, 9's, and 10's. I don't get how such a high proportion of chicks that try skydiving are so hot!? When the rate of 8-10's in the general public is <10% So when you got a stunning blonde in some cute little tights rubbing all up against you on the plane do tandem masters ever just get a hard on? Statistically someone's gotta have this happened to them with all the babes doing tandems Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 August 29, 2013 Try not to be creepy.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chemist 0 #3 August 29, 2013 Yea I tried really hard not to make this thread sound creepy. No pun intended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattjw916 2 #4 August 29, 2013 and on that note static line becomes fashionable again... now go do those AOD and PH checks, DitchNSCR-2376, SCR-15080 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boyfalldown 0 #5 August 29, 2013 After you've gotten laid a few times, you may find it easier to maintain your composure and dignity in the presence of a beautiful woman. Just give it some time and experience little buddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chemist 0 #6 August 29, 2013 boyfalldownAfter you've gotten laid a few times, you may find it easier to maintain your composure and dignity in the presence of a beautiful woman. Just give it some time and experience little buddy. Nah that doesn't matter it could still happen no matter how many times you get laid by attractive women. I'm just sayin' statistically it probably happens once per 500 jumps or so and we just never hear about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #7 August 29, 2013 chemistSo I've been thinking about this because I've observed that a good 50% of tandem female students are like 8's, 9's, and 10's. I don't get how such a high proportion of chicks that try skydiving are so hot!? When the rate of 8-10's in the general public is <10% So when you got a stunning blonde in some cute little tights rubbing all up against you on the plane do tandem masters ever just get a hard on? Statistically someone's gotta have this happened to them with all the babes doing tandems There's no such thing as a 10.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #8 August 29, 2013 grueThere's no such thing as a 10. They exist. Just remember the evil in a system is constant.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #9 August 29, 2013 chemistI'm just sayin' statistically it probably happens once per 500 jumps or so and we just never hear about it Where do you subscribe to these boner stats?www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,069 #10 August 29, 2013 Hi chemist, Quote NOT get a hard on You're a chemist and you do not know how to deal with this? The rumor was that it was in the mashed potatoes in Basic Training. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #11 August 29, 2013 I got better things on my mind then concentrating on something like that so it never just happens.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 August 29, 2013 ALL women that skydive are HOT ... end of! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #13 August 29, 2013 Just give them the ol Sigma 5th point of attachment. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #14 August 29, 2013 I almost had a thoughtful, on-point response composed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcjen24 0 #15 August 29, 2013 QuoteTry not to be creepy. Too late... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 635 #16 August 29, 2013 Gayle, is that you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DcloudZ 0 #17 August 29, 2013 GooniesKid is that you? "Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way." -Alan Watts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #18 August 29, 2013 Gorilla duct tapeI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #19 August 29, 2013 quade***There's no such thing as a 10. They exist. Just remember the evil in a system is constant. And always remember: No matter how good she looks, someone somewhere is sick of her shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #21 August 29, 2013 Where are you at,, ? i see it just the opposite.... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 August 29, 2013 You posted elsewhere that you're studying to be a doctor. How, exactly, do you plan to deal professionally with female patients that you find attractive? Particularly when there are times you'll have to look at their naked bodies in a professional context."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #23 August 29, 2013 NWFlyerYou posted elsewhere that you're studying to be a doctor. How, exactly, do you plan to deal professionally with female patients that you find attractive? Particularly when there are times you'll have to look at their naked bodies in a professional context. Andrew MartinA woman goes into a doctor's office, and the doctor says "Do you mind if I numb your breasts?" "Not at all." "Num-num-num-num.""I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deisel 37 #24 August 29, 2013 Professionalism. Anything less can get the both of you killed.The brave may not live forever, but the timid never live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #25 August 29, 2013 chemistYea I tried really hard not to make this thread sound creepy. No pun intended. Too latePlease don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites