yardhippie 0 #176 March 19, 2003 Yea.. I like Dodo Head. Thats better than kettle head I think. Dodo Head should be approved defimaiton lingo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #177 March 19, 2003 My stapler is pretty good. Everyone is always trying to take it because it's the only one that can go through more than 10 sheets."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #178 March 20, 2003 What I want to know is... if this supposed three hole punch is soooo great. Then where is the video, or pics even. Cuz we all know: there must be proof for it to happen. Come on Sebazz! Show us the three hole punch!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #179 March 20, 2003 OMG One of the major universal universe rules!! If there's no video it either did not happen or it does not exist. At your request I will provide pics soon... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #180 March 20, 2003 Does this mean I have to provide pics of my Plantronics Vista headset? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #181 March 20, 2003 i have been putting off punching holes today , and filing response plans, but in light of the great deal of punch hole enthusiasm i'm gonna get right on it, then i'm going home to surf. enough is enough already. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #182 March 20, 2003 Does this mean I have to show a picture of my fire proof and shock resistant Fire King file cabinet? But I don't know how to run a scanner!......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #183 March 20, 2003 Check these baby out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #184 March 20, 2003 oh come on now... we want to see a picture of your three hole punch, not a catalogue! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #185 March 20, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA $161.00 for a hole punch, I'll pay a mongloid 37 cents an hour with a generic 1 hole punch! bwahahahahahaa <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaBabie 0 #186 March 20, 2003 While all of you may have wonderful office supplies (i.e. 3hole punch, stapler) I have the ultimate office supply... A see through notebook, and it comes in handy when you put some "personal papers and pics" (yea, lets leave it at "personal papers & pics") and you go into a meeting with your boss, convinced that you have everything stowed away for total descreteness... At least his comments were complementary. -LisaFor every first... there is a case of beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #187 March 21, 2003 again I reiterate No pics, No video, No proof. I say bring it hole punch boy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #188 March 25, 2003 had to drag this one back... with a picture of my three hole punch, and my stapler, and my tape dispenser. as you can plainly see, they rock. i also threw in one of my paper-clip belly flyer. i was inspired by somone else's paper-clip free flyer, so with my trusty leatherman, some paperclips, and a lunch hour, i came up with what you see below. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #189 March 26, 2003 I've got two offices! A cubicle thingo when I'm doing my PhD work, and an office downstairs when I working as a research assistant. Upstairs I have lots of paper and stuff to read. It's quite messy at the moment. Downstairs. It's neat. It has to be, because other people use it too. I've got liquid nitrogen! I've got a 30 kV electron microscope! I've got vacuum chambers! If you want something gold coated, or carbon coated, I'm your man...-- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #190 March 26, 2003 well i used to have you all beat.. i had a hottie admin type who jumps out of planes! shes so cool she even talked me into doing it and now i jump out of planes too!! unfortunately the big wheels realized how cool she was and promoted her to running the corp confrence room where she gets to play with millions of dollars of video display and teleconfrencing equipment. (3 HUGE screens to watch skydive vids on during lunch!) but i was so disenheartened by the loss that i had to take a job in WA ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,334 #191 March 26, 2003 I can run software on a space shuttle computer. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masher 1 #193 March 26, 2003 XT. -- Arching is overrated - Marlies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #194 March 26, 2003 QuoteMoney Talks Suckers Walk but you can't touch my Three Hole Punch ok for some reason that put a Motorhead song in my ears... "please, please dont touch my stapler so much.." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #195 March 26, 2003 Sammy Hagar: 3 lock box.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,334 #196 March 26, 2003 I didn't say it was modern -- just coolIt predates all of the *86 chips, having been designed in the early 70's. Still has ferrite core... And it runs all that software with no random access storage devices. Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #197 March 26, 2003 My new toy this week is a microphone to go along with my webcam. This should be kinda fun when I'm bored! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #198 March 26, 2003 I don't own any cool office equipment. I use a small hand drill to make holes in paper. You should see what my desk looks like from where I drilled through the paper and into the crappy laminated surface. In civilized countries where we measure things in meters and millimeters, two or four hole punches are standard. I have never even seen a three hole punch in my life. I struggled just now to find a 1/4 inch stainless steel screw. The guys on the floor keep trying to fit M6 screws instead, damaging the equipment. All of this makes me curse folks who measure things in inches. And use punches with odd numbers of holes. And what the hell is "letter format" paper? What is an E sheet format? A4 and A0 is much easier to understand. Rant over. Blue skies and happy punching . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #199 March 26, 2003 [sarcasm] Quote And what the hell is "letter format" paper? What is an E sheet format? A4 and A0 is much easier to understand. What the hell? This makes no sense! What are you doing, writing an A4 or an A0? No! You are writing a letter. Letter format. Why replace a perfectly logical descriptive word with a random string of letters and numbers? Do you secretly work for a government agency or something? Quote In civilized countries where we measure things in meters Measure in meters? How retarded! You don't measure a meter, you measure with a meter. When will you ever get it straight? [/sarcasm] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #200 March 26, 2003 Quote Except maybe Dodo Head. I've found that couch head is the most comfortable, whereas road head is great when you're feeling adventurous . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites